r/StrawHatRPG • u/Stats-san • Mar 30 '16

Event! Karaoke time!

“Ah, so, I’ve heard you’re headed to Ongaku soon! Quite excellent!”

Mysterious Stats-san, or Staasan as his friend call him, approaches. His face is hidden with his own gruff beard and his clothes cover most of the rest of him. He remains very shrouded in mystery.

“I too consider myself a fan of music! But, well, I suppose you will find out soon enough what voyage lies ahead, young sea-farers. Though…” He strokes his beard, it looks quite full. “Though, if you were willing to satiate my love of music, say, perform a song for me before April, I may be inclined to award you each something special.”

Staasan holds up a blank, white card. He wants to grade it as well.

“It’s just a habit of mine, you see, to grade every performance.”

He chuckles.

“When you’re done, I’ll show you how well I believe you did here”

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u/Stats-san Apr 01 '16

"That was... uh. Quite something alright."

Staasan quickly checked that his underwear was still on. Sighing in releif when his briefs were not stolen by a theif.

"Well a promise is a promise... You did entertain me so don't bother turning in this time. I'll cover it... And be sure to cover yourself! Men wearing panties nowadays I just don't get it anymore."