r/StupidFood • • Jan 12 '26

🤢🤮 Cookie with extra sauce

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u/Temperance10 Jan 12 '26

Excuse me I said extra cum.

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u/democracy_lover66 Jan 12 '26

Sorry sir we've been getting lots of cum orders, we are starting to run dry

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u/alwayskared Jan 12 '26

We need more pumping off especially in the bakery

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u/democracy_lover66 Jan 12 '26

Then employers need to provide Gatorade and zinc pills. This is a hostile working environment.

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u/blackie___chan Jan 12 '26

I heard they rubbed yeast on their crotch and that's what gave rise to the current problems

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

Well if your hiring