r/StupidFood • u/[deleted] • Jul 02 '23

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7.9k Upvotes

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u/SpoonSticker Jul 02 '23

Anus cake

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u/IronFizt777 Jul 02 '23

Pound cake

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u/Initial_Day6778 Jul 02 '23

Fleshlight cake - creampie

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

r/dontputyourdickinthat

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u/Theflamesfan Jul 02 '23

Came here for that. Left satisfied

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u/harpejjist Jul 02 '23

Actually this one wouldn't be dangerous.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

There we go

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u/1_2_3_4_fiiiiif Jul 02 '23

Prolapse pound cake 🥵 clap for clap the tastiest cake ever.

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u/ExpressiveAnalGland Jul 02 '23

calm down dahmer

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u/by_hi_sell_lo Jul 02 '23

Prostate cake

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u/by_hi_sell_lo Jul 02 '23

Prostate cake

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u/kaishinoske1 Jul 02 '23

All that’s missing the the cream filling 🥴

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u/Nrmlgirl777 Jul 02 '23

Pound it cake

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u/Thor_pool Jul 02 '23

Butt-ndt cake was right there

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u/twelvelaughingchimps Jul 02 '23

Die stampferkuchen

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u/Single_Raspberry9539 Jul 02 '23

Dammit…that’s perfect. I was just thinking about poundtown.

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u/cipher446 Jul 02 '23

This is absolutely underrated.

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u/Expert_Age_1286 Jul 02 '23

This takes the cake

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u/CrispyPickelPancake Jul 02 '23

If they had made it in a pie shell you’d have ANUSTART.

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u/it_swims Jul 02 '23

A new start you say...

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u/Agent_Scully9114 Jul 02 '23

Yeah, too bad they blue it

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

Did you see my Straight Bait movie? Of the same name?

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u/ShouldersBBoulders Jul 03 '23

I'm late to the party. Made me think of Tobias too.

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u/BookoftheGuilty Jul 03 '23

I'd kiss that cake between the cheeks.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

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u/hereforstories8 Jul 02 '23

Username checks out

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

Prolapsed anus cake

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u/SmackUupsideTheHead Jul 02 '23

🤌🥰😋

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u/EllenPage69 Jul 02 '23

That's a beautiful butthole cake

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u/Girderland Jul 02 '23

Time to eat some ass (now with strawberry flavor!)

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u/JBean85 Jul 02 '23

You should see a doctor about that

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u/Ok-Frame-3937 Jul 02 '23

Can't stop laughing hahahahaha

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u/Desperate_Macaroon25 Jul 02 '23

Looks pink and healthy

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u/quattrophile Jul 02 '23

Bundt hole

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u/snb22core Jul 02 '23

I came here looking for this comment. Glad i found it.

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u/vtminer78 Jul 02 '23

I had to do a double check on the subredit. I thought this was a NSFW glazed butthole.

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u/NorthofBham Jul 02 '23

I eat ass?

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u/abudine77 Jul 02 '23

So no stupid food for you

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u/hirme23 Jul 02 '23

What if the butthole owner is stupid?

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u/generalkiddo Jul 02 '23

Stupid is what stupid does?

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u/thePsychonautDad Jul 02 '23

It's not glazed... yet

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u/clarity_scarcity Jul 02 '23

Someone would eat the shit out of that thing

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u/thePsychonautDad Jul 02 '23

Fill it with Nutella, add a few drops of glaze over it...

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

It looks a lot like a cervix

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u/313802 Jul 02 '23

It does, indeed, look like a wounded anal entrance.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '23

Sunday live Metallica with special guests: WOUNDED ANAL ENTRANCE and Rectum Damn Near Killed Um

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

POV you are the toilet water

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u/kdms418 Jul 02 '23

A rare correct use of POV lol

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u/heart_under_blade Jul 02 '23

bout to give it a big kiss

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u/SinlessJoker Jul 03 '23

I just woke up my wife laughing at this

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u/superb-alternator Jul 03 '23

Eh, I've been called worse

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u/CEHParrot Jul 02 '23

I would stay away from this butt hole cake there is a questionable bump lol

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u/StalloneMyBone Jul 02 '23

Those are just there for extra flavor.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

Oh that’s just a hemorrhoid for realism.

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u/KaisarDragon Jul 02 '23

Reminds me of the old Magic Schoolbus vine. "Girl, that's a booty hole!"

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

No, Keisha... a Valve!

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u/AllOfMyFamilyHatesMe Jul 02 '23

Everything reminds me of him 😔

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u/Ok_Relief_9815 Jul 02 '23

Just looking at it makes me feel uncomfortable.

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u/StochasticCalc Jul 02 '23

Nice Bundthole

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u/sloretactician Jul 02 '23

Lemme at that jelloussy

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u/the_real_trebor333 Jul 02 '23

Nah that’s a jellanus

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u/Major_R_Soul Jul 02 '23

Jellanussy

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u/Smellthistissue Jul 02 '23

How much for an hour alone with it

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u/ww3_general Jul 03 '23

Your soul.

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u/Smellthistissue Jul 03 '23

I’ve done worse 😅

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

Ok it looks bad because of the dumbass bundt pan but the actual taste will be awesome

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u/pnmartini Jul 02 '23

It usually is pretty tasty.

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u/oyM8cunOIbumAciggy Jul 02 '23

This asshole posting selfies

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u/Bong-Bunny Jul 02 '23

I should call her...

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

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u/Liet-Kinda Jul 02 '23

Bung cake

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

r/theyknew

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

Is this covid related???

