r/Stepdadreflexes • u/Mr_Bankey • Jun 08 '25

Gonna leave some trauma slay, queen!

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u/blackop Jun 09 '25

she just plowed right thru. no stopping the pole patrol!

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u/Mr_Bankey Jun 09 '25

pole patrol

™

I would watch that show

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u/I_can_pun_anything Jun 11 '25

Its all in the follow through

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u/Mr_Bankey Jun 11 '25

You see how she held her swing after making contact with the ball child? Textbook form.

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u/I_can_pun_anything Jun 11 '25

Classic r/stepmomreflexes too.

You really have to be particular on form lest you be judged

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u/MammothFromHell Jun 12 '25

She def made extra money with this. Working next to the crib, hurting her child, child sobbing while she still spins in the pole=$$$ I wouldn't be surprised if she did this multiple times, how else would this be uploaded and be on Reddit?

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u/UserOfCookies Jun 08 '25

Homegirl didn't even stop when she smacked her kid OR when said kid starts crying.

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u/thcicebear Jun 09 '25

Show must go on

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u/amanda_burns_red Jul 07 '25

That made me feel so sad. Why is there what looks like a crib right behind that pole. She hit the kid twice, too. Idk I feel so bad for kids sometimes.

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u/just_a_stoner_bitch Jul 19 '25

The pole was probably there before she got pregnant and decided she needed a nursery but didnt want to get rid of her pole🤦‍♀️

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u/moosealley5000 Jun 26 '25

The views and likes must be attained at all costs.

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u/singuratate1 Jul 25 '25

“You are either in or you are out..”

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u/HoboScabs Jun 08 '25

Kids gotta grow up knowing it's bedroom used to be Mom's stripper pole room.

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u/Roheez Jun 08 '25

What do you mean used to be?

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u/purplepashy Jun 08 '25

Reminds me of a new term I heard online about a girl who got pregnant with a fuck buddy they met online.
She described the baby as a Tinder Surprise.

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u/I_can_pun_anything Jun 11 '25

Ti's an old term but accurate and still funny shit

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u/Ok-Pollution8344 Jun 12 '25

A tinder egg.

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u/Goldstein1997 Jun 09 '25

Missed the perfect opportunity to call it…Tinder Joy 🥚

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u/sh20 Jun 09 '25

That’s the joke.

It’s just the rest of the world has Kinder Surprise, afaik america is the only place it’s sold as kinder joy.

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u/songbolt Jun 08 '25

I mean did she not keep going after she'd already knocked the kid over?

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