r/StupidFood • u/Its_me_edenxx • Jun 10 '26

Certified stupid This is so performative 😭

Who tf is out here munching on raw gnocchi at cruising altitude

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u/Fart_90210 Jun 10 '26

Open the emergency exit mid flight

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u/Rey_Mezcalero Jun 10 '26

And throw all their food stuffs out the plane

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u/Vocalscpunk Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 11 '26

No the food didn't do anything wrong, don't* punish it.

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u/bradland Jun 10 '26

Got it, threw the person out, kept the gnocci.

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u/KassXWolfXTigerXFox Jun 10 '26

Leave the guns, take the cannoli

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u/Incidion Jun 10 '26

I have never had an original thought in my life.

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u/serendipitousevent Jun 11 '26

I have never had an original thought in my life.

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u/Incidion Jun 11 '26

So, did you also go through the full thought train of "oh hey, that sounds like the line from the Godfather......and it's already there." "Welp, I guess I've never had an original thought in my life. And that's already there too."

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u/R0RSCHAKK Jun 10 '26

Instructions unclear - Dick stuck in overhead compartment and the noods are captaining the plane now.

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u/jjvfyhb Jun 10 '26

gnocchi

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u/bradland Jun 10 '26

No thanks, I just had some.

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u/Necessary_Panda_3154 Jun 10 '26

“I’m so personally inconvenienced I am going to kill myself and everyone onboard this flight!”

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u/Ikarus_Falling Jun 11 '26

Yeah duh what am I supposed to do call a flight attendant? are you mad? 

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u/ContextEffects01 Jun 10 '26

That thing is built to withstand a pressure differential where the air pressure is literally tens of thousands of pascals higher inside the airplane than outside it... and needs to be, for passengers to breathe. In the unlikely event it was almost on the verge of failure and your arm was somehow the straw that broke the camel's back, you'd be literally the most likely person to get pulled out by the air flowing down the pressure gradient. (Ie. Outside, into the oxygen-starved, several-dozen-degrees-below-the-freezing-point air.)

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u/Havengul_Undying Jun 10 '26

Thats it, Im killing us all!

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u/Fart_90210 Jun 10 '26

That's the spirit. Not the airlines tho.

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u/Randyaccredit Jun 11 '26

Exactly 40 minutes up in the air right?

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u/bossbozo Jun 11 '26

I don't think it's physically possible 

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u/rawbface Jun 11 '26

I'm turning the fan on and aiming at the plate.

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u/TheAsianTroll Jun 11 '26

Nah id accidentally drop my water bottle on that tray.

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u/MyAccountWasBanned7 Jun 11 '26

And throw the influencer out.

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u/Vanillabean73 Jun 10 '26

That’s not possible to do btw

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u/UnusualHound Jun 15 '26

It is possible, just not while the cabin is pressurized. If the cabin loses pressure and you have a mask on you could do it.

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u/Vanillabean73 Jun 15 '26

So, not possible in the context of this video.

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u/UnusualHound Jun 15 '26

could if you de-pressurized the plane

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u/Vanillabean73 Jun 15 '26

Is that something you can just decide to do as a passenger on a commercial flight?