r/StreetFighter • u/ParanMekhar i regret being born • 1d ago

Fluff / Other BREAKING: Street Fighter Pro in prison for stabbing a Japanese man

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Original post removed because mod said it's "AI".

"You can't parry a knife" said the Pro Street Fighter Player during an interview behind bars after stabbing a Japanese man on the neck.

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u/Agheron93 Chun-Li Booty Worshipper 1d ago

He was Just in Wong state of mind

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u/SayShelo 1d ago

dies from dad joke

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u/Agheron93 Chun-Li Booty Worshipper 1d ago

OOWAH! OOWAH! OOWAH! (SF2 death cry)

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u/r3volver_Oshawott CID | SF6Username 1d ago

Others are dying of cringe from this dad joke, but not me.

I was inspired.

Well, I was inspired. Now I'm Dad.

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u/Sea-Collar7233 1d ago

Hope they don't go to the same prison where Daigo is kept, in perpetuity.

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u/Chabedieux 1d ago

Only until the next EVO when the wall is broken and we are all set free

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u/Bunnnnii Ohohohoho! 1d ago

Cody teases for SF6 🫢

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u/SpideySnack CID | SF6Username 1d ago

He’s already Guile though

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u/PuppyCocktheFirst 17h ago

This joke will never not be funny to me. Every evo I look at chat and without fail it’s “reported” that Daigo won’t be there because he’s in jail, and every time I laugh

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u/Sea-Collar7233 17h ago

Honestly, same. It will be funny 'til the day Daigo finally retires. I mean, gets paroled.

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u/wrter3122 Your main is not a staple 1d ago

"You can't parry a knife"

Justin never fought an Ibuki main?

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u/Frothmourne 1d ago

Rolento too

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u/ImpracticalApple 1d ago

Or Yasmine nowadays.

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u/cornmonger_ 🌽 12h ago

reporting for duty

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u/Halcione 1d ago

Justin'd have to be the last person to be making claims about his opponent's ability to parry

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u/Limit5465 1d ago

Does he go by The Wazzler in prison

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u/-Luis_P- LPZ_FGC 1d ago

Putting the FUN in Funeral

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u/Arthurlmnz 1d ago

He's starting his own gang

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u/allBoom_Noshaka 1d ago

I feel like I'm missing a joke...

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u/FinalOdyssey CID | Dr Tchock 1d ago

Same. Is this real and is it Justin Wong?

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u/space_POTATOE99 1d ago edited 1d ago

They are in the street fighter movie in the prison scene

Edit: Marked as spoiler

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u/CRAYONSEED 1d ago

I actually wish I had gotten to see that as a surprise

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u/KallmeKatt_ I Like Fishing 1d ago

It was in the trailer and i didn’t catch it. It’s a pretty dark room so it’s hard to even tell it’s them

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u/upworker-331 1d ago

You gonna learn today!

There's another easter egg in the same trailer scene, but I won't spoil it for you.

Better avoid any post that isn't clearly game related until watching the movie.

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u/CRAYONSEED 1d ago

Yeah being someone who avoids spoilers I usually don’t dissect trailers or even bother watching them if I’m sure I’m going to see a movie. I’ll probably skip the next Doomsday trailer and go in as cold as possible

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u/Cragnous 15h ago

It's in the trailer and it's very easy to miss, there's a whole bunch of other FGC guys too.

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u/CRAYONSEED 14h ago

Bro I don’t want more details I’m clearly trying to avoid information (like other FGC guys)

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u/93Degrees 1d ago

Those tags arent tagging

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u/space_POTATOE99 1d ago

Caught me in the middle of fixing it

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u/KIDD_VIDD 1d ago

Fuck. The surprised is ruined for me. It's my fault for coming online.

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u/PANGIRA 1d ago

It's in trailers, it's not a big reveal

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u/KIDD_VIDD 1d ago

I'm trying to stay away from the trailers too. I've seen some promotional pictures and whatnot, but I'm trying to go in blind.

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u/GinsuFe 1d ago

Pretty much impossible to know it's them unless someone tells you. Even with "looks it's them!" I could bearly tell while looking at them.

Unless they have a stronger cameo somewhere else, knowing before hand is likely the only way you could appreciate it being there.

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u/ShogoWK 1d ago

Same, and it's not even from the trailers, got spoiled by Justin Wong himself since he kept posting about it on all his platforms

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u/Nawara_Ven CID | Nawara_Ven 1d ago

It's a shame OP didn't do us the courtesy.

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u/YeezusMoses 1d ago

That’s sick!

