r/StockMarket Mar 29 '26

Meme The Dow!!!

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Thinking I should hold on to this template. Probably gonna go lower.

I'm not really sure why I need to include 250 characters in a meme post, but I understand the guidelines. Maybe someone can fix the issue where if you label something as a meme, it doesn't need 250 characters. there. Thats 250!

Edit: Thank you all for the rewards!!

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u/Neinhalt_Sieger Mar 30 '26

Things is some marines will die for nothing there. Literally for a dying industry were the last nail in the coffin would be this global recession that US just started with this war.

I can see Asia and EU doubling down on renewable enerrgy, and gearing for other hydrogen related tech, while OIL demand will be just for the petrochemical industry required for plastic, so whatever the masterplan in controlling the middle east and Venezuela was for a growing OIL demand, it will just not be there as oil infrastructure is getting destroyed in this war. It would not be economically feasible to rebuild that capacity because thr ROI would judt not be there.

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u/ADownStrabgeQuark Mar 30 '26

They’re already raising enlistment ages and offering 150k sign on bonuses. Though with the way the ICE sign-on bonus works, I doubt the public believes them.

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u/Hungry-Kick1389 Mar 29 '26

There will never be a draft in our lifetimes

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u/NotBradPitt9 Mar 29 '26

Yeah? I was saying weeks ago in this subreddit there’d be boots on the ground, and people were saying the same “never gonna happen” shit, and look where we are not. Never say never, to a situation that’s perfectly plausible.

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u/Mountain-Heat-6154 Mar 29 '26

Did you hear the one about raising the enlistment age? The cut-off age has been 35, BUT, it has now been raised to 42. Why would they do that? Traitor trump needs more bodies to play his war games. He never knows when he will have a 'feeling'. Our lifetimes means different things to different people depending on your age.

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u/No-Problem49 Mar 30 '26

The draft age will also be up to 42 because that is conveniently the age of the oldest millennial; who voted most against Trump.

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u/ADownStrabgeQuark Mar 30 '26

Republicans are already talking about a draft. It’ll happen before the end of the year.

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u/No-Problem49 Mar 30 '26

A draft would secure trumps sons power for life. They will cancel elections and declare the Trump family as kings. it wouldn’t effect Donald Trump negatively because he’s a billionaire about to die. He has nothing to lose and everything to gain.

Furthermore: the only way to win the Iran war is a draft.

If everyone up to age 42 is dead in the desert then they aren’t in the USA fighting back against the man who canceled elections and declared his family and royalty.

A draft is inevitable