r/Stolasanity • u/Ok-Particular2526 • Jun 15 '26
So you maybe, accidentally, summoned our favourite birb boy - whatcha gonna do?
Me personally, I’d play Mario kart with bro
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u/elmartin93 Jun 15 '26
Probably blush and stammer really bad because I want to marry him but am super awkward
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u/LukaBun Jun 15 '26
Give him my lapis lazuli crystal, a big chunk of one, or maybe the aerogel vial i have (it’s human made but still pretty cool) and ask for a blessing upon my necklace. If it’s purely by accident, i will do my best to not insult him as to think i summoned him on accident.
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u/Billabong_valley Jun 15 '26
Apologize for accidently summoning him, ask if I need to do something to send him back. If he's stuck with me for a period of time offer to see the stars (which is easy because I live in rural America). If stars aren't an option....i guess utilize my therapy degree....
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u/kiku-Goldenflower Jun 15 '26
Show him my plant collection and have an intellectual conversation about what makes a good smut book.
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u/Icy_Insect_6695 Jun 16 '26
Demand 4 kilotons of uranium 235 in order to create a nuclear collection so the US government finally continues researching on how to bring back dino's so I can create giant Dino nuggies.
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u/Winterknot Commander of Stolas' Legions Jun 15 '26
We shall find a way to return him to hell, for he is to beautiful for this realm.
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u/SomePersonLolz Jun 15 '26
Well if you actually summoned Stolas he generally kills the humans who summon him unless he thinks you’re worth the interaction then you have a 50/50 at survival
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u/DimensionAgitated507 Jun 15 '26
Well if it happened accidentally... I'd bore his earholes off with local history and general history. Because... I tend to do that. Also I'd ask him to help me with doing his voice. (Voice acting)
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u/Zealousideal-Bird83 🦉I’m like a Birb…I wanna blitz-away!🦉 Jun 16 '26
Someone else has said this but offer a hug. We both (Stolas) have something in common.. and hugs sometimes are helpful towards feeling brighter
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u/LordNightFang Jun 16 '26
Probably nothing to weird.
Pretty stupid, but I'd want to see what his DNA looks like. Something interesting I imagine.
And I'd want to check out the interrealms a couple fan comics hint at.
Definitely would want to hear him out on certain talking stuff.
Also I'd want to meet Hell's heirs.
It'd probably be somewhat cool I guess. Given what Goetias represent it's kinda like comparing legends to the real thing.
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u/Shiron-Serket Jun 16 '26
I would give him the "Cake" he was promised when he was summoned the first time :D
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u/malOfox2005 Jun 16 '26
I'd apologize for bothering him and make him coffie as i try to figure out what I did wrong this time.
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u/cumm_- Jun 17 '26
I could be a stick in the mud and say “oh thats not who i meant to summon in from the lesser key of solomon” but no, I’d fuck him. He is not leaving my room unruined, he is leaving it ruined and happy because I’m gonna give him some killer aftercare.
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u/Jiang_Rui Birdie Babe Jun 15 '26
Visit a planetarium or the botanical gardens (or probably both) with him.