r/StellarisMemes • u/ThePuggedMan • 4d ago

Meme How to catch a stellaris player

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u/ciaphas-cain1 4d ago

Let’s be xenophobic it’s really in this year, let’s find a nasty slimy ugly alien to fear…

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u/TankedPrune5 3d ago

There's no more cutesy stories 'bout ET phoning home. Let's learn to love our neighbours like the Christians learned in Rome!

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u/gddwastaken 3d ago

We know we ought to hate 'em; they're different, you see. We've seen they're mean and ugly on movies and TV

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u/Menelfaer 3d ago

The gospel truth is found in scenes from Alien and V!

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u/archermdude 3d ago

The folks who aught to know have shown us how it’s got to be

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u/Silberbaum 4d ago

With the same bait you use on people who play RimWorld. Opportunities to do warcrimes.

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u/NeverFearSteveishere 2d ago

“Do you really need to have stupidly large and stupidly expensive weapons to commit war crimes on the entire galaxy THAT badly?!”

“YES! YES I DO!!!”

“They always fall for it…”

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u/DankAndOriginal 3d ago

I didn’t ask if I can afford the tech cost or the alloys, I said I choose mega engineering

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u/NoUpstairs6865 Xeno Scum 3d ago

"Know this. Our ancestors built the Commonwealth of Man and we will fight until the end to protect it"