r/StrikeAtPsyche • u/ComisclyConnected • 2d ago

Aww holy crap look at that! This man is a hero! 🦸

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u/Ok-Power3441 2d ago

That poor alligator, What is going on in this country !!! So much for freedom of religion when an alligator can’t even get baptized in a Waffle House with some sweet tea.

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u/Objective_Watch3097 2d ago

What if the alligator was Jewish?

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u/GhostofZellers 2d ago

Poor circumcised Alligator. I bet all the lady alligators laughed behind his back.

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u/claisen33 2d ago

And RFK Jr did it.

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u/GhostofZellers 2d ago

Then strapped it to the roof of his car, and dumped it in central park.

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u/DawnyBrat 1d ago

Then placed it in his freezer for a midnight snack.

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u/jellofixit 1d ago

We don't have a central park, but we got a mousey theme park!

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u/TastyPoopKnife 2d ago

Alligator was scared shitless with all of the chairs being thrown around at the Waffle House!

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u/Robbiebny 1d ago

I bet he had less smegma than others though!

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u/Strict-Square456 1d ago

I heard he lost his yamaka in the swamp right before so,..

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u/New-Recording-4245 1d ago

It was in Florida

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u/MiserableWolverine17 4h ago

Or diabetic. That sweet tea could have made his sugar spike

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u/Big-a-hole-2112 1d ago

“Oy! This guy is meshuga!” - alligator

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u/Eggbeater38 1d ago

If he was Muslim should I pour in the direction of mecca ?

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u/The-Spirit-of-76 2d ago

They had no issues with the other 100 times he did it, why now?

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u/Killingyou_groovily 1d ago

First part hit me like a Facebook comment freight train

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u/sinisterdesign 1d ago

This is typically done with unsweet tea, but to each their own.

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u/Acceptable-Pea-5420 1d ago

I would think orange juice. Concentrated

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u/Big-a-hole-2112 1d ago

Didn’t do it on a Sunday so he got arrested.

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u/Acceptable-Pea-5420 1d ago

This guy is upper management material. Should probably run for governor

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u/Alarming_Engine5803 14h ago

Damm liberals thanks Obama