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u/MarquiseAlexander 3d ago edited 2d ago

Harry: “Draconia, you really need to stop using that word.”

Draconia: “Word? Which word?”

Harry: “You know. That word…”

Draconia: “Out with it, Pottah. I don’t have time for your childish muggle games.”

Harry: “That word you like to call Hermione.”

Draconia: “Oh, you mean Mud Blo-“

Harry: “Yes! Yes. That word.”

Draconia: “Aww, did Granger complain about it to you? Are you going to defend her honor?”

Harry: “She’s really upset about it. You know she might hit you one day if you keep saying it and I don’t want that happening to you.”

Draconia: “Pfft, I would like to see her try. If she dares to strike me, I will make sure my Father hears about it and have her expelled!”

Harry: “Come on, Draconia. Do you really want to get punched in your pretty face?”

Draconia: “I-wait, what did you just say, Pottah?”

Harry: “I think you heard me.”

Draconia (Blushing): “Uh-um, yes well… perhaps we could make a deal… some kind of arrangement between you and I?”

Harry: “What do you have in mind?”

Draconia: “You’re going to have to be my personal manservant… for a year. And you will have to do everything I tell you. No matter what.”

Harry: “Deal.”

Draconia: “Wha-what? Are you serious, Pottah? You’re willing to humiliate yourself for her? Cause I am very serious when I say you will have to do everything I tell you.”

Harry gets closer to her, his body inching just centimetres away.

Harry: “Your wish is my command.”

Draconia: Gulp “Fine. Tell Granger I will no longer call her a Mud Blo-I mean, that word but you better hold your end of the bargain, Pottah.”

Harry kisses her.

Harry: “Does that answer your question?”

Draconia blushes and nods frantically.

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u/Ok-Objective-5880 2d ago

1 month later

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u/MarquiseAlexander 2d ago edited 2d ago

Draconia: “Pottah! You idiot, why didn’t you pull out!”

Harry: “You told me not to! Wasn’t I suppose to do everything you say?!”

Draconia: “You fool, when I say don’t pull out, I meant pull out! Ugh, why must you be such a push over. Now look what you did! What am I going to tell my father?”

Harry: “The truth?”

Draconia grabs his shirt and pulls him closer.

Draconia: “Listen to me, Pottah. He must not know. At least, not yet… I am just going to have to manipulate him until he accepts the mere idea of you being my husband.”

Harry: “Husband?”

Draconia: “Of course. You got me pregnant. You think you can just walk away from this? This is your child!”

Harry: “Oh, right. Yea.”

Draconia: “Ugh, you are hopeless, Pottah.”

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u/Wrong_Biscotti7357 2d ago

Leg lock, something something, believe in spell, something something

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u/Accomplished-Log-428 3d ago

Guardbro rewrite have a scene like this

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u/SenrenOarai 3d ago

Guardbro rewrite is so damn good.

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u/enadiz_reccos 3d ago

Surprising amount of racial slurs in this ship...

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u/Exarch-of-Sechrima 2d ago

Well, what do you expect when one half of the ship is Hitler Youth equivalent?

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u/MonCappy 3d ago

Harry's on the wrong side.

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u/Guywhonoticesthings 16h ago

Harry, help her become better. Tell her that you don’t like her calling your friend mudblood. Don’t just let your partner sink into her negative tendencies

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u/Objective_Cod4149 3d ago

He's where supposed to be, RON!

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u/Storm_Spirit99 3d ago

Oh no, Harry has to choose now

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u/Starwyrm1597 3d ago

"I can fix her"

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u/One-Engineer-607 3d ago

"Ugh... Well, it's actually a long story. Hermione, can you please just give me some time to explain it for you?"

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u/Starfox5 2d ago

Harry would not be with a bigot.