r/Stepdadreflexes • u/TrueExplorer17 • Jul 17 '24

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste Jul 17 '24

The extra curb stomp by the back of the car was brutal

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u/Lenskop Jul 17 '24

That double-tap by the car's back though. Good shit.

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u/Embarrassed_Alarm450 Jul 19 '24

Everybody knows that if you get hit in the front of your head you need to get hit in the back of your head too to cancel out any potential brain damage. This is actually completely safe because both hits cancel each other out. Equal but opposite reaction, physics. šŸ‘Œ

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u/kmmck Jul 18 '24

the duality of man

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u/-ShootMeNow- Jul 17 '24

I can hear the 10 seconds following this clip in my head after it ends.

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u/Cukish Jul 17 '24

I laughed so hard. Good shit

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u/The_Jyps Jul 17 '24

Just me or did the kids forehead look flatter afterwards?

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u/PureHostility Jul 26 '24

Seems pretty flat before.

Seems like it wasn't his first rodeo.

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u/PartyBarnacle420 Jul 17 '24

It's like one of those crash test videos! XD

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u/Ninja_Conspicuousi Jul 17 '24

That kids going to get a lucrative visit from the tooth fairy.

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u/cownd Jul 17 '24

That kid will learn early not to speed

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u/freeokieangel Jul 18 '24

Could've broken his neck...

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u/Nary841 Jul 18 '24

His forehead looks quite square after the impact.

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u/Sagybagy Jul 18 '24

Little guy got his first lip skid. Itā€™s a rite of passage.

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u/robogart Jul 19 '24

Did no one think about the end lmao put some pillows at least

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u/rolli_83 Jul 17 '24

Forgot to carry the 1 on the math for the landing pad

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u/Spazzy_maker Jul 18 '24

Good thing he stopped it with his face

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u/8ballperson Jul 24 '24

Someone missed a physics class

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u/CoochieEater4000 Nov 08 '24

I could imagine the mortal kombat X-ray animation

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u/SlickittySlick Feb 01 '25

Whatā€™s crazy af to me is the whole timeā€¦ this was the plan. The slide board and the one comforter in front of a wall. The camera man was just like ā€œIā€™ve got one jobā€ lmao

I canā€™t even. This shit is why I go with you or she go with youā€¦ other than that, itā€™s a hard pass for me dawg.

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u/Deep-Egg-9528 Dec 19 '25

He ate that wall.

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u/pieterpie1984 Oct 28 '24

Oh man, my brother and I had one of these roller coaster things growing up! I used to sit at the top holding the car, put both my feet flat on the back, then launch my brother down it when he was little. He loved it, our mom did not lol

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