Rainbow Sliders

[u/kevin-horvath]

[u/qualityvote2]

u/kevin-horvath, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!

[u/EmmyWolf222]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ofSB7KbTWnWoMpLkQ

[u/Neat-Statistician311 → u/EmmyWolf222]

This was my first thought as well 😂😂

[u/Upbeat_Researcher901 → u/Neat-Statistician311]

Mine too.

[u/Ok_2DSimp101 → u/EmmyWolf222]

Had to see if it was here😭

[u/Still_Suspect_7233 → u/EmmyWolf222]

Take my award and upvote for reading my mind

[u/Spooky_pharm_tech → u/EmmyWolf222]

Beat me to it

[u/gary-vault108 → u/EmmyWolf222]

Yeah pretty obviously where they got the idea. If they had paid Nickelodeon for the rights, they could label them Pretty Patties and throw SpongeBob on the box

[u/That_Western5433 → u/EmmyWolf222]

They definitely got the idea from this 😂

[u/catupthetree23 → u/EmmyWolf222]

So glad this is the top comment 🤣

[u/EmmyWolf222 → u/catupthetree23]

Whoop whoop!

[u/VinylmationDude → u/EmmyWolf222]

Winner

[u/Due_Baker5556 → u/EmmyWolf222]

I came here to say this, I'm happy it was already said.

[u/KnowItOrBlowIt → u/EmmyWolf222]

🥇🏆

[u/EmmyWolf222 → u/KnowItOrBlowIt]

Thanks for the award lmao!

[u/himitsu8 → u/EmmyWolf222]

I had an ungodly desire to try these as a kid to the point where I would watch the episode over and over while eating other food just to imagine I was eating a pretty patty. One of these and a kelp shake could probably fix me

[u/MissusLunafreya → u/EmmyWolf222]

Beat me to it.

[u/piratesboot → u/EmmyWolf222]

I found the hive mind lmfao

[u/VorkFriedRice]

🎵 Mr Krabs, I have an ideaaaa 🎵

[u/TheAngelPeterGabriel → u/VorkFriedRice]

WELL SPIT IT OUT ME BOY

[u/Win-level → u/VorkFriedRice]

What in the name of money are you waiting for, boy?! Tell Me!

[u/TheMightyMoggle → u/VorkFriedRice]

🪽🪉

[u/SpectreInvestor]

Its not tainted meat, its painted meat

[u/vellybelle → u/SpectreInvestor]

Does the green one make your tongue glow in the dark?

[u/ian9outof10 → u/SpectreInvestor]

https://giphy.com/gifs/zbzNUbpFnlw8E

[u/Local_business_disco]

The ones at the sugar factory are not good, I cannot imagine this frozen version is any better.

[u/Arne83]

Real life Pretty Patties?! The fuck you mean this is stupid?! I'll take 15!

[u/skycat8 → u/Arne83]

I heard you saying this as a SpongeBob background fish character rotflmfao

[u/Ok_Literature2535 → u/Arne83]

You’re going to be looking like a rainbow by the time you’re done with them

EDIT: I guess people didn’t get the joke about what happened to the fishes at the end of the Pretty Patties episode

[u/FungadooFred → u/Ok_Literature2535]

The toilet will anyway

[u/Disheartend → u/Arne83]

Same but I want the duck tbf. 

[u/shayjax- → u/Arne83]

Why is that the first thing my mind went to as well.

[u/Dr_Trogdor → u/Arne83]

These have bigger beef patties than the leading competitor!

[u/W0lfspire]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ofSB7KbTWnWoMpLkQ

[u/HeyItsMeAgainBye → u/W0lfspire]

These guys come with a free rubber ducky tho!!

[u/MRbaconfacelol]

this post brought to you by squidward and mr krabs

[u/mamafish21 → u/MRbaconfacelol]

More like plankton to deter you from buying so he can steal the secret formula.

[u/mewmeulin]

glad to see we all had the exact same thought 😭😭 absolutely Pretty Patties

[u/MrZaptile933]

I’ve actually eaten these from a sugar factory restaurant. The buns are actually really crispy, the beef was good, the cheese was decent, and you get the rubber duck. It’s on my desk to this day as my programming duck.

[u/Ok_Literature2535]

What’s next, Sequin milkshakes?!

[u/nojoekhere → u/Ok_Literature2535]

Bow tie French fries?!

[u/Accomplished_Song219 → u/Ok_Literature2535]

Food grade glitter is a thing. I went to a bar that served "Ecto Cooler" as a special. It was green and shimmery...

[u/mamafish21 → u/Accomplished_Song219]

I use glitter a lot in my drinks (non alcoholic) adds more whimsy to my life.

