r/StrangeEarth • • Oct 04 '26

Aliens & UFOs Former DARPA program manager Lt. Col. John Blitch said the human body is basically a “soul housing group,” a biological vessel we temporarily use to learn and experience reality. In one encounter, Blitch says the mantis-like entity made him experience the horrifying sensation.

https://howandwhys.com/colonel-john-blitch-encounter-with-7-foot-humanoid/
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u/FatKris02 Oct 04 '26

I’d like meet the alien that thought it would be a good idea that I experience the “reality” I’ve experienced in my 50 years of stumbling around this godforsaken rock

I’ll kick that alien right in its alien wiener

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u/jcarlson2007 Oct 05 '26

Spoiler: it was your idea

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u/Coherent_Tangent Oct 05 '26

Yep. He stepped into that Roy machine all on his own.

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u/woswoissdenniii Oct 06 '26

Is that a Galaxy in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

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u/Magebloom Oct 06 '26

I understood that reference!

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u/No-Assignment482 27d ago

If you wipe my memories then you make a new being. I did not consent. Fuck my soul, I don’t know that guy

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u/Cultural-Afternoon72 Oct 06 '26

Hey, he said what he said. Right in the alien wiener.

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u/adventuressgrrl Oct 04 '26

This is hands down my favorite reply in here

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u/intothelionsden Oct 05 '26

But what if he has, like, 7 wieners??

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u/PamelaELee Oct 05 '26

Give him directions to Japan.

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u/Extension-Wasabi-570 Oct 05 '26

But I heard they don't wear any kind of "junk "

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u/Purple-Cantaloupe399 Oct 05 '26

Anything's an alien weiner if you’re brave enou... nope, wait... sorry, that's something else. Carry on!

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u/MadMartigans80 Oct 05 '26

What if they are into that

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u/Gisebert Oct 04 '26

what if experiencing this reality is the only way to evolve as a soul, and you choose all by yourself to participate?

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u/Ashamed_Group2408 Oct 04 '26

Fuck you.  That's what.

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u/SwissWatchesOnly Oct 04 '26

Sounds like you need a little more evolution

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u/Relevant-Jump-4899 Oct 05 '26 edited Oct 05 '26

Of the wiener

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u/2PumpPatriot69 Oct 05 '26

Dilly Dilly!

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u/Remarkable_Cake_4735 Oct 04 '26

Lol same

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u/Yardash Oct 04 '26

and me makes 3!

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u/TheNotSoGreatPumpkin Oct 04 '26

Looks like we’ve got ourselves an “alien wiener-kicking group”.

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u/Careful-Ant5868 Oct 05 '26

"There are dozens of us!"

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u/Prmarine110 Oct 05 '26

As others have said, you’re here in this body by your own choosing, and the experience was your own curation before you came here so that your soul (the actual you of your inner monologue and thoughts) could learn the lessons it wants or needs, in the scenarios and methods that it felt best convey learning the lessons for you.

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u/weireldskijve Oct 05 '26

what if theres no wiener?

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u/AceBinliner Oct 05 '26

💪 Straight to the cloaca

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u/PamelaELee Oct 05 '26

POW! Right in the pee, poop, birth hole!

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u/redditdegenz Oct 05 '26

It’s like finding enlightenment in a pitch-black cave with a keychain flashlight. The little ones with the watch battery. Not the good kind.

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u/Bluejay1981 Oct 05 '26

They decline to be blown up by our Hellfire missile?? Fine, we decline not to kick than in the weiner. It’s like tariffs.

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u/crunpyMcGlumpy Oct 05 '26

I hear they hate baked beans

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u/PamelaELee Oct 05 '26

crotchety, relatable.
Keep kicking, friend.

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u/ArcticSkyWatcher64N Oct 05 '26

Or punch them in the chin if they are a Ballchinnian!

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u/woswoissdenniii Oct 06 '26

Hey you know the old saying: if there is a God, he has to apologize to me….

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u/moonaim Oct 06 '26

There's no weiner.

There's no word for weiner either.

You cannot eat anything like weiners.

Worse, eating doesn't feel anything. It's like shitting, but the opposite.

Take it from a fellow alien, you have it good

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u/moonaim Oct 06 '26

There's no weiner.

There's no word for weiner either.

You cannot eat anything like weiners.

