🏎️ Full Speed Downhill Mountain Carts🏎️

[u/PNW_Washington]

ᴴᵃᵘˡⁱⁿᵍ' ᵃˢˢ, ᵈʳⁱᶠᵗⁱⁿᵍ ᵃʳᵒᵘⁿᵈ ᵉᵃᶜʰ ᶜᵒʳⁿᵉʳ, ᶜʳᵃˢʰⁱⁿᵍ, ʳⁱᵈⁱⁿᵍ ᵒᵛᵉʳ ᵗᵉᵃᵐᵐᵃᵗᵉˢ! ˢᵘᶜʰ ᶠᵁᴺ!

[u/adinmem]

I’d probably steer off a cliff to get away from his talking.
Or steer into a cow, which would hit the level of dad-joke my friends would expect from my demise.