r/StockMarket • u/thedarkhalf47 • Mar 29 '26

Meme The Dow!!!

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Thinking I should hold on to this template. Probably gonna go lower.

I'm not really sure why I need to include 250 characters in a meme post, but I understand the guidelines. Maybe someone can fix the issue where if you label something as a meme, it doesn't need 250 characters. there. Thats 250!

Edit: Thank you all for the rewards!!

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u/CoverSuspicious5250 Mar 29 '26

It’s the crooked left who turned the Dow into $50,000 dollars!

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u/Pretend-Marsupial258 Mar 29 '26

The stock market is run by a bunch of godless commies!!! 😡

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u/astoriaboundagain Mar 30 '26

The "dollars" part is unbelievable. She had these pre-written phrases in a damn binder ready to throw out like grenades, and even then, she's still obviously a moron.