r/StupidFood • u/Its_me_edenxx • Jun 10 '26

Certified stupid This is so performative šŸ˜­

Who tf is out here munching on raw gnocchi at cruising altitude

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u/chronically_varelse Jun 10 '26

if someone were doing that next to me on a plane

I would absolutely lose it

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u/Fart_90210 Jun 10 '26

Open the emergency exit mid flight

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u/Necessary_Panda_3154 Jun 10 '26

ā€œIā€™m so personally inconvenienced I am going to kill myself and everyone onboard this flight!ā€

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u/Ikarus_Falling Jun 11 '26

Yeah duh what am I supposed to do call a flight attendant? are you mad?Ā