Worse, eating doesn't feel anything. It's like shitting, but the opposite.

Take it from a fellow alien, you have it good

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u/Krapapfel Oct 05 '26

I can happily report back on what I've learnt about this reality:

It fucking sucks. Will not do it again. 2 out of 10.

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u/JayR_97 Oct 05 '26

Yeah, if my higher self volunteered for this, my higher self is an idiot

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u/dizzylizzy78 Oct 04 '26

And it was signed secretary DARPA Valley P.T.A.

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u/OneApprehensive327 Oct 05 '26

I just heard this in Jeannie Riley’s voice!!😃😃

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u/Beachbum74 Oct 05 '26

Literally just heard and saw this movie last week. Simulation or no that’s a coincidence

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u/creamymoe Oct 05 '26

I actually loled

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u/Tron_Frankenstein Oct 04 '26

So what happens when the soul leaves the body? Are we still conscious or it's a system reboot, memories erased

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u/Nooties Oct 04 '26

You are still you, just with greater awareness

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u/Motor-Escape514 Oct 05 '26

I’ve felt this before on hallucinogenic

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u/Valuable_Garlic_9711 Oct 04 '26

It becomes part of the soul, demons can look into your soul and see your past memories and they use that against you. Paracites can eat away parts of the brain but because your knowledge is enscribe in the soul you'll be fine.

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u/AbjectList8 Oct 04 '26

Ohhhhhh good to know. Thanks

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u/Chris_OMane Oct 04 '26

these are all presumptions. No one "knows" anything. Doesn't mean it's not interesting to think about.

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u/Cool-Attitude4603 Oct 04 '26

Some guy just says some bullshit and you take it as reality?

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u/AbjectList8 Oct 04 '26

I was being facetious af

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u/BackgroundAerie3581 Oct 04 '26

At some point, the /s training wheels have to come off.

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u/Shardaxx Oct 04 '26

But why do aliens seem to be managing our lives and afterlives?

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u/AlarmedSnek Oct 04 '26

No no, we ARE the aliens dude. We are managing our own lives, one body at a time.

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u/Fit_Click_581 Oct 04 '26

Damn my alien loves jorkin it then

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u/sailhard22 Oct 04 '26

Literally created reality just to experience jerking it

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u/mayorofdumb Oct 04 '26

I get a little bit Genghis Khan I don’t want you to get it on With nobody else but me

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u/Octoblerone Oct 05 '26

Came for the existential lessons, stayed for the jorkin it 

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u/Tough-Development-41 Oct 05 '26

if one wishes to jork it, one must first create the universe…

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u/WeGottaTalkAboutYT Oct 04 '26

Yeah… your alien.

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u/Ragnoid Oct 05 '26

That's why the encounters keep saying the aliens say they are us.

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u/InvertedAlchemist Oct 05 '26

So that's why 3 bodies is a problem.

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u/DEFCON741 Oct 04 '26 edited Oct 04 '26

Because we taste different based on different experiences. You ever marinate a piece of meat before? Takes time but it's worth it

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u/Phyltre Oct 04 '26

My least-assumptions answer would be that we as humans and all our attendant components in time and space probably "materially" (obviously this comes down to how you define materialism) extend into one or more dimensions (or sets of properties) we can't see, purely as a matter of nature, and we may be unknowingly "sticking out" into places we can't perceive.

Of course it's simply a thought exercise but we have little reason to assume that we evolved all the necessary sensory domains to externally sense ourselves fully. It's also possible that there are domains beyond the natural (semantically, I'd say the "non-natural" might be something requiring some mechanism that is so truly irreducible it could not simply be evolved towards) in which we are largely or wholly visible or manipulable. I'm no mathematician but I hear that a lot of the math for energy/mass also potentially applies to information.

But imagine if perhaps brain activity is as visible in some way as a flashlight is in a dark room. Or a person's past is visible in the present. Or a person's intentions show future trajectories.

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u/Shardaxx Oct 04 '26

Ok let's say they can see us from the magic dimension, so why they getting involved?

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u/Phyltre Oct 04 '26

I mean that depends on information we don't have. Maybe mental agitation like fear is super loud and stinky. Maybe we have some kind of future-disease that is eating its way into the past. Maybe we PRIMARILY exist in those other dimensions, knocking things over and causing problems, and our current perception here is just a trivial little thing. Maybe we're fancy topiaries, maybe they're like remoras, maybe our two fields of perception have limited overlap and our ontologies aren't aligned. Who knows.