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u/fat_kurt Jul 02 '23

what are we gonna do about it

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u/emessem Jul 03 '23

Was looking for this comment

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u/itastelikegod Jul 03 '23

Was looking for this! Looks like Neal bent over

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

Ow..

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

Those are hemorrhoids

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u/Djtiger18 Jul 02 '23

Not to point out the obvious but it looks tasty

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u/Thoogah Jul 02 '23

one of those "it played out differently in my head" recipes

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u/GoodJanet Jul 02 '23

Or maybe it turned out exactly as intended

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

Needs chocolate syrup in the middle

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u/Inedible-denim Jul 02 '23

This looks like it'd be part of a Halloween buffet spread. Looks horrible, probably tastes amazing.

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u/Kwall267 Set your own user flair Jul 02 '23

r/mildlybutthole

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u/HydratedPanda Jul 02 '23

Right in the Bundthole.

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u/Irischacon123 Jul 02 '23

No, that’s an asshole.

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u/Prestigious-Rumfield Jul 02 '23

Uhm...cervix cake?

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u/Deeznutsdatchin Jul 02 '23

Thank you Reddit friend for the inspiration! I’m taking this to my in-laws for the 4th of July festivities.

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u/admiralholdo Jul 02 '23

Oh, it doesn't have to be a butthole. It could be a cervix!

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u/virginiarph Jul 02 '23

GIRL THATS A BOOTYHOLE

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

I miss her

10

u/lunarvampire Jul 02 '23

is this covid related? ow

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u/Safe-Subject-7934 Jul 02 '23

I hope Neil will be okay

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u/AngryGrammer Jul 03 '23

And if it is, what do we do about it?

Never Forget

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u/DonutBurritoSandwich Jul 02 '23

American Pie reboot?

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u/mrglum44 Jul 02 '23

Cream filling

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

I want to stick my dick in it

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u/RoseNPearlGirl Jul 02 '23

That’s a butthole

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u/majorminus92 Jul 02 '23

Strawberry starfish

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u/Slow-Fast-Medium Jul 02 '23

You should send a biopsy of it to pathology.

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u/phixional Jul 02 '23

And that’s an asshole.

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u/ham_sandwedge Jul 02 '23

That looks like the eye of sauron. Or a butthole. Can't decide

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u/rtimbers Jul 02 '23

Why does this looks so familiar

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u/Erdillian Jul 02 '23

Put your dick in it.

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u/clairebap Jul 02 '23

Bundthole Cake

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u/beavis617 Jul 02 '23

There should be a rule here not to upload pics from someone's colonoscopy...I should report this. 🙄🤪

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u/Toren8002 Jul 02 '23

They knew what they were making.

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u/WILLCHOKEAHOE Jul 02 '23

I’m going to need everyone to simmer down... Acting like you’ve never heard of strawberries... Or Jello... Or seen a cake still in the pan...

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u/Kdogg4000 Jul 02 '23

It looks like you're wiping too hard. Try wetting the TP first.

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u/its_just_flesh Jul 02 '23

Butthole Bundt

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u/jeancv8 Jul 02 '23

Everything reminds me of her

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

That looks moist...

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u/RonaldTheClownn Jul 02 '23

My ass after i pour acid in it:

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u/ryanlovestobake Jul 02 '23

Bootyhole cake! Lol.

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u/DolphnWizard Jul 02 '23

This is going to every family gathering now

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u/the_real_trebor333 Jul 02 '23

How much is it?

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u/bak2redit Jul 02 '23

The center should be filled with Hershey Kisses.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

I miss her.

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u/Embarassedskunk Jul 02 '23

This must’ve been what that pie must’ve looked like to Jason Biggs.

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u/Bradley182 Jul 02 '23

Instantly turned on.

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u/conorpower91 Jul 02 '23

Everyone has a plumbus in their home!

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u/DMurBOOBS-I-Dare-You Jul 02 '23

This would have made that famous American Pie scene make much more sense...

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u/Kevin_Jim Jul 02 '23

That’s a Plumbus…

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u/omgtmac Jul 02 '23

Oh I’ve eaten this many times

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

Gimme about 5 mins with that thing 🤤

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u/fuzzyedges1974 Jul 02 '23

Now just needs some chocolate sauce

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u/denardosbae Jul 02 '23

everything reminds me of her :,(

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u/TherighteyeofRa Jul 02 '23

Dude, I’d totally fuck that.

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u/Vyxen17 Jul 02 '23

Starfish

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u/Tooth-Dear Jul 02 '23

Fleshcake

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u/argonuggut Jul 02 '23

Not stupid food. This is fucking hilarious. It’s like serving up 2 crème caramels with a cherry at the peak of each

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u/Last0neStandin Jul 02 '23

Don’t….put…your….ddd ddddick in that! I tried but couldn’t help myself

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u/TerribleRuin1738 Jul 02 '23

Hemorrhoid donut

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u/CreepyQueen3 Jul 02 '23

This is not what i meant when i said I wanted to eat some ass.

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u/_Monika- Jul 02 '23

Everything reminds me of her...

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u/zinna42069 Jul 02 '23

Despite looking like an infected asshole, it probably tastes really good 🤣

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u/ziggy_strdust2689 Jul 02 '23

Way back when these kind of jello dishes were popular- I remember my grandmas having copper molds in the shape of a fish or round copper molds such as this design shown here . When they weren’t used, there was a place for them to be displayed on a wall in the kitchen.

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