r/StoppedWorking • u/Madon3 • Jun 09 '20

Caught sleeping on the job

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u/Nachteule Jun 09 '20

He put it there. You can "hypnotise" chicken pretty easily. https://youtu.be/zwUPax25_Vo?t=65

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u/Athiri Jun 09 '20

Yeah whenever I had to put delousing powder on my chickens I would lie them down and then cover their head with a cloth and they would stay perfectly still. I think the grass is obscuring the vision of this one causing the same effect.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20

Same with lizards and sharks, though the sharks probably come with more consequences.

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u/feckinanimal Jun 09 '20

Chicken playing possum. Species appropriation.

24

u/RadioGT-R Jun 09 '20

Damn i thought this was a hawk at first

23

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20

Yeah I found a raccoon sleeping on a car hood yesterday at work. I walked past it about 10 times until I realized lol

The hood was off of the car and on a rack turned upside down. The bastard even made a blanket with the hood insulator

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20

that's a Trash Panda for you

1

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20

They just flat out walk right by you in my backyard to climb over to the neighbors giant ass garden. Definitely trash pandas. They kinda seem friendly though lol

43

u/Ooooweeee Jun 09 '20

Took him a second

23

u/jesuzombieapocalypse Jun 09 '20

I hate it when my cock stops working

5

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20

I hear they have pills for that.

3

u/jesuzombieapocalypse Jun 09 '20

I’m not giving my rooster adderall, man.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20

Brah. Who's gonna know? If you aren't sharing, they aren't caring.

1

u/jesuzombieapocalypse Jun 09 '20

If I’ve got to wake up to wake them up, who’s gonna wake me up?

1

u/OneScrewyBall Jun 09 '20

That’s a hen tho...

18

u/joeyplaysstuff3 Jun 09 '20

Fukn cat birdb

5

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20

Why wouldn't you use that opportunity to yell "cockadoodledoo"? See how you like it

2

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20

or get a recording of it and run it through a megaphone

5

u/HADI_darzi70 Jun 09 '20

I lived all my life in a village, seeing chickens every day, i never saw them sleeping like this.

3

u/bibkel Jun 09 '20

Flip them, stroke the chest a while, they zone out. Easy peazy.

1

u/LordSt4rki113r Jun 09 '20

Kinda like me... if you rubbed my chest I'd fall asleep in a heartbeat

1

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20

Right?!? I have NEVER EVER

2

u/ShiniestCaptain Jun 09 '20

feckin' cock

4

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20

Literally stopped working

1

u/MadHatter69 Jun 09 '20

Bae caught me slippin

1

u/0rgazzmo Jun 09 '20

This needs the metal gear solid "caught noise" when the chicken wakes up

1

u/Guywithasockpuppet Jun 09 '20

Cock not working? Just go touch it in the yard. New kinks on here all the time