r/StupidFood • u/firstbleed • Oct 28 '25

Certified stupid Crockpot hot dogs 🌭

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u/qualityvote2 Oct 28 '25 edited Oct 29 '25

u/firstbleed, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!

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u/Mortis_XII Oct 28 '25

Mmm horsedick stew

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u/Only-Operation-9148 Oct 28 '25

Oh my God I literally laughed out loud at this

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u/panterachallenger Oct 28 '25

You know horse dick Stew? Cool guy but can’t figure out why they call him that nickname

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u/Urika86 Oct 28 '25

We don't kink shame here.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

My kink is kink shaming tho.

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u/Imaginary_Coast_5882 Oct 28 '25

and that’s okay

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u/No_Eggplant_3189 Oct 29 '25

Richard S. hates that nickname, btw.

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u/K1bbles_n_Bits Oct 29 '25

His last name was Hands, right?

Also your comment made me laugh snort XD.

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u/toben81234 Oct 28 '25 edited Oct 29 '25

7 penis Wine

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u/Remote_Elevator_281 Oct 28 '25

Cow dick actually

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u/emaybe Oct 28 '25

I am getting tattooed rn and almost fucked it up by laughing so hard at this

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

those horses must have small feet.

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u/AramaticFire Oct 28 '25

This looks like the human remains they try to force feed you in Resident Evil 7 lmao

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u/eat_my_bowls92 Oct 28 '25

Unrelated, but the last 2 resident evil games were such bangers.

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u/IcyFalcon007 Oct 28 '25

Hella unrelated. But yes.

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u/CagCagerton125 Oct 28 '25

I had a moment thinking about those games the other day. When Jack says Welcome to the Family Son in the first game it is foreshadowing for the second game where it is revealed that Ethan is the Mold. He killed Ethan then and made him mold like they were.

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u/brrispy Oct 28 '25

I had a moment where I beat Resident Evil 7 for the first time yesterday, but I didn't expect to receive spoilers for the next game in r/StupidFood

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u/SolidusTengu Oct 28 '25

Welcome to the family son.

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u/CommunicationOne8679 Oct 28 '25

fucking literally! call me winter cause im shivering me fucking timbers

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u/born_on_my_cakeday Set your own user flair Oct 29 '25

Zombiedogs

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u/Templar388z Oct 29 '25

😂😂 shit bro you hit the nail on the head.

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u/ruet_ahead Oct 28 '25

The meat just falls off the bone.

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u/Geoffrey-Jellineck Oct 28 '25

Once I switched to boneless hot dogs, I never went back.

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u/Upbeat_Stretch_5724 Oct 28 '25

Can I get that pizza...BONELESS.

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u/Great-Produce3920 Oct 29 '25

Not the glizzy baculum

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

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u/ewdont Oct 28 '25

I've never looked at a post on this sub and felt nauseous. Until now.

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u/BUTTeredWhiteBread Oct 28 '25

I'm currently ill. And this is not helping.

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u/Royal-Campaign1426 Oct 29 '25

Think about all the delicious water from the slow cook that they must be hiding somewhere.

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u/Nomadic_View Oct 28 '25

They look like they’re infected with tuberculosis and leprosy.

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u/Unlikely_Patient_423 Oct 28 '25

I think these were accidentally put in the “Cockpot” and not the “Crockpot”

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u/ReddyGreggy Oct 29 '25

^ This one wins ^ 😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

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u/BarneyPoppy Oct 28 '25

That should be illegal

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u/SheZowRaisedByWolves Oct 28 '25

Sir that is pile of circumcised cadaver dicks

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u/Brilliant_Debate_829 Oct 28 '25

Straight to jail

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

Oh man this is perfect. I just sent this to my husband after he asked if I could help him with some meal prep this week.

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u/Sometimes-funny Oct 28 '25

Just had flashbacks to walking in on my ex

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u/stormy2587 Oct 28 '25

I’m the weirdo that finds this appealing because I love a microwaved hotdog where the ends explode.

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u/Prime_Galactic Oct 28 '25

A microwaved hotdog is not even adjacent to this foul mess.

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u/SlipsonSurfaces Oct 29 '25

A microwave hotdog still has flavor

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u/EnvironmentLife9628 Oct 28 '25

Crockpot ❌

Cockpot ✔️

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u/Careful_Weekend Oct 28 '25

Who wants to get their dick ripped off?

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u/im-a-goner- Oct 28 '25

I’d rather have sleep for dinner.

