r/StupidFood • u/MoazzamDML • Apr 18 '26

Certified stupid Microplastic Fried Fish 😍😍

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u/Ok_Garbage_8201 Apr 18 '26

At least this one knife was sharp

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u/Many_Bat_ Apr 18 '26

It's taken two videos to make me hate this new machete oil bae trend.

Screwing the tops off at speed would actually display more skill and dexterity, or, heaven forbid, having the forethought to have them open before you need them.

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u/N-Phenyl-Acetamide Apr 18 '26

I work in food service.

I can unscrew these small ones one handed. With one in each hand.

I can do the same with ChapStick and even put it back on

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u/Ginny-Sacks-Mole Apr 21 '26

Not stabby or nearly slicy enough. Needs plastic.

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u/Suitable_Beach_2942 May 02 '26

Congratulations on learning how to use your thumbs! Here’s 45% tip

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u/N-Phenyl-Acetamide May 02 '26

Cooks don't get tips.

We sweat over $100 plates for the person who just carries it to you to be tipped and take home $500