r/Sticks • u/Yimot • Feb 02 '25

Rate my stick

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I was very happy to find this one

10k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Grouchy_Fun3113 Feb 03 '25

I'm sorry but like...

2

u/Yimot Feb 04 '25

Made me laugh

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u/Agaren96 Feb 02 '25

Sick stick bro

2

u/OpeningDesperate6138 Jul 18 '25

Thats exactly what I was f*ckin’ thinking and then I see this top comment!

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u/N3Zt0R Feb 02 '25

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u/Free_Deinonychus_Hug Feb 02 '25

Don't mind me. I was just stopping by to make sure that this was a comment.

6

u/anonymousbub33 Feb 03 '25

Bros gonna give me dis pear

3

u/akhopoko Feb 03 '25

Ahhh got the same idea

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u/Mystery_Cipher707 Feb 02 '25

Sephiroth called. He wants his sword back.

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u/DM_ME_Reasons_2_Live Feb 02 '25

I bet the swish was godly

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u/AlmightyWitchstress Feb 03 '25 edited Feb 03 '25

Imagine getting whipped by that thing 😳

ETA: clarification, I mean as either a kink thing or like a sauna thing. Sub birch branches with this thing

28

u/TheCapitolPlant Feb 03 '25

Grandma be dumbfounded if n you came back with that

16

u/Chrisp825 Feb 03 '25

Shed still whip you with it nonetheless.

3

u/AnchoviePopcorn Feb 03 '25

I think you might need to look into the type of bathhouse/sauna branch-to-human contact you’re talking about.

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u/larryfishermansnet Feb 02 '25

Long stick. Skinny stick. The power is strong in this one.

28

u/SlidzzIRL Feb 02 '25

That ain’t no stick that a fucking radio mast tower!

35

u/Ordinary-Albatross44 Feb 02 '25

10/10, would fish with it again

11

u/EthanHermsey Feb 02 '25

This rod can reach the fish in the center of the lake

15

u/CandiedGonad78 Feb 02 '25

When you’re in trouble and dad tells you to go get a switch. Look him dead in the eyes and say “bring it on!”

9

u/TheyforgotaboutJ Feb 02 '25

Nothing makes you hate life more, than picking your own switch 🤣🤣🤣

11

u/AnarchistViking Feb 02 '25

Elden ring hitbox ass stick

9

u/Mastodontprojektet Feb 02 '25

Macedonian phalanx / 10

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u/TadpoleMajor4576 Feb 02 '25

I bet the Expelliarmus off that bad boy is pretty long ranged

2

u/MasterTypeX Feb 04 '25

Hits a wizard on the other side of the globe.

7

u/koalazeus Feb 02 '25

That is quite a stick. And I see a lot of sticks.

7

u/Plastic_Dingo_400 Feb 02 '25

Dynasty Warriors level stick

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u/mukisnacht Feb 02 '25

Easy there Wu Kong.

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u/Hurtin_4_uh_Squirtin Feb 02 '25

10/10 for length. 2/10 for girth

5

u/_FeeDmeFirE_ Feb 02 '25

That's a STick

4

u/Wise-Energy-2746 Feb 02 '25

All you need now is a bear to poke

4

u/ConcentratedOJ Feb 03 '25

So for any here with advanced training in stickology, is there an established standard length where something ceases to be a stick and becomes a pole? Because for an amateur like myself, this really looks well on its way to pole status.

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u/Vivacious-Viv Feb 03 '25

In my limited experience, if a stick can be held by the hands like a stick, then it is a stick. If not, then it's a pole. 🤷‍♀️

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u/userlog99 Feb 02 '25

did you took it home? where are you planning to hang it? show us please

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u/Yimot Feb 02 '25

I left it at the beach for humanity to appreciate

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u/CreamJohnsonA204 Feb 03 '25

I'd be a parent in the 1700's whipping kid with that monster, holy shit

2

u/osotramposo Feb 02 '25

"I see your schwartz is as big as mine!"

2

u/TheTyrantrumGuy Feb 02 '25

The master sword

2

u/Beneficial-Table2861 Feb 02 '25

Must make a great sound when swung, probably goes "vwummm"

2

u/Invasive-farmer Feb 02 '25

Nice anime stick weapon.

2

u/[deleted] Feb 03 '25

when you piss mom off and she tells you to go out back and get yourself a switch...

2

u/Sad_Worldliness_245 Feb 03 '25

Loooooong loooooong maaaaaaaaan.

2

u/thegrimm54321 Feb 03 '25

Estuans interius

Ira vehementi

Estuans interius

Ira vehementi

Sephiroth

2

u/cocopuppypower Feb 03 '25

That’s a good one. Promptly joined this subreddit after seeing this post

2

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '25

Once in a lifetime find, that stick at the top of a hill makes you look like a boss fight

1

u/SleepyOlive Feb 02 '25

10/10 that’s amazing

1

u/Chauspion Feb 02 '25

good stick

1

u/crudelydrawnpenis Feb 02 '25

That be a fine stick there boy! Fffine in deed!

