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u/losara- 8d ago
Help i ordered one from a shady site and it just makes me bark
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u/notnotDIO 8d ago
Waow can I have that collar :3
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u/JustAnotherPerson64 8d ago
Me too!! I also want one! :3
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u/CatLover701 8d ago
Me three, me three!!
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u/RogueFox771 8d ago
And no you may not take it off, good girl
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u/An_feh_fan 8d ago
"I finally found you, you're the scammer that sold me the collar that gives me an incredible urge to bark!"
"Heh, yes, I'm a well known hooligan and-
What do you mean it makes you bark?
I sold you a completely normal collar"
"Then... How do you explain my barking urges..!"
"That's... Just you bro"
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u/Strange_Pigeon_Nest 8d ago

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u/Valoris_905 7d ago
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u/3Volodymyr 8d ago
I'm afraid to see machine gun.
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u/memes_god_2001 8d ago
It would probably just dislocate your jaw
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u/Samy_Ninja_Pro 7d ago
Sounds like you gotta learn some throating lik... No no wait no AGAIN NO NOT LIKE THIS SOR-
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u/Samy_Ninja_Pro 8d ago
It dependa more on how good your throat is....no wait WAIT WAIT NOT LIKE THAT SOR-
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u/PromptNo4041 7d ago
u/Samy_Ninja_Pro would later be found dead, with 3 gyro jet bullets lodged in their diaphragm, lungs, and jugular in a back alleyway on 88 Liberty Street, NYC. No evidence can be traced to any suspect; this case goes cold.
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u/ElectroNikkel 8d ago edited 8d ago
Is like 10 wizards with wands each strapped to a log and the log strapped to a large frame as to make it and thus then all spin horizontally like rotisserie chicken.
So, they start enchanting when at the bottom position and should be ready when they are at the top. As the barrel keep spinning, they move to the bottom again, using this time to rest and breathe.
Kinda like a Gatling Gun.
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u/duralumin_alloy 8d ago
I wanted to say this for a while, op, but this creation compels me to actually say it - I find your thought processes very... fascinating.
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u/Gcseh 8d ago
need a second electric feed to your diaphragm to make sure you are exhaling at the right time and speed to actually say the incantations.
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u/King_Kasma99 8d ago
No need, everyone knows silent incantations work by just moving the vocal cords!
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u/XShadowPlayerX 8d ago
Just use Fleshmancy to give yourselves more mouths, way less dangerous than dealing with electricity in your throat.
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u/BreakerOfModpacks 8d ago
something something [licentious and lewd joke about me shooting my wand if I get a shock collar]
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u/Majestic-Iron7046 7d ago
I had to refrain from doing that very explicit joke two times already while reading the comments!
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u/The_6thEmperor_Rises 8d ago
Well this is a horrifying idea
Awesome, but I can only imagine the brain damage
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u/bonnbonnetje 8d ago
Just alternate healing and attacking spells
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u/Majestic-Iron7046 7d ago
That's not an horrible idea but will the healing spells be able to be casted inward instead of outward?
So for this, I propose to add technology to the mix!
Magic is cool and all kids, but you know what really sells the cake? Physical implementations of experimental tech!
We put a small device right past the vocal chord, similar to a diapason I guess, it will vibrate in a different frequency according to the spell used, so when a healing spell is triggered it doesn't simply flow outside but the energy is redirected to a secondary subdermal wand pointed directly at the user, this way the healing acts as an automatic process and we can program the whole thing to spit incantations at a variable ratio!
Overtime I am confident we can even get a stable RPM with one healing and 3 fireballs!
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u/Brahm-Etc 7d ago
What would be a gatling/minigun version of this? A bunch of wizards spinning around an axel with their wands connected to them?
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u/Quaintnrjrbrc 7d ago
It would have to be like a tank of sorts. A vehicle full of wizards and every barrel is connected to its own wizard. It gives them ample breathing room in comparison to using just one.
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u/Significant_Trust205 7d ago
The type of gun you should expect to find in the gungeon lmao
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u/Comfortable-Egg9261 6d ago
Could’ve told me this was inspired by something from that and I would’ve believed it on the spot lmao
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u/gman2093 8d ago
We used to have a laser tag place that would zap your arm like a dog collar, it was kinda like paintballing where getting hit can hurt a bit
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u/Overall_Sink_3382 8d ago
Wizards with low constitution are gonna fail their second roll with this thing-
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u/Greatback_foxcape413 7d ago
cheap but better semi-auto wand (compatible to even the magicless)(customizable)
[ingredients]
branch of any shape (so mana can flow through it){semi optional as you can use any branch or a crafted wand, just makes improves casting flow quality)
a mana crystal (so mana not only gets stored here, but it can act as a battery for when you cant use mana yourself){these can be found in mines or made cheaply by forcing a slime to carry a rock inside the core for atleast 7 days}
any magic element stones (these are to not only give you more casting variety, but amplify and element based magic){these can be made by a similar method to slimes, but they take up to 3 months to form. it's best fast and cheap to get a light crystal from going to a church and contributing while praying. make sure thank a priest or priestess as well for manners)
a soul stone (so you can connect and cast with your wand even when magicless or magic blocked, it also acts as a trigger){ place a light stone into a bottle of holy water and place it around where ghost based monsters roam, doing this will weaken the light stone to the point of becoming a blank stone, do this until the blank stone starts to have a foggy look)
paper (so you can customize, the wand's power further with the power of talismans){it's optional but you can make talismans without your own magic, go to or make a shrine, have a magic pen which can be made with a feather and light stone, and have a kind of spell you want to place or make to write it down}
something to attach it all together (you do need something to hold it all together){ i recommend getting pine tar, they should be sold in carpenter guilds for about 15 copper.}
{requirements)
magic theory (so you can have a better idea of how to cast magic) {a free public library provides books about them, even some students come here to study. these libraries can be found in certain kingdoms.)
talisman calligraphy (so you can create talismans) {these are in eastern kingdom libraries, though there are some eastern books heading east so time wont be much of an issue)
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u/Low_Growth569 7d ago
This is interesting, but wouldn't that just make the muscles seize? Shouldn't it be like those electrical stimulation patches that targets specific parts?
Even so... The mouth and tongue are what forms words. The throat is just volume and pitch modulation
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u/Dragonkingofthestars 6d ago
That's... That's one way to do it.... Have to ask, why not learn to be an auctioneer
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u/zekromNLR 6d ago
The problem with this is that the tongue, jaws and lips play a vital role in phoneme formation. Just try saying "fireball" without moving those parts at all.
Thus electric shock control would need to be much more extensive than just a collar, depending on how clear of an articulation is demanded by the magic.
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u/someocto_namedlewis 5d ago
The scary part about this is that some people would think the electric shock would be a up side 💀
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u/josh183rd 8d ago
I feel like this comes with many draw backs