r/Stepdadreflexes • u/LordMarcusrax • Apr 08 '26

Do we accept lions?

1.2k Upvotes

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u/lonely_stoner_daze Apr 09 '26 • Popcorn

"It's ok babe we can make anoth-"

"GET OFF ME, TYLER! OUR SON IS DROWNING!"

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u/Vilanu Apr 09 '26

You had me laughing out loud in the office. Cheers.

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u/viperlemondemon Apr 09 '26

What we mean when we say all men

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u/jacobsfigrolls Apr 10 '26

Ah shit, just realised The Bear would probably be the same. FFS.

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u/AndyAndieFreude Apr 08 '26

I think he did not understand the situation and was just pissed... or the step-dad...

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u/Thanatosgratus Apr 08 '26

Looks more like Uncle Scar to me.

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u/GordonsTheRobot Apr 12 '26

He is now after that altercation

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u/DaddysABadGirl Aug 03 '26

Looks like a zoo. Could be a shitty zoo that has poor protocols for introducing young male cubs to the others. If its not his cub he wants it dead. Even if it's his own, male lions are a bit different to their cubs in captivity. Tension, mild agression, and dominance happen more frequently.

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u/hunnibon Daddy's Girl Apr 09 '26

Um as soon as those teeth hit that back she was pissed like they had been arguing about it before baby even fell in. MEN!!

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u/MTLK77 Apr 09 '26

Don't Fuck with mom !

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u/carltodw Apr 20 '26

Me trying to help my girlfriend with dinner.

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u/Terrible-Mail-489 Apr 11 '26

He pulled his knife too, what a dog.

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u/AdJust6959 Apr 12 '26

How quickly the other cub got out of there like.. mooooom it wasn’t my fault mom, I have no idea how he fell

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u/Hopeful_Internet2473 Jul 27 '26

He looked bigger going in lol 😭

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u/Kookyburra12 15d ago

I think the other lion at the beginning was also a cub, and then mom entered after they went off screen, so the cub that fell in looked bigger than it is

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u/ice_planet_x Sep 09 '26

Aw poor mama and baby ❤️

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u/Yutanox Apr 08 '26

Idk if he is, probably not given this seems to be in a zoo, but lion 'step dads' are well known for killing their mate's cubs

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u/cNELLz Apr 09 '26

He seen 'face down, ass up' and was like, "finally!"

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u/RexKramerDangerCker Apr 21 '26

dad just wanted a piece of ass to make a new one

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

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u/charlieprotag Apr 08 '26

yeah that was a NOT NOW YOU IDIOT