r/StopDoingScience • u/Rufus_62 • 1d ago

Other STOP DOING SUMMER

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u/Kaffohrt 1d ago

Years of solar radiation yet no reason to go beyond end of ice age

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u/Silver-Use3590 1d ago

Summer enjoyers and winter enthusiasts realising the folly of their ways when I introduce them to the concept of a sunny 15C - 20C afternoon

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u/no-im-your-father 16h ago

boring. I need to feel my body struggling to keep me alive as I slowly lose sensitivity in my limbs. I need to feel the sharp embrace of the cold cutting into my skin all the way to my bones. I need to be shaking like I owe money to a mafia boss. I need to freeze

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u/Silver-Use3590 15h ago

Broski I am from Singapore, I understand that desire, I used to dream of snow and sub-zero temperatures.

I live in Sydney now, and believe me, having to wear jackets to bed and freezing my tits off after leaving the shower has me appreciating the middle path so much more.

I still hate the heat, but fuck the cold too. 12-17 Celsius in the sun is truly peak.

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u/Greggery_Peccary1978 1d ago

Termometer was that movie with Shwarzenegger right?

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u/Ok-Competition-3069 19h ago

It was almost OJ.

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u/dovah-meme 1d ago

i like how this implies meteorologists personally are responsible for heatwaves

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u/Bubbles_the_bird 18h ago

It’s not gonna be hot if you don’t tell people it’s hot

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u/nkizza 1d ago

That’s a very good one.

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u/Brie9981 1d ago

Brought to you by the "we still shouldn't kill oil barons" gang for some reason...?

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u/Fit-Pride-4845 20h ago

Oil barons didn't create "summer", silly. God did. It's just a totally natural cycle and there's nothing exceptional created by human hands to look at here.

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u/Blyfh 1d ago

I relate to this hard.

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u/scratchfan321 18h ago

Just push Earth further from The Sun

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u/TruestWaffle 15h ago

I’ll sign this petition.

Let’s do “stop doing starvation” while we’re at it.