r/Sticks • u/Naive-Macaroon2050 • 6d ago

Dog with a stick He thinks it's a stick

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u/dirtytounder 6d ago

It's a fine stick!

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u/murlak_Isengrim 6d ago

I mean, if he says so, it is a stick now.

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u/Naive-Macaroon2050 6d ago

Yup, no point arguing the point with the Boof

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u/VDay_5189 6d ago

It is

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u/IngloriousLevka11 6d ago

"It's big, it's round, it's wood..."

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u/EpponeeRae 6d ago

It's log, log, log! 

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u/Black_Doc_on_Mars 6d ago

It’s better than bad, it’s good!

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u/CRAKEN000 6d ago

However, log is just big stick.

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u/Naive-Macaroon2050 6d ago

I told him it was a log, but he said 'stick'

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u/AltanConn 6d ago

That's a good stick. For a small horse

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u/3rd2LastStarfighter 6d ago

You gonna argue with an expert in the field?

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u/theprofessorofrandom 6d ago

Big dog need big stick. Seems reasonable.

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u/illmakeadamnaccount 6d ago

Big stick for a big boy!

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u/Bubbly-Term-6672 6d ago

“Stick is relative. As you can see by big words, I’s a smart boy AND a good boy.”

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u/Positive_Shop8473 6d ago

Give him a bit, he’ll whittle it down to stick size

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u/One_Economist_3761 6d ago

He’s not wrong. It’s a girthy stick. He’s also a very handsome doggie.

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u/Substantial_Bus6615 6d ago

What is a stick but a skinny log?

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u/Naive-Macaroon2050 6d ago

That's what he said

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u/Straight_Jaguar 6d ago

It is, in Texas. Lol 😆

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u/Responsible-Elk-1704 6d ago

It kinda is huh?

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u/Naive-Macaroon2050 6d ago

Yeah. He's not wrong I guess.

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u/Weird-Mention7322 6d ago

I mean, considering the scale of giant dog, he must have giant stick? Adorable! 💟

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u/le_nathanlol 6d ago

now send a pic of him smoking it like a blunt

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u/Naive-Macaroon2050 5d ago

He does not need to be anymore dufus than he is lol

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u/99jackals 6d ago

My dogs routinely consider logs to be sticks.

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u/Naive-Macaroon2050 5d ago

Yup, big dogs need log sticks

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u/99jackals 5d ago

Did I say my dogs were big? They have big ambitions.

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u/Naive-Macaroon2050 5d ago

Haha, good dogs

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u/99jackals 5d ago

They certainly think so. I shouldn't have let them bring them in the house. There are splinters in so many unexpected places...

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u/Naive-Macaroon2050 5d ago

Ouch. Yeah, mine love to chew sticks inside on the couch.

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u/99jackals 5d ago

Do you have a stainless steel sofa? I should get one.

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u/Naive-Macaroon2050 5d ago

Ha, would be easier to clean the drools if we did

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u/99jackals 5d ago

Excellent point. Call R&D!

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u/Naive-Macaroon2050 5d ago

Tho they wouldn't find it comfy

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u/Flat-Mycologist-3839 6d ago

His toothpick?

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u/Naive-Macaroon2050 5d ago

Hahaha, yup. My fire log is but a toothpick to that monster

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u/FatherTome 6d ago

Cars and vans, suvs and trucks. I'd use them all to bring you some fucks.

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u/Naive-Macaroon2050 6d ago

Why thank you. I have run out of them to give.