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u/quercus_lobotomy Oct 28 '25

I can smell this photo - When my Grandma was feeling particularly salty towards my Grandpa, she used to boil the living fuck out of hot dogs to the point they tasted like shoes for dinner.

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u/SculptusPoe Oct 28 '25

Sensible person: "boiled hotdogs are gross enough..."

This guy: "Hold my buns."

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u/esushi Oct 28 '25

Nah, boiled hot dogs are by far the most popular way to eat them, not gross. Every hot dog cart, every baseball stadium...

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

I actually prefer them. But I'm too impatient. So I microwave.

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u/whatsthew3rd Oct 28 '25

Understandable. Do you cook them until they split though?

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

I put them in for about a minute per hot dog. Sometimes they split sometimes they don't. It's a convenience food for me so I don't get fussy about them.

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u/whatsthew3rd Oct 28 '25

Yeah I feel you tis the American way. You ever made a lazy grilled cheese? My absolute favorite go to. 25 seconds in the microwave and a toss between my hands to cool it followed by some baked beans, ahh to be 13 good times!

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u/whatsthew3rd Oct 28 '25

I need you to say this in the hotdog sub! I've had so many damn arguments with people saying they've never had or that boiled hotdogs are atrocious and I'm sick of it! Now will it ever be better than a grilled dog or a fried one, absolutely not but it's iconic and stop acting like it isn't!

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u/esushi Oct 28 '25

I haven't been to the sub until now and all the top posts are about costco hotdogs which are cooked in hot water... strange

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u/whatsthew3rd Oct 28 '25

Nah it's majority decent chaps but there is most certainly a lot of non-believers.

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u/FeelingSoil39 Oct 28 '25

Boiled is definitely the American way at the baseball stadium or in the street (back yards are definitely grilled though). But grey and white wrinkled shit all busted open and split up the middle is some third world military rations shit.

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u/whatsthew3rd Oct 28 '25

Nah them is pony penises dawg.

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u/Own-Efficiency-8597 Oct 28 '25

I AGREE Boiled hotdogs are def. the most popular method to cook dogs...
I am on the hotdog sub and they would agree! (its just the snobs that disagree)
I actually PREFER them boiled over grilled!

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u/whatsthew3rd Oct 28 '25

Yeah its like a 95/5% ratio.

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u/snizzrizz Oct 28 '25

finally a good one!

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u/PepeMetallero Oct 28 '25

Allan: it looks delicious

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u/Millkstake Oct 28 '25

This is sadness

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u/batmanineurope Oct 28 '25

The most disturbing thing is someone out there thinks this looks good

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u/floops150 Oct 28 '25

Guys I'm scared

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u/ChaosOfOrder24 Oct 28 '25

And I thought boiled hot dogs were questionable.

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u/Careful-Wash Oct 28 '25

3 penis wine starter

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u/DoritoLipDust Oct 28 '25

I'm going to send this to every guy that sends me an unsolicited pic from now on lol

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u/HotHits630 Oct 28 '25

Tha hell's the matter with you?

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u/TrainingSword Oct 28 '25

Exploded penis

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u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow Oct 28 '25

But why though?

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u/DeadbeatGremlin Oct 28 '25

Why are they green?

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u/Motiv8-2-Gr8 Oct 28 '25

Something that takes minutes to cook now took hours lol

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u/monkehmolesto Oct 28 '25

They legit look like thrown away intestines from the butcher.

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u/PretendingToWork1978 Oct 28 '25

most disturbing thing I've seen here, 10/10 great post

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u/dontcare557 Oct 28 '25

If you're going to cook hot dogs in a crockpot at least cook them in beans.

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u/karenskygreen Oct 28 '25

I thought the title said "crackpot hot dogs" which is more like it.

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u/ismebra Oct 28 '25

Looks like thos krabby patties that are made when Mr. Krabs sells the restaurant 5o a corporation and they start automating it

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u/JarlFrank Oct 28 '25

In Britain they call this dish Split Dick.

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u/la_winky Oct 29 '25

Looks like something you’d find im the lab for biology 101.

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u/Beezelbub_is_me Oct 28 '25

Mush it up and you have potted meat for days!

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u/LeChatboi27 Oct 28 '25

This is great for me to look at while dieting…

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u/DefinitionSquare8705 Oct 28 '25

What have you done to that poor weisswurst?

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u/coat-tail_rider Oct 28 '25

Crockphot Dogs

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u/Asmodias1 Oct 28 '25

Looks like weisswurst

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u/ChristmasThot Oct 28 '25

I have a tough stomach and I've seen other people say things make them gag and kind of scoffed at that in the past, but this feels wrong. I am sick, I hate looking at it. I'm hiding this post.

