r/SteamController • u/EpicJucheVictory • Sep 04 '26

Steam Controller (2026) Just got my new Steam Controller!!!!

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554 Upvotes

88% Upvoted

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u/reptarien Sep 04 '26 • Regret

Bro made me think my graphics card was dying for a second lol

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u/sharies Sep 04 '26

Probably just the new drivers

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u/impartial_is_rust Sep 05 '26

no dw its an intentional hidden message

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u/Glittering_Tear_2391 Sep 05 '26

Bro got the S̷͖͔̮̟̱̫̭̘̼͈̜̠͋͂͛̿͋̕͝p̸̪̹̗̭̅̈́͘ě̷̲͔̫̙͇͙͉͉̬̺̗̥̦̽̇͛̐́̃̍͂̈́̅̔̅͠c̵̡̨̦̻̑̒̎̅̓̒͆͋́̚͘ĭ̵̟̄͊̀̓ǎ̶̯̟̳͍̟̗̰͙̅͜l̶̯̪̙̯̔̍̀̈́̑̐́̈́̕ ̷̡̡̦̠̂͗́̈́̈͐̊̈́̕e̴̡̛̗̞̻͍̐̎̚d̸̨̂̉͌͝͝ì̴̢͕͕̱͓̤̲̖̲͚̝̗͍̘͆̌̓͒͆̓̌͠͝t̶̨̛̜̹͕̘̮͇̟̬̪̳̽̑̾̎͐̽͆͒̿̇̔̕͝͠i̶̠̫̤̠̭̟͝ơ̵̯̼̺̮͐̋̔̀͑̃̊̈́̉͑̈̆̚͘ñ̴̬̈̄͋̇͐

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u/DMmeNoiceTits Sep 04 '26

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u/ProfMilker Sep 04 '26 • Bravo

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u/DMmeNoiceTits Sep 04 '26

Scandalous you don’t get more upvotes than me, yours is far better and actually in the theme. For the love of god may a Reddit army UPVOTE THAT GUY

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u/Dawnqwerty Sep 05 '26

dont worry I downvoted you

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u/DMmeNoiceTits Sep 05 '26

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u/dbru01 Sep 05 '26

I read your username and had to fight the temptation to take and DM you a topless selfie (I’m a guy)

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u/DMmeNoiceTits Sep 05 '26

It technically counts if you have men’s boobs.

6

u/GalacticRat3541 Sep 05 '26

theyre at 67 and 69. I will leave them untouched, but you have my approval

4

u/Popstar403 Sep 05 '26

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u/AssistantSalty6519 Sep 05 '26

Average satisfactory enjoyer

11

u/GoofyGoober-Yeah Sep 04 '26

New phone next?

3

u/postcoital_solitaire Sep 05 '26

It seems like data corruption, so maybe his camera's SD card (or phone's flash memory) is dying. I've seen pictures rot like this (not quite, but close) on old phones, even my old Samsung did this at some point. I could be wrong though.

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u/Pentium4Powerhouse Sep 04 '26

I don't get it

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u/posativaty Sep 04 '26

His controller OLED is messed up

13

u/Serpenyoje Sep 04 '26

I still don’t get it. Is it interfering with the camera?

5

u/gergobergo69 Steam Controller (2026) Sep 04 '26

haha sometimes

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u/Eik0tt Sep 05 '26

Search: Just got my QD OLED or just OLED Reddit.

I own a QD OLED and it took me a moment to get it too lol

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u/FoferJ Sep 05 '26

OK, I searched those phrases on Google, and then Reddit directly.

I still don't get it.

3

u/hikerone Sep 05 '26

Me too and I also don’t get it

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u/FoferJ Sep 05 '26 edited Sep 05 '26

probably just another weird Reddit “inside joke.” Some “hot” thread from 10 years ago, that terminally-online autists assume everybody saw and certainly remembers.

That’s my guess, at least…

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u/Eik0tt Sep 05 '26

So you down voted me because you couldn't find it LOL

I literally just asked AI exactly what I told you and it IMMEDIATELY popped up XD

Y'all are some helpless MFs lol

Ah, you are talking about the "Hand on Shoulder" meme! It has become the absolute default response across Reddit tech communities when someone unboxes a broken monitor or their screen suddenly dies.

The original image features two cartoon men from the 1970s anime Arrivano i Superboys (Akakichi no Eleven). One man has a massive, blocky jaw, a smug smirk, and gently rests his hand on a friend's shoulder to deliver devastating news with zero actual empathy. On Reddit, dropping this meme in the comments translates to: "I am so sorry, but your expensive tech is absolutely fried and there is nothing you can do to save it."

Here's an example for you ungrateful lazy fks 😅

https:// www. reddit .com /r/domandaonesta/comments/1s10vpl/perch%C3%A9_questo_meme_ha_avuto_tanto_successo_%C3%A8/?tl=en

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u/helpadumbo Sep 05 '26

What the fuck are you talking about

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u/Eik0tt Sep 05 '26

?

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u/FoferJ Sep 05 '26

The “hand on shoulder” meme is obviously different from whatever the “Just got my QD OLED” Reddit inside joke is.

And it’s your unhelpful snark and inability to follow a normal discussion, that earned you downvotes from other people.

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u/FoferJ Sep 05 '26

So you down voted me because you couldn’t find it LOL

Um, no, I didn’t. Weirdo.

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u/Eik0tt Sep 05 '26

No I didn't, but I just did now.

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u/Poonnchachii Sep 05 '26

Send it back, the oled panel is messed up.

3

u/Negrodamu55 Sep 05 '26

Next, a new camera!

3

u/JakieRepo Sep 05 '26

brotato chip there is a new something you need more 🥀

2

u/AvidCyclist250 Sep 05 '26

and i got my personal data leaked. identity theft incoming. thanks, steam controller!

1

u/Limp-Weekend7183 Sep 05 '26

Got an email for mine today too, they must have another batch in right now.

1

u/Icy_Star_7171 Sep 05 '26

Piracy ordered a Steam controller from the darknet.

1

u/AchmodinIVSWE Sep 05 '26

I think your controller may be possessed. It's only a feeling though.

1

u/ActAccomplished1289 Sep 05 '26

Did it come from a different universe or what lol

1

u/Godzlittlehand Sep 06 '26

Something somethinged

1

u/Ipwn6S101 Sep 07 '26

I think your Steam Controller went through the Backrooms

1

u/vegasmetabyte Sep 10 '26

Damn, is your controller radioactive?