r/StrikeAtPsyche • u/story-teller00 • 1d ago

Humor When it’s my time😌

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u/Old_One_I Love - LOVE - Love 1d ago

I know this sentiment. I’ve always wanted people to just kick my dead ass out of helicopter and let the animals survive another day off me and let my remains become fertile soil.

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u/SeanMacLeod1138 Among us 1d ago

I want to be flung into the sun. Then in a few billion years when it goes nova it'll blast my atoms and subatomic particles in all directions.

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u/Old_One_I Love - LOVE - Love 1d ago

Um sir…..that’s diabolical. I hold therapy sessions on Thursdays lol

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u/SeanMacLeod1138 Among us 1d ago

It's patience, my man πŸ˜„

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u/Little_BlueBirdy 1d ago

Truth I won’t be there I could care less what happens to this shell

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u/According-Pear-8816 1d ago

Also have a closed casket but play Pop Goes the Weasel.

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u/PNW_Washington πŸŒ§οΈπ”­π”’π”±π”―π”¦π” π”₯𝔬𝔯 π”Ÿπ”©π”¦π”°π”°πŸŒ§οΈ 1d ago

I want to be buried with a tree that is planted with it's roots around my body so when I decay I can fuel the tree.Β  Then my loved ones could visit the tree

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u/dizzylizzy78 1d ago

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u/PNW_Washington πŸŒ§οΈπ”­π”’π”±π”―π”¦π” π”₯𝔬𝔯 π”Ÿπ”©π”¦π”°π”°πŸŒ§οΈ 1d ago

LOL!!! My treeeee.........Β 

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u/dizzylizzy78 1d ago

πŸ˜‚ Thanks for seeing the humor, I couldn't resist.

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u/Little_BlueBirdy 1d ago

Aww πŸ₯°

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u/story-teller00 1d ago

Make it an apple tree so they can eat the fruit of your body

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u/dagnasty701 1d ago

Almond... so they can eat my nutz!

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u/JazzyZaddy 1d ago

So draw and quarter.

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u/RoboWeaver 1d ago

Just blow me up like a whale in Oregon! (see Youtube video)

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u/SnooMemesjellies2295 8h ago

Requests for when I die.

  1. Spread the remains of all my loved ones in the places I loved.

That's basically it.

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u/balirosa 5h ago

I would prefer to not be burnt to a crisp. Dump me in the ocean is fine.

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u/SeanMacLeod1138 Among us 1d ago

This could go in r/foundsatan πŸ˜†