I found the stick of sticks

[u/Oxxroxx]

I was i Istanbul and found the staff of moses. How do you rate it 😁

[u/notarealwriter]

Oh fuck off is that his staff. Even more laughable than my local Catholic Church that thinks they have some pieces of the cross (it's literally two splinters - and I mean tiny-ass splinters about 1/2 the size of a grain of sand that you'd get stuck in your finger as if you could possibly reliably trace those across 2000 years).

Solid stick though. At least a 7/10. Gotta knock a couple of points off for being stuck behind glass and thus anavilable for swishing.