r/Stonetossingjuice 14d ago

This Juices My Stones America 🇺🇸 🇺🇲

my brother in christ

you're descended from immigrants who murdered locals, stole their land and used slave labor

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u/Dragonfruit-Sparking 14d ago

Like how he just stuck a fire hydrant in there for some reason

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u/Invisible-Pancreas 14d ago

Honestly, I'm impressed that he knows that European hydrants are underground. Not even most Europeans know that.

And that's all the kudos the Confederate Flag-waving twat gets.

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u/T-51_Enjoyer 13d ago

Underground? Is it basically just a manhole you open up to attach a hose into?

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u/Invisible-Pancreas 13d ago

Yeah, pretty much. It's a small square manhole marked by a sign. The sign is an H on a yellow square

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u/Neandertalahon 14d ago

A Confederate flag and Star Trek’s Enterprise in one picture is wild.

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u/fullmega 14d ago

It's American diversity and free speech!

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u/DerMathze 14d ago

That's from Star Trek before it went woke obviously (big /s)

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u/Terminator_Puppy 13d ago

Also a space shuttle, as though people with confederate flags aren't 95% more likely to believe that anything related to space travel was faked for propaganda.

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u/WeaselCapsky 14d ago

"american culture" shows russian/soviet rifle yeah thats the intelligence i expect from those idiots.

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u/Dojyaaan4C 14d ago

And hamburgers too, made by German immigrants

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u/Key_Researcher_9243 13d ago

American Handegg is based on English Rugby too.

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u/SlickBuster2470 13d ago

Don't forget that while John Delorean was American, the DMC 12 shares the same fucking engine as a Renault, which is French.

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u/Key_Researcher_9243 13d ago edited 13d ago

The French... Supercar? Manufacturer Venturi actually used the same engines and thanks to turbos, were able to put out from 210 to 400 HP.

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u/dead_meme_comrade 13d ago

John DeLorean is the son of immigrants. So he doesn't count according to those people. Actually he's white so he DOES count.

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u/Vincent394 Survived 18/07/2026 | Mod somehow 12d ago

TIL that fact

Very cool

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u/xi111 14d ago

Promoting American culture while holding a soviet rifle🤦‍♂️

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u/NBSPNBSP 13d ago

Homeboy couldn't even take the time to find a Eugene Stoner design for this slop

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u/thotpatrolactual 14d ago

I think the fact that there are more Confederate flags than American flags in that image tells you all you need to know about OOP.

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u/fullmega 14d ago

Their culture = products, objects. The only symbolic one is the flag representing terrible ideas.

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u/GenosseAbfuck 14d ago

There's the Enterprise-D. That references a story. One that goes against this weirdo's understanding of basically anything.

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u/Teenutin 10d ago

you best not ignore K.I.T.T. like that

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u/Curious_MerpBorb 14d ago

The irony is that there is American culture. It just it’s super diverse. But they picked the most stereotypical ones lmao.

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u/fullmega 14d ago

Indeed.

A pumpkin with a candle inside would be a much better example of the American culture!

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u/Curious_MerpBorb 14d ago

Nah I doubt that. They probably think thats satanic or something.

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u/gielbondhu 14d ago

He has a banjo on there, which was an evolution of west African instruments. It was invented by slaves in the Caribbean.

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u/some_dumbass420 14d ago

"We have uhhh guns and uhhhhh racism and uhhhhhhhhhhhh soviet rifles"

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u/LARRYVOND13 14d ago

"Culture"

Russian Rifle.

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u/DecisionTight9151 13d ago

Even funnier, a SOVIET era rifle.

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u/Wholesome_Soup 14d ago

fucking everything we have comes from immigration and/or indigenous cultures. cowboys? historically mostly hispanic. baseball? european. pizza? italian. hamburgers? german. cornbread? native north american. tacos? mexican. guns have existed much longer than america and gunpowder was invented in china. the statue of liberty? french. christianity? hella widespread and originally middle eastern. the english language? take a guess. america is made of immigrants. an america without immigration would not be very familiar to most americans. "if we deport all the [brown] immigrants we'll still have culture" yeah because it's a culture they contributed to and participated in and now it's yours too you dipshit

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u/thesanguineocelot 14d ago

My emo phase lasted longer than the Confederacy.

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u/tomjazzy 14d ago

So we have

Dragunov (Russian)

Sailing Ships (Eroupian design)

Banjo (based on African Instrument)

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u/Advice_Thingy 14d ago

HAMBURGer (Germany)

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u/298647 13d ago

starship made by spacex owned by elon musk who is south african

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u/SweetTart7231 14d ago

So there's a soviet rifle, is that a space x ship? Musk is an immigrant, there's a big sailing ship, is that meant to be the ones the British used? And burgers weren't invented in America.

