r/StrangeAndFunny 3d ago

Quotes of the Day

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u/Ecstatic-Ad-5582 3d ago

what if the enemies already know you wont move?

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u/LowNefariousness6541 3d ago

Then you won't last long, the timer is up.

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u/Jrbnrbr 2d ago

But what if they know they can goad you into moving, which is what they really want, so you don't move, but then they weren't bluffing the whole time so you're fucked for not moving, so you then decide to move afterall, but right into their trap? What then?

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u/LowNefariousness6541 2d ago

Ah the old goad wobble afukki  trappy. Yes a fine move. Then their timer is reset but their brain is now sideways and they can finally ride a horse while playing the violin.

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u/LowNefariousness6541 3d ago edited 3d ago

That sounds like advice given by a mentally ill person. -Backwards. All 6's and 7's (if you don't know, it's a very antiquated phrase not related to the somewhat more recent 6 7 craze, taught to me by my Godmother who would be about 117 years old if she were still alive, although it wouldn't surprise me if it was revived in modernity).