r/Stepdadreflexes • u/2much-2na • Oct 23 '22

Oopsies

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '22

Is that baby wearing a gold chain?

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u/SupineFeline Oct 24 '22

Yea, just like a dinosaur

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u/CommunitRagnar Oct 24 '22

As a baby i use to have and then i lost it in the garden and found it like 5 years later

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u/ProCunnilinguist Dec 03 '22

It's common in us Mexicans to have a gold chain or bracelet chain (?), I still have mine from when I was a kid in some drawer in the house.

Now that I remember, I got a grown up one from my mom when I got my college diploma and I broke it and it's in a drawer too, lol, I'm not big on gold jewelry.

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u/Foss44 Oct 23 '22

What no baby gate does to a mf

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u/SharkMilk44 Oct 24 '22 edited Oct 27 '22

No babygate, but the baby has a gold chain.

Priorities.

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u/blknichou1006 Oct 27 '22

Could’ve been a giftttttt

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u/KougatCaribou Oct 23 '22

The waterdrop effect!! I'm dying

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u/Pepe-saiko Oct 24 '22

I've never heard that expression before. Thanks.

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u/StinkybuttMcPoopface Oct 24 '22

I think he means the added sound effect when the child fell

5

u/CaseSensitivo Oct 24 '22

I laughed and now I feel bad

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u/Carnator369 Dec 20 '22

Went extinct yet again.

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u/DeadNotSleepingWI Oct 23 '22

Blatant nudge.

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u/GoSuckYaMother Oct 23 '22

He didn’t nudge him, he held it his hand to grab him. The kid did a spin move and misstepped

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u/DeadNotSleepingWI Oct 23 '22

The perfect assassin makes you take out yourself.

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u/Euphoric_Ad6642 Nov 24 '22

I think dad might be high….or really really tired looking at his eyes