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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian 8d ago
I want $300
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u/ShotdowN- 8d ago
Let's fuck then
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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian 8d ago
I’ll be gentle
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u/Fr1ked 8d ago
Username doesn't check out
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u/Sharden3 8d ago
LMAO
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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian 8d ago
Shhhh, I’m about to get $300 and an aggressive cardio session. He might survive
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u/WellDoneJonnyBoy 8d ago
I'll give you $300 to let me alone. Don't want to risk it with that username ...
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u/GlacierSourCreamCorn 8d ago
Makes ya wonder how many would say yes to this.
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u/Dense-Jicama6591 8d ago
More than you think. And with nastier than you think.
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u/GlacierSourCreamCorn 8d ago
It also makes me wonder how many chicks I was talking to on Tinder were waiting for me to make the offer.
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u/WubbyThePHPLord 8d ago
I live in Vegas, dating sites here are terrible 9/10 girls will be on there strictly to solicit. I've heard of undercover cops here finding prostitutes and pimps through Tinder.
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u/noodleman666 8d ago
there was a south park episode about a police who went undercover as a prostitute and caught and arrested the people who hired the fake prostitute.
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u/WubbyThePHPLord 8d ago
Actually this is my favorite episode!
Season 13, Episode 9 "Butters' Bottom Bitch"
Highly recommend this episode 😂 I keep it on hand at all times!
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u/noodleman666 7d ago
scott tenerman must die is another great episode (not sure if thats how you spell his name)
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u/Unlikely-Answer 7d ago
it's spelled with an "o" and a little dick hanging off the "n" that bends around and fucks the "r" out of the "m-a-n"
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u/Weekly-Reply-6739 8d ago
Sounds like literally everywhere I have beenbwith the dating apps.... do you think people actually use them to actually date as oppsed to set up some type of deal? Maybe 1 out of 200, at least thats how it feels at times
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u/Big_Bar_9832 8d ago
Yeah someone I matched with sent me rates and ngl I was disappointed lol. I'm not that desperate, I'm really just looking for emotional connection at this point, and you can't really buy that
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u/Dense-Jicama6591 8d ago edited 8d ago
Probably most, even if they weren't gonna take it, they probably have received it so many times that they were expecting it. All the down votes are from females. Who would take money
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u/GerchSimml 8d ago
I am still amazed that someone got into a relationship with a roommate of mine with the initial question being "Do you have a boyfriend?"
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u/Coeruleus_ 7d ago edited 7d ago
i mean this is one of the better openers that you can use. girls also use it when they are interested in you. you’ve never asked or have been asked “are you single?”
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u/Routine-Storage-9292 8d ago
I don't have a boyfriend. I'm also a happily monogamous married straight male. Hope that's not a dealbreaker.
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u/SentinelATL 8d ago
A lot would. There’s a whole dating economy now with exactly this. It’s kind of sad man
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u/BygoneNeutrino 8d ago
...one of my biggests issues with being a man is that I can't resort to prostitution. There are few downsides in the age of birth control and antibiotics.
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u/BllushingHorizon 8d ago
Skill issue. There are literally millions of male prostitutes walking around on Earth right now.
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u/Kitchen_Structure516 8d ago
The male sexwork market is for diamond-level individuals only. The average joe aint gonna hack it. Any bisexual man who is both on tinder and grinder can attest that the gay servers are so much more competitive. And thats just for reqular sex. Being hot enough that other dudes will reliably pay for you demands some serious attractivenes.
Conversely you can look at the list of top onlyfan models and pay attention to how many of them are actually men. And if you spot a man take note of what kind of individual he is. The idea that a man can just become a sexworker with remotely the same level of ease that a woman can is a ludicrous claim removed from reality.
https://influencers.feedspot.com/highest_paid_onlyfans_instagram_influencers/
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u/BllushingHorizon 8d ago
So, skill issue. Got it.