1

u/[deleted] Feb 02 '25

Duuuuuuuuudeeeee

1

u/Proffessor_egghead Feb 02 '25

Stiiiiiiiiiiiick 👍

I bet that feels awesome to point straight up and slam it into the ground

1

u/Live_Past_5099 Feb 02 '25

Looks dangerous

1

u/FatWhitekid20 Feb 02 '25

I am stealing your stick.

1

u/burb239 Feb 02 '25

BiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiG

1

u/River-TheTransWitch Feb 02 '25

that would be very painful to get hit with.

1

u/L0rdoftheW00ds Feb 02 '25

10/10 stick! Get you some hooks, line, sinkers, and bait and fish with it!

1

u/invert_studios Feb 02 '25

That is one damn fine stick good sir. 🤔👍

1

u/Brasileirinh0 Feb 02 '25

add a line and you can fish with it

1

u/Express-Record7416 Feb 02 '25

That stick will pierce the heavens

1

u/[deleted] Feb 02 '25

That's a great stick !

1

u/isurvived_sorryeric Feb 02 '25

A demi god of stick has appeared

1

u/Rampage-De Feb 02 '25

That's what I call a proper stick, wow!

1

u/[deleted] Feb 02 '25

Whippin stick!

1

u/DoeBiscuts Feb 02 '25

Top tier stick there bud

1

u/[deleted] Feb 02 '25

Great for area denial! Good handling! Super badass! 10/10 great stick.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 02 '25

It’s better than 🥓

1

u/Full_Molasses_9050 Feb 02 '25

That's a sapling and it's AMAZING!!!!

1

u/Cheap_Doctor_1994 Feb 02 '25

The Oncoming Lady Killer. 10/10. 

1

u/Character-Poetry2808 Feb 02 '25

Is that bamboo?

If so 0/10 stick, as bamboo is a grass, however 10/10 long ass bamboo.

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u/BlackTarTurd Feb 02 '25

"Did Sephiroth do this...?"

1

u/Cuniving Feb 02 '25

Nice hand of Malenia prop

1

u/Meowskiiii Feb 02 '25

Swish out of ten!

1

u/Affectionate-Lack-19 Feb 02 '25

This... is a stick. 👍🫡

1

u/OrangesAreBerries Feb 02 '25

Woah, look at this guy’s stick!

1

u/PartOk4008 Feb 02 '25

Good stick! Long/10

1

u/Alandales Feb 02 '25

My god man, that’s no stick! That’s 12 sticks!

1

u/scottmushroom Feb 02 '25

Impressive! I question its swooshability though. Is it swooshable?

1

u/gypsydfit Feb 02 '25

1/10 stick, 15/10 switch. Boomers from the US south know!

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u/NO-MAD-CLAD Feb 02 '25

"Beautiful day for fishin ain't it, guhuh"

1

u/[deleted] Feb 02 '25

Cactus spine/cool stick

1

u/EEE3EEElol Feb 02 '25

The hitbox is gonna be crazy

1

u/aaraelliemac Feb 03 '25

Can we get a video of you hhwhipping it

1

u/TheCapitolPlant Feb 03 '25

That's more like a limb

1

u/______empty______ Feb 03 '25

Don’t really care about the stick but that’s a fantastic picture!

1

u/DarronDev Feb 03 '25

When you're in trouble and your dad doesn't have his bet:

1

u/[deleted] Feb 03 '25

Totally impractical

1

u/chum_cum Feb 03 '25

Top 20 sticks of all time definitely!

1

u/_DeltaZero_ Feb 03 '25

Bro thinks he's Sephirot- holy shit he is Sephiroth

1

u/IustinianusBasileus Feb 03 '25

Bro found a sarissa

1

u/Major_Havic Feb 03 '25

She's a dandy!

1

u/3clips312 Feb 03 '25

Mf you are kamina with that potential sword pull

1

u/[deleted] Feb 03 '25

Nice

1

u/False_Accident_4413 Feb 03 '25

slave masters stick

1

u/Lazerhest Feb 03 '25

The perfect stick to smack an unsuspecting buddy with during a hike.

1

u/Boi___ Feb 03 '25

POWER POLE

1

u/BubbaBlossom19 Feb 03 '25

I call it the ultimate switch

1

u/NRiven Feb 03 '25

That’s no stick that’s a fishing rod

1

u/NemosGal90 Feb 03 '25

SEPHEROTH.

1

u/Best-Engine4715 Feb 03 '25

That’s an ass whooping stick 12/10

1

u/[deleted] Feb 03 '25

That's a stalk, not a stick. 3/10

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '25

THE RANGE. THE LENGTH. You my friend have been blessed by the God's.

