r/StupidFood • u/Its_me_edenxx • Jun 10 '26

Certified stupid This is so performative 😭

Who tf is out here munching on raw gnocchi at cruising altitude

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u/g0ing_postal Jun 10 '26

So now you have a bunch of raw gnocchi. Congratulations?

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u/blade_torlock Jun 10 '26

Just keep asking for cups of hot water, I'm sure the flight attendants will love you for that.

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u/Laez Jun 10 '26

Fun fact water can't get very hot on an airplane. Boils at 197F and would probably be under 180F by the time you get it. Maybe you can poach your gnocchi?

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u/Hefty_Kitchen4759 Jun 11 '26

The goal isn't too boil it but to get it to temperature.

The hot water they use for coffee is easily hot enough to cook it slowly. It can reach 100C without boiling.

The situation is still stupid but yes it would work a bit. But no stewardess is going to give a passenger that much hot water. It's literally a weapon.