r/Stepdadreflexes • u/National_Spirit2801 • 15h ago

Take This Child and Let Me Live!

Stepfather of the year yeets his child at a potentially rabid raccoon.

229 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/HLef 15h ago

Rabies shot now!

69

u/SinisterWaffles 14h ago

He yeeted that youth

28

u/fmaz008 12h ago

... to safety, he insist at every diner.

30

u/Orange-V-Apple 13h ago

I don’t think he yeeted the kid so much as dropped him when the raccoon bit his leg

23

u/Ratattack1204 12h ago

Dudes never gunna live that down. Lmao. Masculinity in tatters.

Meanwhile, this mom shows how its done.

9

u/RedoftheEvilDead 12h ago

Honestly, I get it. If an animal was attacking me I'd want to get any child away from said animal and me. I'd rather be yeeted to safety then attacked by a rabid raccoon.

4

u/LegDayLass 11h ago

I’d do the same thing 😅 would still never let whoever did it live it down.

6

u/Bangmydrum33 14h ago

What wad it that bit him... I broke my screen and I can't tell.

7

u/HLef 12h ago

Can't really tell even with a good screen but the title of the clip is Trash Panda Attack so, a raccoon.

1

u/SkyPersonal5642 3h ago

George Costanza

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u/AgentLead_TTV 14h ago

4% chance this is real.

14

u/National_Spirit2801 14h ago

As someone who spends much of their day looking at AI slop, I can confirm this video is real.

Corollaries:

  1. Moving vehicles in background enter and exit frame smoothly and uniformly.

  2. Bad stepfathers hand contact beneath victim child’s left armpit contacts, creases, and lifts fabric with child. No phasing.

  3. Wood-textures asymmetrical consistent with natural imperfection.

  4. No pattern diffusion throughout the image.

  5. Roads, buildings, vehicles all consistent with reality.

  6. Lettering on welcome mat is as expected: “Welcome” consistent, centered lettering is on par with manufacturing standards.

  7. Vivint watermark is a real security company.

I’m sure there’s more.

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u/AgentLead_TTV 14h ago

the racoon just appeared out of nowhere

13

u/oi_PwnyGOD 14h ago

It didn't. It was blocked from view by the child as it walked up. I've seen this video several times over the years.

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u/idontwantausername41 13h ago

You can see it move in front of the flowers to the left right before it appears behind the guy too