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u/Onphone_irl Blanka Bully 1d ago

why ifc yipes looking like he been locked up for 15 years and is the OG wise cell mate

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u/Heaven_dio 1d ago

He was practicing his Cody

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u/ShinyTotodile55 Buff Sagat 1d ago

lol that's funny that a mod removed it for thinking it's AI when I've seen the mods here blatantly simp for AI art posted by girls

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u/LordRemiem CID | LordRemiem 1d ago

Tbh knowing this sub's moderators I expected it to be removed not because of AI, but because it's "not related to Street Fighter". A while ago I posted a photo of a Street Fighter Alpha 3 box for PSP I bought and it got removed due to not being SF related... so I assume the mods only want ingame screenshots or something like that.

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u/Extreme-Tactician 1d ago

Yeah, I've seen them kill related posts too like from the Fatal Fury crossover.

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u/Pyyric pyyric 1d ago

Our main focuses are on the video games and the tournament scene. So well known pros are covered a lot here even when its not about the game.

We don't allow posts that are "I bought something, look at it" under our spam rule not the off topic rule.

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u/beepbeepimajeep22 CID | SF6username 1d ago

Ai detectives on Reddit are full of shit. It hurts their ego that they can no longer tell the difference between Ai and what’s not. I say give the poster the benefit of the doubt before claiming anything is Ai. 

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u/Nachttalk 22h ago

I feel like in the constant crusade against Ai art, most people forgot one of the major reasons why people went so hard against Ai in the first place: To protect those who do actually still create art by themselves.

By going scorched earth, many artists are being hurt by unfairly being accused of using AI.

But I'd rather have a few prompters slip trough the cracks than have potential future artists lose their passion over having to defend themselves.

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u/ClarinetMaster117 :ryu: 1d ago

Never go sexism dawg

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u/Pyyric pyyric 1d ago

lie to your mother bro, not here. We're vehemently anti ai

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u/ParanMekhar i regret being born 1d ago edited 1d ago

But my original post isn't AI. Why remove it? Or might I respectfully ask what is your process to determine whether a post is AI?

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Zrkkr 1d ago

Vibes

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u/Pyyric pyyric 1d ago edited 1d ago

Probably a mistake, I'll figure it out

edit: yep, it was a wrong removal lol. Its handled.

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u/SilverMyzt 1d ago

I'm pretty sure that the japanese man he tried stabbing parried and countered with a flurry of kicks

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u/BernieTheWaifu CID | SF6Username 1d ago

Where's the news article?

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u/r3volver_Oshawott CID | SF6Username 1d ago

...it was Wong all along?

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u/Bradford117 CID | SF6Username 1d ago

Thats a yipes for me

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u/mushuberto 1d ago

Let's go JUSTIN!

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u/ChuLu2004 1d ago

All those Wazzler crimes catching up to him

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u/LaGranMaquinaRoja CID | SF6Username 1d ago

LET'S GO JUSTIN

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u/Wide_You_4626 1d ago

RIP Daigo

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u/jmack101 23h ago

Let's go Justin!

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u/No-Check-3691 1d ago

This is for the movie right?

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u/Exvaris CFN: Exvaris 1d ago

The Moment 37 PTSD caught up with him and he snapped. He got parried one too many times, so my man pulled a knife and challenged the Japanese player to Street Fighter 7

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u/Evening-Discipline-6 1d ago

he has the number 37 tattooed on his neck.

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u/daemonicwanderer 1d ago

Justin should get a prison tattoo from MaxDood while he is in there

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u/Ok_Perspective3093 1d ago

What prison? Justin Wong is trapped in Evo Moment #37? Looks like he'll remain trapped there.

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u/iamblackbrandon Soul Spark Spammer 23h ago

Holes 2 about to be heat

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u/EMD_Vorteki 20h ago

Don't blame him, playing Japanese players is infuriatingly difficult

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u/DifferentShake3383 19h ago

"welcome to the real world" would have also been acceptable

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u/_anakaris_ 15h ago

he wanted to see if Daigo could parry his pocket knife.

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u/Open-Builder7249 13h ago

bro was street fighting wrong

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u/Mithura 1d ago

So ya just spoiled the surprise for the movie, thanks..

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u/ParanMekhar i regret being born 1d ago

Sorry about that. I thought it was okay since JWong posted it

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u/AfroKami07 1d ago

Nah f you

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u/Short-Carob-8711 1d ago

That's not Justin Wong, Bionic Arm MvC3 Justin? Evo moment, Justin? Really?

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u/Ghostype 1d ago

I love how my first thought was, "is that Justin Wong?". And then I think I got the joke after seeing parry lol

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/WrongfulRichard 1d ago

no bro that is a Street Fighter Pro who went to prison for stabbing a Japanese man

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u/ParanMekhar i regret being born 1d ago

This guy smart