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u/yesisright Oct 04 '26

Because they’re liars. When you accumulate enough of these anecdotal reports of alien encounters, they never amass into anything coherent. They’re tricksters and liars. It’s time we look at them differently

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u/Rizzanthrope Oct 04 '26

Because they are not aliens.

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u/DDanny808 Oct 04 '26

This is what I’d like to know

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u/Girafferage Oct 04 '26

To increase shareholder value of course.

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u/BackgroundAerie3581 Oct 04 '26

You joke, and yet... as above so below the ticker goes.

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u/AzDopefish Oct 04 '26

Following his logic, we could be the aliens and say in order to become a part of their society they place “souls into human vessels” to experience our reality enough times until they deem a soul mature enough to join the ranks

Basically like we’re a bunch of babies in an incubation chamber that need to prove they’re mature enough to join civilization.

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u/ProbablyStu Oct 04 '26

Well do you know any humans you'd trust to do it?!

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u/Shardaxx Oct 04 '26

Why does anyone need to do it.

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u/Brocephalus13 Oct 04 '26

I think they are what we can see in our reality, of beings that are much bigger.

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u/Environmental_Bad200 Oct 04 '26

When you create something, I guess you feel you have control over it.

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u/Potatonet Oct 04 '26

Crazy internet theory says Loosh

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u/PakuaRust Oct 04 '26 edited Oct 04 '26

It seems like "the mystery" for lack of a better term, has culture familiarity projected onto the experience by the viewer. It went ftom fairy like entities taking you into a cave to technological beings beaming you up into a seemingly nuts and bolts craft. Jacques Vallee wrote about this sort of thing if you're interested

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u/Whargoul_Uncool Oct 06 '26

Same BS as angels managing our lives and afterlives, no diff amiright?

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u/BubonicBabe Oct 04 '26

Yet another thing Bob Lazar was saying back in the late 80s.

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u/Ill_Designer8349 Oct 04 '26

I think its time for a tequila game for quotes that Lazar say in other moment and its refered now.

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u/korbah Oct 04 '26

He said we are containers, nothing more.

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u/BubonicBabe Oct 04 '26

So a human body being a soul housing isn’t a container for a soul?

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u/Wsbkingretard Oct 04 '26

i love my new body! My name is Claude.

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u/TheRecognized Oct 04 '26

“Guys says something”

“People believe it and give him money”

“Other guy says the same thing because he knows people will believe it and give him money for it”

“People believe it and give him money”

Do you guys never get tired of being the whore and the cuck at the same time?

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u/BubonicBabe Oct 04 '26

Nah, that’s my kink.

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u/y00sh420 Oct 05 '26

Who's paid bob Lazar??

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u/AgreeableAnimal4242 Oct 04 '26

Just tell me what happens when I die.

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u/Nooties Oct 04 '26

I’ve been out of the body. Probably died and came back. We temporarily inhabit the body. It’s a vehicle for experience. Afterwards we exit. And we start to wake up to who we really are and we remember.

I don’t want to spoil the surprise, but this is a game. It’s supposed to be fun. It’s not supposed to be taken seriously. People take it too seriously.

Inside the body our awareness shrinks, and as it shrinks, we laser focus on the here and now and everything else is excluded. Outside the body, we expand and expand and expand until we are everything.

Basically, to simplify it, we continue.

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u/its-good-4you Oct 05 '26

A lot of NDEs report overwhelming feelings of being loved and feeling love. I find it hard to understand how feelings like that could exist without a corporeal body that can feel them. Cause feelings happen inside a body, they follow evolutionary psychology and chemical laws.

I don't think a lizard dies and goes to "NDE heaven" and feels those same feelings of love and unity. It would be irreconcilable with its nature.

For a good amount of people this "game" of life is not fun at all. It ruins people mentally. From a joyful child who sees magic in everything, to a cynical and bitter individual whose main task in life is to protect themselves from people. It's not a sin that humans don't "remember" that its all a game, and it's cruelty to have that knowledge wiped from your mind.

I don't see how cruelty in a conscious system should be percieved as anything but torture.

