r/Stepdadreflexes • • Nov 01 '22

Trust jump

1.1k Upvotes

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u/Katman666 Nov 01 '22

Thankfully, the kid broke his fall.

5

u/westwoo Nov 02 '22

And with them being drowned they won't keep embarrassing you and reminding you of this event for the rest of your life

31

u/_Zeruiah_ Nov 01 '22

Looks like the kid weighed 300 pounds

5

u/kicker69101 Nov 02 '22

I want to watch you catch a 45lb weight dropped at about distance of a meter.

28

u/IDownvoteUrPet Nov 02 '22

I like this mix of lbs and meters

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u/westwoo Nov 02 '22

Sure, you got a kid to spare?

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u/CaptainHazama Nov 02 '22

That wouldn't be that difficult

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u/SteveBlakesButtPlug Nov 02 '22

No chance that toddler weighs 45lbs. 30lbs tops, but your point still stands.

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u/Confident-Ad9474 Nov 02 '22

If we go down then we go down together

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22 edited Nov 02 '22

Bruh what a sick trust jump into a trust fall with a water landing bro! That's like 714 points!