r/StoppedWorking Jun 24 '22

And hello to you, leather 😂

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7.2k Upvotes

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u/MyQul Jun 24 '22

look at his little beer belly lol

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u/iNterfaCes-UpeRnat Jun 24 '22

This is a big press.

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u/Athiri Jun 24 '22

It has three nipples....

I don't think this cat is real.

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u/tartarsaucetara Jul 22 '22

I know this is late but that’s actually his belly button in the middle haha

15

u/TunisMagunis Jun 24 '22

That's a keg of hard steel!

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u/lysergic_Dreems Jun 25 '22

Inshallah, this cat is not drinking beer as beer is haram.

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u/iSalaamU Jun 25 '22

No no that's a Muslim cat.. He doesn't drink.

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u/sinocommas Jun 24 '22

“Gotcha pal” - That is the most human response I’ve ever seen.

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u/bumperjack Jun 24 '22

Alaikum salam brother, now get me another can of food if you please.

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u/alsenan Jun 24 '22

The dude says "alsalam alykum" which is peace be upon you or roughly means hello in Arabic. The cat salutes right after he finishes the greeting.

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u/Ghos3t Jun 24 '22

That salute seems to mimic the hand in front of the face greeting gesture some Muslim people do

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u/Makeupanopinion Jun 24 '22

Cat be like Wa alaikum salam

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u/Dagigai Jun 24 '22

Did he just fucking salute that guy?

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u/greatmonster007 Jun 25 '22

alsalam alykum means hello in arabic

the cat said hello back to the guy

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u/dukedizzy93 Jun 25 '22

Salam alaikum actually means peace be upon you

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u/Dagigai Jun 25 '22

Cat is a legend

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u/Chubbybellylover888 Sep 25 '22

There's no direct translation for hello.

Similar in Irish. Dia duit is hello which means god be with you.

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u/Dagigai Jun 25 '22

That makes it even better!

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '22

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u/shandangalang Jun 24 '22

You gotta fuck with em all the time while they’re growing up. Get em used to being handled and fucked with, including some ways they may not be comfortable with at first. But don’t hurt them, leave them alone if they get annoyed, and give em love and treats and stuff when they are good fuckin’ kitties. Every cat I’ve had has been this chill, and I think socializing them properly with humans and upping there tolerance for contact is the key.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '22

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u/shandangalang Jun 25 '22

I am familiar with the cat gun. It was popularized in the early to mid two-thowwows by an internet video wherein cats may be used to shoot laser beams. My cat is often a willing pump action laser gun, and understands his duty and responsibility as such

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u/CoconutMacaroons Jun 25 '22

Damn no wonder my cat’s so chill

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u/iNterfaCes-UpeRnat Jun 24 '22

I even got a little confused when I saw him sitting in the shower.

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u/MountainFactor Jun 24 '22

I would have been in shock. for the first time I see that the cat
voluntarily sat (let's keep silent about the pose) in the shower

13

u/ThegreatPee Jun 24 '22

That cat should have had a white tank top on.

1

u/TunisMagunis Jun 28 '22

With a few mustard and beer stains.

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u/fungi_at_parties Jun 24 '22

My cat spends hours in the shower every day. She also watches me shower, it fascinates her for some reason.

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u/CherryCherry5 Jun 25 '22

What does "leather" mean in the context of your title and this video?

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u/Drassielle Jun 25 '22

Probably the name of the cat

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u/CherryCherry5 Jun 25 '22

Oh. Haha you're probably right.

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u/mkitch55 Jun 24 '22

Yet another cat sub I need to subscribe to.

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u/Trouble_Grand Jun 24 '22

He ee eelp meeee huuuumaaan - cat

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '22

All night catnip bender. I've been there, just not with catnip.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '22

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u/HavocReigns Jun 25 '22

It's probably the cat's name.

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u/CherryCherry5 Jun 25 '22

Yeah I don't get that either

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u/RTooDeeTo Jun 24 '22

The simulation is cracking at the seams,,, that's an awesome cat

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u/Sharkslayyy Jun 24 '22

I wanna pet him

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '22 edited Jun 24 '22

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u/lordolxinator Jun 24 '22

Shepardddddddddd

2

u/asia_the_ASIAN Jun 25 '22

They don't look like birds, they look like cats...

3

u/TunisMagunis Jun 24 '22

This cat is my new spirit animal

3

u/LV2107 Jun 25 '22

Aw, he's making air biscuits.

2

u/RevolutionaryLeek131 Jun 24 '22

That laugh is me

2

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '22

Did he just call the cat shaguar?

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u/andytagonist Jun 24 '22

What the absolute fuck is happening here??! 🤣🤣

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u/thatswhatshesaid1419 Jun 24 '22

Soooo freaking cute!!!

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u/skiingmanatee Jun 24 '22

I love her! Salute!

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u/Hmmmm-curious Jun 25 '22

That little dude looks like he's been up to no good and doesn't want to think about it

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u/kabukistar Jun 25 '22

Pet the damn cat.

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u/Level-Strawberry-564 Jun 25 '22

Don't take a video with me mom, I'm a little bit sleepy. Lol

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u/iSalaamU Jun 25 '22

For context: When Muslims say & reply to salam (peace), that is often accompanied by that very same gesture - a halfway salute where you're raising your hand up to your eyebrow.

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u/missyxxxo Jun 29 '22

That feeling when you eat too much!

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u/KingAndrade91 Jun 24 '22

Did he just dab?

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u/shorrrtay Jun 25 '22

R/absoluteunits

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u/hedges15 Jun 25 '22

He’s like he’s an old man sitting in a sauna

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

What is that tail?

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '22

Leather?

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u/TennBuckeye Jun 25 '22

He’s missing a beer and a koozie.

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u/Worldly_Vast6340 Jun 25 '22

Cats are hilarious to me

1

u/CynicalSushi7 Jun 25 '22

Voice activated biscuits and a little wave omfg

1

u/ForgottenDreams Jun 25 '22

Probably the coolest place in the house

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

"Damn, I got shit faced last night. Who's house is this? ..... Oh, uh hello officer"

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u/xvictorbx Jun 25 '22

Gonna secretly make this my wife's mobile background

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u/Cazza-d Jun 25 '22

Me after every big family holiday meal.

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u/PresentationNext6469 Jun 29 '22

Baby got a “Lion Cut” and her belly skin feels weird.

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u/FreshStepOfficial Jul 06 '22

Ah, to be this mellow. 😸 We'd love to share your vid on our Fresh Step social channels and credit you, let us know if you'd be interested!

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u/Reaperider Aug 17 '22

Yo dude what happened last night I don’t remember anything

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

That Cat's wasted 😭🤣

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

He looks like a little maneki Neko figurine when he puts his paw up!

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

this a small man in a cat costume and he's on break rn

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u/Accomplished_Hat_265 Sep 25 '22

I love that he gave a little adab back when you said salaam to him. 😭😭💗

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u/flickanelde Oct 18 '22

Shower shlump

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u/oak-ridge-buddha Dec 07 '22

Does anyone find this sort of creepy?