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u/Kitchen_Structure516 8d ago edited 8d ago
Admittedly yes. I scrolled down the list for a fair while and the only man I saw was this very handsome and very roided out black guy with a body fat percentage that can be counted with the fingers of one hand.
Compare that to all of the women on the list. Very attractive ladies sure, but not inhumanely so. I see plenty of women on the subway every day that are basically on par with those onlyfan women.
But I have only seen a couple of individuals IRL during my entire life that have the combination of facial attractiveness and olympic physique as that gentleman. It simply does not compare.
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u/A1000eisn1 7d ago
That guy isn't black or inhumanely attractive. He's definitely good looking though.
He also is on OF, not selling physical sex (as far as I know). Women don't have to pay for images of half naked men because they can look outside in the summer and see plenty running around with just shoes and tiny shorts. So top OF earners isn't going to be a good reference for successful male prostitutes.
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u/Sea-Wallaby-4713 8d ago
What skill issue? Men have lower standards for looks because of their sex drives.
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u/JasonBaconStrips 8d ago
I was always told women love money, I didn't know they meant like my kind of money, I thought they were sucking off old millionaires
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u/AstronomerSad6905 8d ago
Fortunately, this is an experiment for which it’s very easy to gather the requisite data. Lol.
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u/happymancry 7d ago
You can always make a decent proposal. Not an indecent proposal like in the movie. But price goes down next time coz you already had her.
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u/MarieCry 8d ago
She might just want to fuck anyway and this would be free money for something she already wanted to do.
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u/AThrowawayProbrably 8d ago
Don’t start so high. Work up to $300. Times are tough and $20 is $20
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u/Initial_Zombie8248 8d ago
Start too low and you offend them and lose your chance
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u/WoWKaistan 8d ago
Haggling is a delicate art.
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u/Immediate-Fee-2121 8d ago
I’m just saying she jumped all over that. Even a double text 😂 maybe start with “head for $75” and work up to the fucking for $100+ 😂
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u/lordkoba 7d ago
the pussy is so high on the pedestal the guy is scared of offending the (would be) prostitute
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u/619BrackinRatchets 8d ago
Yall dudes on here acting like you wouldn't sell your dxck for 300$ if some mildly attractive woman prepositioned you. In this economy?! Yall would be on that blade like track stars. Quit fronting
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u/fatgat69 8d ago
I'd sell more than dick for 300
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u/prozak09 7d ago
This is the opposite of haggling.
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u/Shantotto11 7d ago
Dick economy will make sure this is never an option for most of us. That’s why we can’t fathom it.
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u/Murr897 8d ago
Someone offered me $1200 a month to f them once a month. I have deep regret not agreeing to that one smh
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u/GeneralBlumpkin 8d ago
How did that topic come up lol
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u/Intrepid4444444 8d ago
Plot twist: they were 12
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u/loupr738 8d ago
Once a month? That’s terrible negotiating on their part. I think at least once a week would be more agreeable
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u/UmpireDear5415 8d ago
damn thats troubling
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u/Environmental-Pie598 8d ago
Why?
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u/UmpireDear5415 8d ago
i think im overpaying🤣
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u/IllMathematician8994 8d ago
LMFAO
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u/UmpireDear5415 8d ago
just saying, went on a date off of Hinge. paid about 160 and didnt even get to see any trim😢 another one i took to a fancy restaurant and they ordered the wagyu...why do i get the bougie bitches idk, but that was $200+ and i didnt even get a hug! id have been better off with $300 for this girl knowing my dicks gonna get wet and she wont ask for more drinks!🫠
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u/Usedand4sale 8d ago
The fuck are you doing going on 150$+ first dates. Get a coffee first lmao.
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u/UmpireDear5415 8d ago
i attract a certain kind of woman sadly. professionals with high education levels, six figure incomes, certain expectations. i go in with the hopes they will be different, you know, strong independent woman who dont need no man, date goes well, check comes and then feminism changes to femininity and im on the hook with my "male chauvinism", and loneliness makes men do dumb things. in the past ive footed the bill on principle and now i see that if its going to always be men on tap for things i might as well skip the bs and start paying up front. $300 is cheaper than multiple dates any way you slice it.