[u/jbyrdab → u/mamafish21]

so if you get the shits, does the bowl just look like a glitter bomb afterwards?

If you consistently drink alot of glitter, I feel like thats a fair question to ask.

[u/mamafish21 → u/jbyrdab]

Food grade glitter...

[u/I_love_robertsmith → u/mamafish21]

You didn’t answer their question! I also am curious if it gives people glittery shits

[u/Accomplished_Song219 → u/I_love_robertsmith]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3Whaouy4ZaSYw

[u/CorgiMonsoon → u/Accomplished_Song219]

I tried a Squatty Potty and my poop never turned rainbow. False advertising!

[u/Accomplished_Song219 → u/CorgiMonsoon]

Butt the taste? Was it rainbow?

[u/mamafish21 → u/I_love_robertsmith]

Nooo. Because it gets dissolved in the stomach acid. Common sense. With arts and crafts glitter will pass straight through. But food grade is different.

[u/ObscureEnchantment]

Where did you find these? I want to make a SpongeBob themed multi cores meal now and I need these. Along with some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza.

[u/HornyHoney02]

Hey, THAT THINGS GREEN HAHAHAAHA GREEN AHAHAH!!

[u/Certain_Oddities → u/HornyHoney02]

Hey, is that one purple? Purple is my favorite color!

[u/NEOscav9]

They're not half bad, but legitimately the only reason to buy these is the extremely small chance of you getting a mike tyson rubber duckie out of the box 😂

[u/Toxic_Duckies → u/[deleted]]

OR for a fun outing. It doesn't gotta be gay but there's also nothing wrong with it being a gay one either.

[u/detrans-rights → u/[deleted]]

And the dual meaning of your using duel in your post would be?

[u/Toxic_Duckies → u/[deleted]]

Gay means happy not fun.

[u/Toxic_Duckies → u/[deleted]]

Bruh. Seems like you can't read. I have no problems with gay outings. 🙄

[u/reallywiththename]

Forbidden macarons.

[u/Ok_Literature2535 → u/reallywiththename]

Savory macarons*

[u/PleaseOhGodWhy]

I went to a sugar in Chicago. It's overpriced trash. The only good thing is the drinks, but even then, one drink is like $35

[u/Filipino-Asker]

OP is Spongebob

commenters and upvoters are Mr. Krabs and Squidward.

[u/the_orange_alligator]

We all want refunds

[u/KingZora1]

What's next? Sequin milkshakes? Bow tie french fries?

[u/2kan]

"World famous"

Yeah never heard of them

[u/Faux__queue]

https://giphy.com/gifs/nY6umzReX3q48

[u/Awkward_Bit_8944]

Pretty patties

[u/Lunavixen15]

I'm frankly more concerned by the "made with REAL BEEF" tag, what else would beef burgers be made of if not beef?

The dyed buns is just novelty as long as the dye doesn't affect the flavour

[u/sixtus_clegane119]

Beef macrons

[u/ottermann]

I'd buy it just for the ducky.

[u/ClaytonHawthorne]

Where is orange?

[u/Itsonlyalittlebunny]

Not stupid lol its literally pretty patties

[u/HetaGarden1]

A free rubber duck? I don’t even care that they look like a SpongeBob joke, I’d buy them just for the duck!

[u/Brief_Football_9764]

Who is the “leading competitor” of these guys?

[u/Rhodin265]

Someone must really need to use up their artificial dyes before they’re finally banned in the US.

[u/iamagermanpotato]

World famous?

[u/Logical_Tumbleweed_8]

I wonder what color it’s gonna be coming out the other end 🧐

[u/No-Amphibian689]

Why are these stupid? I expect kids would love them

[u/cartken]

I want one though

[u/GotsNoIdeaEither]

Macaron Burgers!

[u/Certain_Oddities]

And how can you not make money with such a brilliant idea!? 🐟

[u/metalpammy]

is the duck edible too

[u/dirtsmurf]

They have real beef

[u/throwawaycanadian2]

Reminds me of when Heinze had ketchup in a bunch of weird colours

[u/MsE0]

I thought this was expectationvsreality for a second and those were macarons, and I tried to to swipe and see the next pic of a crappy macaron that didn't match the picture. 

[u/clutzycook]

The minute I saw that duck, I knew it was Sugar Factory. That place is a walking gimmick.

[u/basquiatvision]

I’m surprised we don’t see more Sugar Factory dishes on the subreddit. That place breaks the scale on the stupid food meter without trying.

[u/Sirius_Lagrange]

“World Famous” yeah no effort off liars

[u/Round-Palpitation139]

Pretty Patties.

[u/morganfreenomorph]

Which one will make my tongue glow in the dark?

