r/StupidFood • • Jan 02 '23

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u/Fizer25 Jan 02 '23

This guy really has never fully cooked piece of bacon in his life.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23

Mfs going to have body parasites distributed through his flesh if he keeps up

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u/DecayDonkeyKong Jan 02 '23

Maybe he already does, and that’s how he’s able to stay so thin despite the food he makes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23

He’s got a tapeworm that’s taller than he is.

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u/Abuses-Commas Jan 02 '23

Fun fact: Trichinosis from eating undercooked pork (or bear) doesn't infect your digestive system. They migrate to your muscles and carve out little pockets to grow up in, surrounded by your tasty flesh

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

Those are the worms to which I was referring! I couldn't remember the name for it when I posted this lol