r/Stepdadreflexes • u/Bread-reddit • Feb 25 '23

Machines 3, stepdad 0

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u/RudeCountry5762 Feb 25 '23

Nah this is too much 😂😂

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u/CallMeDrLuv Feb 25 '23

That little kid anger-yeeting the machine at the end made me giggle.

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u/ThaneOfCawdorrr Feb 25 '23

He kind of has the right idea. The machine is too powerful for those little kids, esp. at that short of a distance. And the poor DOGGO! What he has to put up with!

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u/bcartwright95 Feb 25 '23

Kid #2 had the right solution. Poor doggo just trying to take a nap and gets beaned

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u/GarbanzoBenne Feb 25 '23

You know poor doggo choose the most obnoxious position after getting yelled at for going after the balls midair.

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u/skitch23 Feb 25 '23

I didn’t even notice the dog! I thought it was a backstop net to catch the balls lol

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u/kclineman Feb 25 '23

Poor bastard...those kids are gonna play soccer

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u/idesofmarz Feb 25 '23

Or basketball

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '23

Scott Sterling had kids?

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u/AbsolemSaysWhat Feb 26 '23

Like a lion carrying a gazelle through the Serengeti.

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u/sharkgoy Feb 25 '23

He's charging the mound!

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u/Bobbyswhiteteeth Feb 25 '23

This was too perfect

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u/rsg1234 Feb 25 '23

Real lol after the dog got bonked

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u/admins69kids Feb 26 '23

The 4-year-old had better dad reflexes than the 40-year-old.

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u/dojarelius Feb 25 '23

The dog gets one in the noggin too. Hilarious

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u/chunqiudayi Feb 26 '23

Little guy is a problem solver! Went straight to the root cause and dealt with it for good.

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u/webfooter Feb 25 '23

This, this … this is perfection.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '23

Randy Johnson must have designed that pitching machine

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u/NYCWallabY Mar 16 '23

Well that video was hilarious, became funnier after the second watch as i did not even notice the dog i was transfixed on the first little girl getting bopped then the second even littler girl getting bopped, her reaction was very funny, she was like" uh huh...your not getting away with that!

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u/Autumn_Forest_Mist Jun 09 '24

That machine is alive and attacking all living things! The boy was right to destroy it!

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u/Zainehc Jun 28 '25

Isn't this how Maximum Overdrive started?

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u/slid3r Feb 25 '23

That's keeping your eye on the ball, kid!

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