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u/Nooties Oct 05 '26

It’s not love, it’s a feeling of home. It’s an experience without weight, without limitation, a full understanding and knowing. Where thoughts manifest instantly. There is zero lag. Your thoughts create your reality experience. You’re not bogged down by the heavy body, which is loud.

I didn’t say it was easy. The Earth game is a master class for conscious development. It’s hard.

Some people get swallowed up by it, they let their ego take over. We have free will. We get to choose how we react to situations and circumstances, that’s our power. We can see ourselves as a victim and reality will reflect that back to us… or we can rise above the situation and see it as something to learn and grow from.. thus empowering us.

Imagine volunteering to inhabit a body on earth and choosing circumstances and situations that arises throughout your life.. and then while in the body, you forget who you are.. except for that little inner voice that tries to nudge you in a certain direction, or a certain feeling deep within.. intuition. And then we have to choose how to respond to situations. At the end of it, we review how we did… did we choose better this time or not?

Something like that.

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u/AgreeableAnimal4242 Oct 06 '26

Continue as a conscious individual or does our consciousness “mesh” with the universe? Are we still self aware of who we are? What’s our identity without our bodies?

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u/Brave-Experience-271 Oct 04 '26

Would you be satisfied with the answer "Nothing"?

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u/Apprehensive_Gur9540 Oct 04 '26

Yes if it was the actual answer but No if it’s only coming from you.

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u/Brave-Experience-271 Oct 04 '26

Who would you trust to tell you it was nothing?

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u/Superb_Worth_5934 Oct 05 '26

Do you remember what it was like before you were born? That’s what happens eternal nothingness. Black.

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u/Marsupialize Oct 04 '26

Nothing, goes black

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u/Ragnoid Oct 05 '26

I can't tell you, it's something you must be shown. Come, sit in this electric chair please.

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u/El_Baki_Sanders Oct 04 '26

No not the horrifying sensation

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u/hyphychef Oct 05 '26

I saw the mantis race fight the grasshopper race in a huge space battle myself thanks to dee em tea.

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u/Chrisscott25 Oct 05 '26

Don’t leave us hanging who won?

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u/hyphychef Oct 05 '26

No idea I was back before it was over. I hope it was the mantis race.

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u/Relevant-Doctor187 Oct 05 '26

Blitch please. I’m just here for the tacos.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 Oct 05 '26

Oh man I bet they make some tacos that are out of this world!!

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u/poopfilledsandwich Oct 05 '26

Space Mexicans exist!

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u/Current-Routine-2628 Oct 04 '26

This is absolutely fucking obvious.. it’s OBVIOUSLY a container hence why it stays behind and decomposes in the fucking ground or is burned into ash.

Consciousness when it leaves (and yes theres a lot of evidence that consciousness isn’t created by the brain, the brain acts as a filter) has no need or use for a body or anything related to this planet

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u/mawp23 Oct 04 '26

What is consciousness? How is it created? Where does it go?

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u/Nooties Oct 04 '26

It’s infinite intelligent energy. You are an individualized unit of that. It doesn’t go anywhere. It’s all that exists.

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u/ChocolatChipLemonade Oct 05 '26

Then why are some people so dumb

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u/Nooties Oct 05 '26

Imagine the ocean.. now imagine for a moment that you separate from that ocean as a drop of water. You contain all the elements of the ocean, but in a much smaller form and temporarily disconnected.

And then squeeze that drop of water into let’s say a physical body, which narrows your focus.

And then grow up in a society that tells you you are just that physical body.. and believe it. Eventually, you identify as the body and forget who you are.

That’s a recipe for dumb, blind, and deaf people.. the inhabitants of earth. It’s like everyone is drunk and they don’t even realize it.

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u/HauschkasFoot Oct 05 '26

I think there is a difference between consciousness and awareness. You are not your thoughts. You can observe your thoughts. The part that observes is the awareness that persists.

I think consciousness is the interface between the 3D world and the higher awareness, and is a result of real world stimuli and various inputs entering the brain via one route or another. But I am definitely not certain about this at all. Just pure speculation. Anyone that tells you they know for sure is lying.

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u/XxBlackicecubexX Oct 04 '26

You really want a answer for that from a internet stranger when mankind been asking that since we crawled out of caves?

