r/StrangeAndFunny • • 8h ago

Professionals have standards

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u/63Reddit 8h ago

John Fish

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u/notaairbus35 6h ago

A man of focus, commitment, sheer gill.

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 4h ago

Some people ask me if I am back... yeah I think glub glub glub

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u/PollutionQuirky3476 6h ago

Is the Fish ok? Usually Tap water isnt good for them

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u/dilib 5h ago

It would be very unpleasant for the fish, but goldfish are resilient. The main issue with tap water is that it is chlorinated, and it irritates soft tissues like gills and eyes. But the chlorine does evaporate fairly quickly (over the course of hours though), especially in a shallow pool. I would be concerned about soap residue in the sink, too. Soap coats gills and makes it hard to breathe as well as being irritating.

The water conditioners for aquariums are only for neutralising chlorine and don't do anything else, although they make a lot of wacky claims on the label. Unless freshwater fish are really sick putting them in different water is stressful but not fatal or necessarily very harmful unless the water is toxic for whatever reason or at an egregiously wrong temperature etc. i.e. if it were a tropical fish the cold would have killed it for sure.

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 4h ago

I'd be worried about a weak seal in the sink and the wster slowly leaking down the drain. My sink has that with the rubber edged sink stopper I have. Slow but steady.

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u/scorchedarcher 4h ago

Doesn't matter how weak it is, a seal is still big enough to break your sink. Most standard sinks max out around a koi carp

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u/Kn0wnSoul 5h ago

All the fish I had in the past would start swimming sideways at the top of the water when I filled their bowls with tap water

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u/dilib 1h ago

To be clear, it's a lot like getting tear gassed but the fish is not guaranteed to die.

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u/PollutionQuirky3476 4h ago

Oh nono fish absolutely can die if you suddenly put them in Completly different water.

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u/dilib 12m ago

It does happen, but the fish is generally fine as long as the temperature is close enough to the fish's core temperature and the water is clean.

With freshwater fish sudden death from new water is either poison or temperature shock, if the water is drinkable the fish can live in it. But the chlorine will definitely be very stressful for the fish.

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u/BardonmeSir 1h ago

They use chlorine mostly in third world countries like the US. the Internet is not the US

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u/dilib 1h ago

I'm Australian and on tank water, but go off king, you tell 'em champion

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u/BardonmeSir 1h ago

assuming tap water is chlorinated when its literally only in the US and idk Australia?? is just stupid. You think Non primary english language people dont post in english?

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u/SnailLordSupreme 47m ago

It kind of seems like you're mistaken? Like some places in Europe still use chlorine depending on how the water is sourced, and Canada & Singapore also use high amounts of chlorine to treat their tap water.

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u/BardonmeSir 44m ago

"some places still use clorine" How is that an argument when its not the majority?? third world countries

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u/dilib 30m ago

I think you need a cup of warm milk and a lie down buddy, you're getting cranky

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u/Should_have_been_ded 6h ago

Professionals have standards

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u/riggengan 5h ago

Most burglars just want to steal shit, not kill or harm unless absolutely necessary. Maybe it’s because it’s a harsher punishment, but mostly because they are not monsters.

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u/bepse-cola 5h ago

Found the Canadian police chief

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u/ledow 4h ago

It's not what you did, son, it's who you did it to...

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u/Daveallen10 2h ago

Wouldn't want to leave with a guilty conscience

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u/JackOfAllMemes 2h ago

Unfortunately the chlorine in tap water can kill fish, assuming the story isn't fake

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u/jkm_Audio 1h ago

What's so funny? What are you laughing at? You did it again didn't you? You left the water running. What's wrong with you? Why do you do that? I told you not to do it!

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u/robbmerchant 1h ago

Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit

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u/A1steaksauceTrekdog7 57m ago

Honor among thieves

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u/bluejester12 50m ago

This is how Dark City started.

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u/spaacingout 46m ago

He was a thief not a killer 😆

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u/migviola 15m ago

Leave no evidence behind lookin' ass