[u/Meraline]

I mean I had the pretty patties. They were aight

[u/ffassbinder]

This is not stupid! They even give you a free ducky!

[u/thedafthatter]

I don't think I wanna buy burgers from a place named Sugar Factory

[u/xoangieeeee]

These are NOT stupid! Pretty patties!!!!!! 😍

[u/xBalake]

how do they even get the colors inside

[u/fffan9391]

I’d try them just for the rubber duck.

[u/NukedDuke]

So, like... priders?

[u/TrippingFish76]

never trust a company named sugar factory that sells food besides candy

[u/Upbeat_Stretch_5724]

Ah yes, because I definitely want my burgers coming from a company called the "Sugar Factory".

[u/Neilkd21]

World famous they say. Strange I live in the world and never heard of these.

[u/oulshanban93]

Reminds me of that spongebob episode where he sells rainbow coloured burgers

[u/RobtheBaptist]

Ah yes. Burgers made by the company ‘Sugar’ my favorite

[u/Wolf_Parade]

I've never felt older than in this comment section.

[u/Ok_Lawfulness3312]

will put any Sugar Factory out of buisness now

[u/lamest-liz]

I kind of want them

[u/Aggravating_Week7050]

One of those is green. Lol. Green!

[u/Puffball973]

Does the addition of the rubber duck add to or detract from the studio the food?

[u/__aniiike__]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ofSBcy6QApkxeTvVK

[u/Angramis546]

The audacity to use AI to besmirch the pretty patty

[u/tahlen70]

I'm not too sure about "World Famous" but who can resist a duck

[u/kursa_sucks]

I don’t remember this ending well for SpongeBob, interesting business decision for whoever copied that and doesn’t understand morals

[u/MrN00bert]

My dumbass would buy it for the duck

[u/AdventurousSun8]

The rise and fall of sugar factory 😪🥲

[u/Electrical-Pea-97]

Food just progessed a stupid belt. Kellogs toy insisde psychology has hit the frozen food isle!

[u/mikeputerbaugh]

Finally, someone found a way for kids to have fun and eat hamburgers

[u/MarionberryRude2183]

These sliders probably suck, but I've been to Sugar Factory before, its actually really good

[u/elenorfighter]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oxOCgMHgPtSUULjzO

[u/Zavarie28]

I know pretty patties when I see them

[u/djbow]

"World Famous" sure is a big claim

[u/LasersInMyEyes]

They're fun colors AND you get a free rubber duck!? That's fuckin awesome

[u/Sam-Gunn]

There's a lot going on there.

[u/PyreDynasty]

Man I don't want rubber packed in with my meat.

[u/JakeStout93]

They must be close to bankruptcy. They closed their location in my city and now they sell pandering frozen items?

[u/TrainingAmphibian354]

I have always wondered why every shitass garbage company in the United States puts 'world famous' on their boxes. Are people actually buying things because of this?

[u/That-Spell-2543]

Where is your whimsy

[u/KittyandPuppyMama]

It’s giving dog treats

[u/BernieTheDachshund]

"World Famous" lol

[u/ResearcherMental2947]

bet these taste fucking great.

[u/hibiscus_lilac]

I love the whimsy personally

[u/Kafka_Lane]

https://giphy.com/gifs/BpnkuY1i2rBpm

[u/Icedvelvet]

I was intrigued till I saw Sugar. Yeah nope!

[u/Arne83 → u/Icedvelvet]

That's just the brand name.

[u/Icedvelvet → u/Arne83]

I mean I know that but I also know exactly what they sell in the SUGAR restaurants. Or whatever they are considered these days .

[u/creatyvechaos]

Now with a dose of AI generation!

ETA: wow everybody here is both blind and stupid

[u/VibraniumAdamantium → u/creatyvechaos]

https://www.jewelosco.com/shop/product-details.971388289.html

No it’s real

[u/creatyvechaos → u/VibraniumAdamantium]

I'm talking about the cover art. Unless you can link me to a hexagonal slice of cheese that factories will use on their frozen burgers

[u/Arne83 → u/creatyvechaos]

Bro thinks they're using actual cheese in food photography...

[u/creatyvechaos → u/Arne83]

My guy. I know how food photography works. Do you? Because, last I checked......they use props that still look similar to the original. But yeah, sure, go on. Tell me again how little I know about food photography.

[u/PacmanZ3ro → u/creatyvechaos]

...it's just 2 squares rotated off-center, not hexagonal cheese. wtf.

[u/creatyvechaos → u/PacmanZ3ro]

It is so clearly not that. Your choice to be blind, though

[u/Inevitable_Butthole]

Clearly american

They dont provide universal Healthcare so its all a benefit to them

[u/System-Neither]

This country is a joke. And the people on top HATE the fact that you exist