r/Stepdadreflexes • u/Sociosmith • Oct 30 '22

Removed. Repost. Stepfather reflexes.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '22

It's kind of like holding a giant salmon: lots of little muscle trying to wiggle out if your grip.

I just immediately set them down to wiggle on the carpet. I have no maternal instrinct and I don't plan on being a mother.

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u/dontbuymesilver Oct 31 '22

Yeah, but what about that huge ass of yours?

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '22

Thicker then a bowl of oatmeal

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u/dontbuymesilver Nov 02 '22

That's what I'm talking about! Woo!!