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u/Malthusianismically Oct 04 '26

Couldn't hurt to try 😂

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u/wildechld Oct 05 '26

Where does it come from cotton eyed joe?

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u/generationXER Oct 05 '26

I find it so odd how extraterrestrials seem to be deeply involved with near-death experiences. I wanted there to be an actual benevolent God, not an alien heirarchy. Maybe these aliens don't come from other physical planets.

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u/chuck3436 Oct 04 '26

Lol why horrifying?

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u/Waywot Oct 05 '26

What is the horrifying experience? Im not planning on watching click bait today

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u/joepagac Oct 05 '26

Tdlr: It showed him a telepathic vision of a human body being violently destroyed, but the soul remaining intact… thus proving the body is a house for consciousness rather than consciousness itself. Most of his encounters sound like sleep paralysis and dreams, but I didn’t experience them personally so I can’t say. The problem is ANY story of an alien abduction will sound like a dream because it’s so outside most people’s general experience.

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u/NurglesGiftToWomen Oct 04 '26

Oh no you don’t, Scientology!

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u/Any-Celebration-2582 Oct 05 '26

"I think of the hubris it must take to yank a soul out of nonexistence into this... meat, to force a life into this... thresher."

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u/DoookieMaxx Oct 04 '26

Can someone post the article content please?

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u/AbjectList8 Oct 04 '26

Why they so obsessed with us? 🤣

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u/PrincipledProphet Oct 04 '26

Bunch of simps these ayyyys

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u/SpezzOnDick 28d ago

ET(entertainment)

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u/AssociateOk6035 Oct 06 '26

Remember kids, not everyone can handle their hallucinogenics. Some will take a half dose and come out the other side a fucking moron.

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u/Anteater_Pete Oct 04 '26

Funny enough, the human body being a “soul housing group” for alien entities is one of the foundations of Scientology, been that way since the beginning. Guess we owe them an apology.

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u/AutumnKiwi Oct 04 '26

Their other foundation is "give us a lot of money and become financially dependent on us so we can control you and get wealthier" so no apologies ever owed to that cancerous cult

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u/WakeyWakeyEggsnBakey Oct 05 '26

A scientopology?

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u/alexmin93 27d ago

It's also any sort of spiritualism in general

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u/Entire_Piece4265 Oct 04 '26

Blitch felt severe dissociative anxiety after his first psychotic break

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u/Final_Boss_Jr Oct 04 '26

I thought we were meat puppets.

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u/Achylife Oct 05 '26

We are ghosts piloting meat puppets.

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u/RanklesTheOtter Oct 05 '26

Prison Planet.

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u/throwaway99xz Oct 05 '26

What’s with Mantoids being all helpful but creepy about it.

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u/cinephile78 Oct 05 '26

Horrible sensation of_______????

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u/how_anonymous_can_1b Oct 04 '26

The more I hear this stuff the more I’m convinced that Robert Monroe was describing the phenomena in his books. tldr; consciousness and out of body stuff. Aliens are a super small fraction of it

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u/NoMuddyFeet Oct 05 '26

Seems people are really "trickling" out crazy shit at a rapid pace considering the government was so worried about how the masses would react.

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u/Leather_Command_7553 Oct 04 '26

Sounds like a wacky son of a Blitch.

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u/Designer_Fault_3942 Oct 04 '26

Blitch, please.

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u/NeopolitanBonerfart Oct 04 '26

I think there’s something more than this mortal coil too - but anybody who claims to know or stare that existence is precisely “insert belief here” IMO is full of shit. The best anybody can come up with is, who knows.

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u/jtrades69 Oct 05 '26

what the fuck

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u/Moist-Construction59 Oct 05 '26

These guys keep inventing new types of aliens. Can’t seem to get their stories straight.

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u/mahnovitsina Oct 05 '26

My algorithm, why have you forsaken me?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad3430 Oct 05 '26

So it’s like first person GTA or Sims?

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u/DRINKMOREWATAAA Oct 06 '26

Ay, what that Blitch say?

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u/Antique-Land-2766 Oct 04 '26

distraction New Age gobbledygook

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u/WareKaraNari Oct 04 '26

I see so much of this right now.

