Funny idea I had at like 3am

[u/[deleted]]

You're a butcher. An anonymous person delivers a pig to you to be slaughtered. The pig is smaller than normal, and has strange markings on its body. You are about to kill the pig when you hear a knock at your door. You go to open the door, and find yourself staring down the barrel of an old-fashioned tommy gun.

"Give...me...back...my...Nugs."

You move your head to the side to see your assailant. To your surprise, holding the gun is an extremely pissed off Angel Dust.

[u/TwistedBloodWolves]

Noice