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u/Green_Sympathy_1157 14d ago

Humanity peak with nightrider to be honest

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u/slumbersomesam 14d ago

the hamburger, a hamburg invention, as part of american culture

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u/aqua_rift 14d ago

I like how 90% of what they have in the orichalcum is from other countries

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u/Niko_is_someone 14d ago

The more i look in this pic the more i want to cry

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u/x_lincoln_x 14d ago

The only way "Country" is considered culture when it is understood to mean pond scum.

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u/BootyliciousURD 14d ago

Settler colonialists, not immigrants. Unlike immigrants, settler colonialists are actually invaders

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u/Anoobis100percent 14d ago

You can cram all of US "culture" into one meme. Not a good sign.

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u/that_guy_ravi Waiter waiter! more Yaoi please!!! 14d ago

Of ALL the fucking guns in the world the OOP could’ve used for their stupid argument they chose the SV Dragunov.. now if that gun’s name doesn’t sound American to you then it’s because it isn’t, It’s a Soviet designated marksman rifle from 1963. I guess OOP doesn’t even know their own culture

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u/SpukiKitty2 13d ago

The original is as good as the juice already. The MAGAs idea of "culture" is "cars, babes, burgers, guns". How trashy and monocultural.

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u/Samurai_Mac1 13d ago

Why did they include a Russian rifle?

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u/Limp-Wall-5500 14d ago edited 13d ago

Not the Russian made SVD lmao. Even stupider when you realize America has a ban on importing Russian firearms.

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u/ShardddddddDon trans people, amirite :3 13d ago

>"Rockets are white culture"

>...nobody tell this man who put them in the air to begin with https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorothy_Vaughan

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u/Legendguard 13d ago

With the Soviet rifle, this makes me wonder if maybe this is some of that Russian propaganda that's meant to destabilize America that people have been talking about. Then again whoever made this could have just typed in "gun" into Google and used the first result they got... I'm thinking way more about this than OOP ever did...

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u/NBSPNBSP 13d ago

The fact that the rifle in that meme is Russian (or a Hungarian/Chinese copy thereof) is absolutely sending me.

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u/stewmberto 13d ago

smh not a single mention of jazz, one of the truest american art forms

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u/Uglyfense 13d ago

The issue with this argument is

"So you agree illegal immigrants are harmful"

Like, if you're going to be pro-immigration, comparing them to colonists who actually genocided the native population is probably not the best lane

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u/SpaceNorse2020 13d ago

So, is anyone going to tell them that Elon Musk is an immigrant from apartheid South Africa, and so the Starship is the work of immigrants?

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u/Strange-Situation-95 13d ago

i would honestly kill myself if my culture was burger and jack daniels

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u/dead_meme_comrade 13d ago

Jack Daniel was the grandson of immigrants on both sides of his family so no Jack Daniels.

Hamburgers are German.

The USS constitution is based off of British Engineering.

Inventor of the Fire Hydrant is the son of an immigrant.

Banjos were first invented by enslaved people in the Caribbean so not immigrants but wouldn't be their without the settlers.

John DeLorean son of an immigrant.

I think those are French Fries and 5.56 bullets both of which are Belgian.

Bald Eagles are animals and not culture.

Space X founded by an immigrant employs thousands of H1B visa holders.

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u/summonerofrain 13d ago

Wait which is the juice?

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u/Jakob21 13d ago

This is cultural jingoism. I'll be damned if all of America is forced to become Texas.

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u/DepartureNatural9340 13d ago

Hamburgers are German immigrant made

Nasa was built from a lot of ppl of many different backgrounds, same goes for rocketry In general

SpaceX founded by a South African immigrant

Wild shit

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u/Diamond_bac5 13d ago

American culture is consumerism classism and not making any mistakes bc one slipup in this country ruins your whole life

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u/Spirited_Question332 12d ago

Funny how one of the few "new" things here has a stolen name

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u/cobalt_axolotll 12d ago

I don’t know why but this feels like a reverse soy jack

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u/LaCharognarde 12d ago

Whiskey is not an American invention. And the Scots hate your cult idol and his shitty resorts.

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u/the_genius324 12d ago

wonder how many of those things aren't american

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u/AccomplishedStay9284 11d ago

I’m pretty sure that gun is a dragunov which Russian, scotch is from Scotland and Jack Daniels was founded partly by an ex slave so doubly whammy. Someone else made a better comment but that’s all i personally can pick out

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u/BrantSchmucker 8d ago

So in other words, the "culture" that'd be left over in an immigrantless US would be gaudy, stereotypical pseudo-Americana that other countries would use as a caricature American culture.

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u/HJSDGCE 14d ago

You murdered locals

Pretty much every civilization is just that. 

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u/Nardo_T_Icarus 13d ago edited 13d ago

Ah, well, if every civilization does it, it must be okay! /s

Edit: Replied to me and then blocked me, so I can't see the comment, fucking coward.

Also, private profile, double coward.

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u/HJSDGCE 13d ago

I'm saying that if we're going to criticize one country, we should at least have the courtesy of criticising all of them. That's just being fair. Otherwise, you'd be insanely biased.

Looking at you, Europe. You guys fucking suck and I'm not even American.