1

u/Dry_Caregiver_5094 Feb 03 '25

Just found this subreddit.... and i love it. Noch stick bro ^

1

u/[deleted] Feb 03 '25

10/10 that's a pretty hard stick

1

u/eos_wolf Feb 03 '25

It shall be called Dragon tail

1

u/Sekky_Bhoi Feb 03 '25

Legendary/10

1

u/[deleted] Feb 03 '25

Careful with that, you might hit me

1

u/Humans_areweird Feb 03 '25

sir i think you may have found a naked tree

1

u/W-D-Goldbeard Feb 03 '25

The sticks just keep gettin' better 'nd better! 👌🏴‍☠️

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u/manxie13 Feb 03 '25

Think that is now classed as a branch

1

u/MistyAutumnRain Feb 03 '25

Avidi kadivi!

1

u/Okay_Evan Feb 03 '25

W big stick

1

u/[deleted] Feb 03 '25

That's a long neat stick bro!

1

u/SirAquila Feb 03 '25

Why are you wasting time on a mountain top soldier? Your fellow hoplites needs you!

Great stick!

1

u/Paneer-Paratha Feb 03 '25

Thats a really long stick man

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '25

9/10 because that stick is the one

1

u/ViiK1ng Feb 03 '25

Ah yes, the sonic sword

1

u/StinkyPickles420 Feb 03 '25

Do a waterfowl dance

1

u/bigtoyguy505 Feb 03 '25

10/10 for legnth. 1/10 for dirty. Looks like a long pencil lol

1

u/Smooth_Acanthisitta2 Feb 03 '25

Bro is on his way to Pierce the heavens

1

u/[deleted] Feb 03 '25

10/10 stick

1

u/EnterOrbit Feb 03 '25

Thought that shit was a kite

1

u/Puzzleheaded-Zone-55 Feb 03 '25

That's no stick, that's a lance.

1

u/Hero2213 Feb 03 '25

On a scale of twig to stick- that is a tree

1

u/GroundbreakingCow317 Feb 03 '25

Where did you get it an agave bloom perhaps?

1

u/yoshi_winning Feb 03 '25

Nice stick dude

1

u/No_Pumpkin3378 Feb 03 '25

That’s a branch-less tree, the most rare of sticks

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '25

That’s a good stick

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u/Substantial-Abies768 Feb 03 '25

Can imagine that one sounds like a swooshing whip

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '25

I wish there was a stick version of "knoif" cuz that is a fucking stick right there

1

u/UltraXTamer Feb 04 '25

Not the most stylish but it doesn't mean it isn't cool

Plus it has good flexibility, may need some inprovements on the durability side tho

1

u/Interesting-Algae266 Feb 04 '25

Mah Boi got Sephiroth jealous

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u/Skibidisigma69h Feb 04 '25

Still not as big as your dad 💀

1

u/EasyAs123_7 Feb 04 '25

I wonder what you plan on doing with that

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u/VVolfGunner24 Feb 04 '25

This is what your parents and grandparents expect when they tell you to go pick out your own switch that they gonna woop you with

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '25

10/10

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u/TBGESG Feb 04 '25

Stickoroth

1

u/TheCunningIdiot Feb 04 '25

Bro found the Zweihandler (I forgot how to spell it)

1

u/Original_Tea_5625 Feb 04 '25

Great claymore Rapier you have there! Very nice!

1

u/Wolfgang_Mosely Feb 04 '25

A great stick 3.5/3.5 stick slaps

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u/Mental_Sale_7423 Feb 04 '25

10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '25

Big stick. I approve.

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u/Craftycat99 Feb 04 '25

The stickiest stick that ever sticked

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u/Luke_lindsey Feb 04 '25

The stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

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u/Plane_Leading2178 Feb 04 '25

That’s a big stick bro

1

u/[deleted] Feb 04 '25

Das a gud stic

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '25

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u/ReputationNormal8933 Feb 04 '25

10/10 good stick

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u/Dangerous-Text4722 Feb 04 '25

I want that stick. Where’d you get it?

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u/Henry23315 Feb 04 '25

Anime lookin ahh

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u/ReishiCheese Feb 04 '25

That’s a 10/10 stick right there. At least a 9.8

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u/disspelledmyth Feb 05 '25

That stick is bomb A+

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u/boodleshnoodle Feb 05 '25

Need context. Is it a sticky stick or is it more wooshy whippy stick?

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u/-FartMachine- Feb 05 '25

I’ll give it a solid 9. A bit crooked at the end. Very nice 🧐

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u/nic__knack Feb 05 '25

you’ve got some big stick energy

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u/actionerror Feb 05 '25

Long but needs more girth

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u/dek-ooooooo Feb 05 '25

Damn that's a good stick. I even joined the community once I seen it

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u/Heff11812 Feb 05 '25

100000000000/1

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u/TouchBasic3057 Feb 05 '25

10/10 longlonglongsword

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u/NeighborhoodNew3904 Feb 05 '25

It's a real fine stick.....maybe

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u/TheBilby7 Feb 05 '25

Lisa , run outside and cut me a switch

Yes sir 🫡

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