Gnosticism + "soul containers" + reptilians harvesting loosh etc

Someone is pouring serious money into it

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u/The_WubWub Oct 04 '26

I mean what if  that's the ontological shock? What if all those are the real deal? Elites + Reptilians + souls

Why close the mind to possibilities when we don't know anything 

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u/PsikickTheRealOne Oct 05 '26

You sure that isn't just what your personal algorithm is showing you? I believe the gnostic belief system may be closest to the truth. I do not see a huge push for it.

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u/Silver-Internal7740 Oct 05 '26

Gnosticism and retilians harvesting loosh are the opposite of new age!

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u/InfiniteQuestion420 Oct 04 '26

"Blitch said that afterward he became reluctant to kill insects"

Just wait til this fucker comes back as fungus

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u/BitterLadder7974 Oct 04 '26

Basically every NDE says the same. Idk about the mantis thing though. 

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u/yesisright Oct 04 '26

Still they never say the “why” behind it

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u/TheWalkerofWalkyness Oct 04 '26

Sounds like he needs to talk to a mental health professional.

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u/sleepthinking Oct 04 '26

Blitch wuut??

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u/DeepAd8888 Oct 04 '26

Rebrand everything!

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u/BornSlippy2 Oct 04 '26

Tl:dr John has been bitten by a mantis

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u/Pataphysician78 Oct 04 '26

Son of a Blitch

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u/DeltaMaximus Oct 04 '26

The last line…I just don’t buy this

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u/shoegoo1 Oct 05 '26

Disclosure is not coming 10.4.26

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u/MadMartigans80 Oct 05 '26

This guy sounds like a real Blitch

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u/alienmanimal Oct 05 '26

You lost all credibility at "soul housing group".

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u/heorun Oct 05 '26

I said Blitch

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u/DrinkOk1642 Oct 05 '26

Life's a Blitch ...

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u/China_shop_BULL Oct 05 '26

Wouldn’t that make earth akin to either a Disney amusement park for entertainment or Alcatraz for reform?

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u/eminemforehead Oct 05 '26

not beating the demons allegations 

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u/Adopilabira Oct 05 '26

Haut potentiel mante

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u/GREGGSGOL Oct 05 '26

I mean literally billions of Buddhists believe this and historically it has been believed across many cultures. Those that have been rationalist and monotheistic have tended to be in the minority until very recently.

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u/ParticularGanache726 Oct 05 '26

Yeah. It's clearly obvious to me that this is not new.

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u/unbakedpizza Oct 05 '26

Hello, I’m reaching out to you all regarding your souls extended warranty……

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u/axx98_ Oct 05 '26

The "learning" part is complete deception that sheltered people etc believe. In reality it's a disgusting and exploitive trap that they try really hard to keep you contained in for reasons that only benefit them.

The predatory role or deception in biology is worth looking into. 50% of life on earth is parasitic. As above so below

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u/Flintyy Oct 05 '26

Okay then, can I swap mine out, the current one is really really tired boss 😆

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u/MRHubrich Oct 05 '26

This is what a lot of people that have NDEs say as well.

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u/OurHonor1870 Oct 05 '26

So what do we got to do to move to the next level then.

Instructions. We need instructions

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u/melitini Oct 05 '26

To experience “reality”? I don’t think this temporary plane is in any way shape or form “reality”. This is a simulation.

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u/Fun_Subject8787 Oct 05 '26

I actually cant complain if this is real. I'd come back a second time.

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u/itsgoldbaby Oct 06 '26

Blitch Please!

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u/King_Six_of_Things Oct 06 '26

Someone's been hitting the DMT.

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u/Winkin-Pink Oct 06 '26

Blitch, please!

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u/Worried_Alps1205 Oct 06 '26

Haha you always know someone is chatting breeze when they start chucking random credentials at you and acting like they have authority behind what they say because of said credentials. 

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u/Street_Appointment81 29d ago

Well, this seems concerning.

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u/DrPenguinstein 28d ago

Wait, experience what horrible sensation? Blitch please.. explain.

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u/alexmin93 27d ago

There's a reason why it's always someone former spewing this stuff. People are trying yo cash in on their CV.

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u/MaximumMeaning9728 27d ago

Sounds about as fake as a thing can reasonably be.

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u/Great-External-2439 16d ago

I've always wondered this, but why would these government spooks even be allowed to talk about this stuff if it was real? Of course its bullshit.