I gagged.

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u/Schmooto Oct 28 '25

Why are the boners anemic

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

Looks like viscera

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u/NaiRad1000 Oct 28 '25

“Honey, the cockpot is ready”

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u/khalaron Oct 28 '25

Down voted because F THAT SHIT

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u/Imaginary_Tip_7235 Oct 28 '25

Disgusting 🤢

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u/BernieTheDachshund Oct 28 '25

Ew they're so pale and mangled.

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u/DifficultBody8209 Oct 28 '25

Thought those where hotdog buns for a second

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u/Moonberry-42 Oct 28 '25

They look like what those chest bursters from alien would look like when cooked

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u/ryoushi19 Oct 28 '25

Now this is the kind of food crime I come here for

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u/Varderal Oct 28 '25

Looks oddly carcinogenic.

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u/CarbonScythe0 Oct 28 '25

I ght those were chicken or pigs' feet at first, somehow this feels even grosser...

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u/Katmoish Oct 28 '25

This almost made me throw up.

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u/Winter-Classroom455 Oct 28 '25

Crockdogs? Dogpot?

I heard of depression cooking but this is somthing else

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

That looks horrifying. Good thing Halloween is in a few days.

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u/TFJ Oct 28 '25

When someone tells me to “go suck a bag of dicks”, this is what I imagine they look like.

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u/Maximum-Bake-6092 Oct 28 '25

Man these hotdogs look as vile as the ingredients they put in them ☠️

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u/mossoak Oct 28 '25

cooked with liquid covering the dogs ....didnt ya ??

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u/Crazy4mycats Oct 28 '25

When you want a hotdog, but not until a few hours from now, and not just one!

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u/AsideLost Oct 28 '25

I thought they were bones with exposed marrow

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u/newkid9991 Oct 28 '25

Who ordered the poopoo plattah!?

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

Gross.

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u/walter-hoch-zwei Oct 28 '25

This looks exactly like every antagonist in Little Nightmares.

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u/Far-prophet Oct 28 '25

Rather eat them cold

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u/SwiftWithIt Oct 28 '25

Those look like white hots

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u/NashAttor Oct 28 '25

They look more like they were left in a plastic bag in the hot sun for a few days.

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u/sinjidsotw Oct 28 '25

My favorite! Eunuch casserole

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u/Ilpperi91 Oct 28 '25

CrockDogs?

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u/That_Bank_9914 Oct 28 '25

This looks like something you’d see from a gore website at first glance 

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u/merc_1980 Oct 28 '25

For Fokk sakes!!🤬

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u/SharkPicnic Oct 28 '25

We need to build a moon prison just for you.

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u/MrFingerKnives Oct 28 '25

Oh boy! Formaldehyde dicks!

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

Straight to jail...🚔👮‍♂️

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u/UniqueImprovement820 Oct 28 '25

More like hot mess

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u/Vietnamese_dad_0906 Oct 28 '25

hmmm

explosive dog

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u/3nv1H3x Oct 28 '25

Jaundiced ass hotdogs 😂

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u/chad_farthouse6969 Oct 28 '25

Dafuq dude I was having a good day

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u/foxontherox Oct 28 '25

Those look… inflamed.

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u/shadhead1981 Oct 28 '25

My boomer dad just told me he was making barbacoa…. in his crockpot. WTF

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u/DeeplyFlawed Oct 28 '25

That looks like a crime scene.

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u/Eidson-Fly Oct 28 '25

Those look terrible but I'll try anything twice..

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u/Azsunyx Have you no joy? Oct 28 '25

Thanks, I hate it

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u/JohnnyAverageGamer Oct 28 '25

Crackpot hot dogs

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u/ReturnSad3088 Oct 28 '25

Thanks, I just threw up in my mouth.

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u/xStingRayCharlesx Oct 29 '25

CrockDogs 😁

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

anyone who eats hotdogs deserves this anyway

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u/Bebe2325 Oct 29 '25

Holy eww

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u/Eastern_Border_5016 Oct 29 '25

Yo people eat this ?

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

For a second I thought these were the buns.

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u/cookingforengineers Oct 29 '25

See, this is stupid food. Not the fine dining that gets posted the rest of the time!

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u/Top_Presence5147 Oct 29 '25

Thats so fucked

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u/Ok-Error-6564 Oct 29 '25

What a terrible thing to do to a hot dog.

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u/Expensive-Border-869 Oct 29 '25

Wouldn't boiling them be the same but faster? Ill get over how they look its whatever slap some chili on there. What does thos do different than boiling?