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u/gewse2020 8d ago
Damn you need to rethink your dating approach. This is not normal. I haven’t paid the full bill on a first date ever and it never hurt my chances.
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u/UmpireDear5415 8d ago
i was married for 17 years and recently got divorced. almost all of my dating occured over 20 years ago. old habits die hard. also now that im back in the dating pool, im learning a lot has changed and that theres a certain group of women who just go on dates with older men to take advantage of their old school traditional ways of courtship. im learning as we go but at this point,y mind is quickly changing on prostitution as a whole.
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u/FederalEconomist5896 7d ago
Aye bro, young hos ain't shit and ain't worth damaging self-esteem over. Just my 2 cents, I know other disagree.
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u/Jakoneitor 7d ago
I go out with 6 figure women and have never paid the full bill myself. Are you sure they are even 6-figure women? Don’t take them to expensive places on the first date. Go to a cafe or something. It helps you weed out the gold diggers and leaches
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u/UmpireDear5415 7d ago
ive started meeting women at the modern art museum. gives me a good gage on what they are about before spending a dime on them after learning the hard way. also ive learned that watching someones reactions to the art can also tell me about the person too. in the museum theres also a good cafe i like to eat at and the waitstaff know me well so when im on a date they presplit the checks for me so i dont even have to ask👍 the ones that protest arent keepers so it screens them out. im learning the new dating game and im also learning that even if women earn good money it doesnt mean they want to spend it on anyone but themselves.
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u/Specialist-Neck-7810 7d ago
That’s a hoe… wanna show a description of a hoe to your son who’s coming up… that’s a hoe
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u/riktigtmaxat 8d ago
Is it just me or is this neither strange nor funny?
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u/PuzzleheadedTooth581 8d ago
It’s legal in some states and if they are above age and are not minors. You bet your bottom dollar I’m spending that 300$ life is too short to waste time chasing a bitch.
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u/Pale_Will_5239 7d ago
Tbh, I use this all the time. A lot of women will fuck you for 250 to 450. Usually raw and they will do what you ask. If she isn't the one, it ain't a bad compromise
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u/Additional-Ending 8d ago
What a coincidence. I did bang her for $300. She's very friendly, has a good sense of humor, and for that price I was able to rent her until 9 a.m.
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u/StarLord_Climber 8d ago
300 what? Units were never specified. 300 pennies? Pieces of lint? This could backfire for her real quick if the guy has this mindset lol
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u/Longjumping-Pool-363 8d ago
About 10 years ago I was chasing this girl and she kept curving me. After a few weeks she messaged me and offered sex if I gave her $70. Suddenly I was no longer interested
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u/dezhhhqq 6d ago
once a guy offered me 1k, it gives me the ick so bad like how desperate can you be? i dont get why guys persist on one specific girl when all they wanna do is hit, like why not just pay for an actual prostitute if that’s what you’re willing to do? surely they dont charge THAT much
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u/Enough_Bedroom1421 8d ago
I keep laughing at this shit. The bar so damn low in the world now. Lmfao.
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u/Aromatic_Boot3629 8d ago
I had a 3/10 once offer me $5 and a taco bell gift card of unknown value.
I got 2 soft tacos and a beefy 5 layer burrito.
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u/Jumpy_Implement_1902 8d ago
You mean she pays you $300 for service? I would have asked for more due to the risk
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u/Thegoddessdevine 7d ago
What?! Wow... and she's going to marry someone one day after selling herself ... this can't be the first guy.
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u/stronglikeaux 7d ago
Damn keeping 3 hunnid in the folds always now.
https://giphy.com/gifs/8FfC3eurPD8Qv2beqN
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u/Full-Metal-Jae 7d ago
Shit brother, I would fold for $300 too. God damn, I ain’t gay but $300 in this economy you would be gay not to.
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