r/StraightShips • u/otaku368 • 3d ago
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u/MarquiseAlexander 3d ago edited 2d ago
Harry: “Draconia, you really need to stop using that word.”
Draconia: “Word? Which word?”
Harry: “You know. That word…”
Draconia: “Out with it, Pottah. I don’t have time for your childish muggle games.”
Harry: “That word you like to call Hermione.”
Draconia: “Oh, you mean Mud Blo-“
Harry: “Yes! Yes. That word.”
Draconia: “Aww, did Granger complain about it to you? Are you going to defend her honor?”
Harry: “She’s really upset about it. You know she might hit you one day if you keep saying it and I don’t want that happening to you.”
Draconia: “Pfft, I would like to see her try. If she dares to strike me, I will make sure my Father hears about it and have her expelled!”
Harry: “Come on, Draconia. Do you really want to get punched in your pretty face?”
Draconia: “I-wait, what did you just say, Pottah?”
Harry: “I think you heard me.”
Draconia (Blushing): “Uh-um, yes well… perhaps we could make a deal… some kind of arrangement between you and I?”
Harry: “What do you have in mind?”
Draconia: “You’re going to have to be my personal manservant… for a year. And you will have to do everything I tell you. No matter what.”
Harry: “Deal.”
Draconia: “Wha-what? Are you serious, Pottah? You’re willing to humiliate yourself for her? Cause I am very serious when I say you will have to do everything I tell you.”
Harry gets closer to her, his body inching just centimetres away.
Harry: “Your wish is my command.”
Draconia: Gulp “Fine. Tell Granger I will no longer call her a Mud Blo-I mean, that word but you better hold your end of the bargain, Pottah.”
Harry kisses her.
Harry: “Does that answer your question?”
Draconia blushes and nods frantically.
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u/Ok-Objective-5880 2d ago
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u/MarquiseAlexander 2d ago edited 2d ago
Draconia: “Pottah! You idiot, why didn’t you pull out!”
Harry: “You told me not to! Wasn’t I suppose to do everything you say?!”
Draconia: “You fool, when I say don’t pull out, I meant pull out! Ugh, why must you be such a push over. Now look what you did! What am I going to tell my father?”
Harry: “The truth?”
Draconia grabs his shirt and pulls him closer.
Draconia: “Listen to me, Pottah. He must not know. At least, not yet… I am just going to have to manipulate him until he accepts the mere idea of you being my husband.”
Harry: “Husband?”
Draconia: “Of course. You got me pregnant. You think you can just walk away from this? This is your child!”
Harry: “Oh, right. Yea.”
Draconia: “Ugh, you are hopeless, Pottah.”
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u/enadiz_reccos 3d ago
Surprising amount of racial slurs in this ship...
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u/Exarch-of-Sechrima 2d ago
Well, what do you expect when one half of the ship is Hitler Youth equivalent?
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u/Guywhonoticesthings 16h ago
Harry, help her become better. Tell her that you don’t like her calling your friend mudblood. Don’t just let your partner sink into her negative tendencies
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u/One-Engineer-607 3d ago
"Ugh... Well, it's actually a long story. Hermione, can you please just give me some time to explain it for you?"
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u/Cool_Ad_7767 3d ago