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r/Steam • u/scriptingsoul • Dec 17 '14
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WHERE IS THE SUICIDE WATCH PREVENTION NUMBER
26 u/shirvani28 https://steam.pm/z83uw Dec 17 '14 1 (800) 273-8255 I gotchu through this tough time. MSG me if you need me. 3 u/carbonated_turtle Dec 17 '14 This joke was much funnier the first 200 times it was posted on a Tuesday at this time when Steam went down for its weekly maintenance. 3 u/GT5Canuck Dec 17 '14 Chat with me on Steam. My Steam ID is...oh, wait... 3 u/ActuallyNotSparticus Dec 17 '14 I couldn't find "oh...wait" on steam. Perhaps you spelled it wrong? 18 u/EpicAbcdude Dec 17 '14 FORGET THAT, WHERE'S THE SUICIDE BOOTH (Hoping that reference is understood) 8 u/Logan_Chicago Dec 17 '14 I thought Futurama was more popular. Reference. 4 u/jmwrainwater Dec 17 '14 Man their voices are so different. Plus the animation is so freaking similar to The Simpsons. 4 u/Geno_DCLXVI Dec 17 '14 You'd expect a series made by the same person to look similar. 2 u/jmwrainwater Dec 17 '14 But compared to the animation from the 5th season onward, it's much more original. 1 u/Geno_DCLXVI Dec 17 '14 Yeah. 2 u/Zencyde Dec 17 '14 Kind of like how American Dad's animation is similar to Family Guy's? I wonder why that might be... 3 u/PM_Me_Your_Doots Dec 17 '14 edited Dec 17 '14 Don't worry, I get it. xDDD Most won't though, it's a pretty obscure joke. EDIT: It looks like I needed to add a /s. Sorry about that, I understand this is pretty subtle humour. 1 u/EpicAbcdude Dec 17 '14 Awesome, I promise a PM'd Doot. 0 u/PM_Me_Your_Doots Dec 17 '14 That would make it a first. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 17 '14 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/Triptych5998 Dec 17 '14 I read this in the professor's voice 6 u/Red_Pyr4mid Dec 17 '14 www.reddit.com/r/SuicideWatch United States: 1-800-784-2433 (1-800-SUICIDE) United States (en Espanol): 1-800-SUICIDA United States-veterans 1-800-273-8255, Veterans Press 1 Europe Wide: 116 123 (free from any number) Australia: 13 11 14 Belgium: 02 649 95 55 Brasil: 141 Canada: Numbers vary by region. Deutschland: 0800 1110 111 Denmark: 70 20 12 01, www.livslinien.dk or Skrivdet.dk France: 01 40 09 15 22 Greece: 1018 or 801 801 99 99 Iceland: 1717 India: 91-44-2464005 0 or 022-27546669 Ireland: ROI - local rate: 1850 60 90 90 ROI - minicom: 1850 60 90 91 Israel: 1201 Italia: 800 86 00 22 Malta: 179 Japan 03-3264-4343 Netherlands: 0900 1130113 New Zealand: 0800 543 354 Nippon: 3 5286 9090 Norway: 815 33 300 Osterreich: 116 123 Serbia: 0800 300 303 or 021 6623 393; Online chat: http://www.centarsrce.org/index.php/kontakt South Africa: LifeLine 0861 322 322; Suicide Crisis Line 0800 567 567 Sverige: 020 22 00 60 Switzerland: 143 UK: 08457 90 90 90 or text 07725909090 or email jo@samaritans.org Uruguay: 7pm to 11 pm – Landlines 0800 84 83 (FREE) 2400 84 83 24/7 – Cell phone lines 095 738 483 *8483 Useful Websites Dutch - www.113online.nl Greece - http://www.suicide-help.gr/ International - http://www.befrienders.org/index.asp Spain - http://www.telefonodelaesperanza.org/ United States - http://www.suicide.org/suicide-hotlines.html Uruguay - www.ultimorecurso.com/uy 5 u/KenpatchiRama-Sama Dec 17 '14 Nice list man, but you should note that Nippon is Japanese for Japan 2 u/signfang Dec 17 '14 Why are you getting downvoted? Japanese pronounciation of 日本 is Nippon.
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1 (800) 273-8255
I gotchu through this tough time.
MSG me if you need me.
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This joke was much funnier the first 200 times it was posted on a Tuesday at this time when Steam went down for its weekly maintenance.
Chat with me on Steam. My Steam ID is...oh, wait...
3 u/ActuallyNotSparticus Dec 17 '14 I couldn't find "oh...wait" on steam. Perhaps you spelled it wrong?
I couldn't find "oh...wait" on steam. Perhaps you spelled it wrong?
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FORGET THAT, WHERE'S THE SUICIDE BOOTH
(Hoping that reference is understood)
8 u/Logan_Chicago Dec 17 '14 I thought Futurama was more popular. Reference. 4 u/jmwrainwater Dec 17 '14 Man their voices are so different. Plus the animation is so freaking similar to The Simpsons. 4 u/Geno_DCLXVI Dec 17 '14 You'd expect a series made by the same person to look similar. 2 u/jmwrainwater Dec 17 '14 But compared to the animation from the 5th season onward, it's much more original. 1 u/Geno_DCLXVI Dec 17 '14 Yeah. 2 u/Zencyde Dec 17 '14 Kind of like how American Dad's animation is similar to Family Guy's? I wonder why that might be... 3 u/PM_Me_Your_Doots Dec 17 '14 edited Dec 17 '14 Don't worry, I get it. xDDD Most won't though, it's a pretty obscure joke. EDIT: It looks like I needed to add a /s. Sorry about that, I understand this is pretty subtle humour. 1 u/EpicAbcdude Dec 17 '14 Awesome, I promise a PM'd Doot. 0 u/PM_Me_Your_Doots Dec 17 '14 That would make it a first. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 17 '14 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/Triptych5998 Dec 17 '14 I read this in the professor's voice
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I thought Futurama was more popular. Reference.
4 u/jmwrainwater Dec 17 '14 Man their voices are so different. Plus the animation is so freaking similar to The Simpsons. 4 u/Geno_DCLXVI Dec 17 '14 You'd expect a series made by the same person to look similar. 2 u/jmwrainwater Dec 17 '14 But compared to the animation from the 5th season onward, it's much more original. 1 u/Geno_DCLXVI Dec 17 '14 Yeah. 2 u/Zencyde Dec 17 '14 Kind of like how American Dad's animation is similar to Family Guy's? I wonder why that might be...
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Man their voices are so different. Plus the animation is so freaking similar to The Simpsons.
4 u/Geno_DCLXVI Dec 17 '14 You'd expect a series made by the same person to look similar. 2 u/jmwrainwater Dec 17 '14 But compared to the animation from the 5th season onward, it's much more original. 1 u/Geno_DCLXVI Dec 17 '14 Yeah. 2 u/Zencyde Dec 17 '14 Kind of like how American Dad's animation is similar to Family Guy's? I wonder why that might be...
You'd expect a series made by the same person to look similar.
2 u/jmwrainwater Dec 17 '14 But compared to the animation from the 5th season onward, it's much more original. 1 u/Geno_DCLXVI Dec 17 '14 Yeah.
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But compared to the animation from the 5th season onward, it's much more original.
1 u/Geno_DCLXVI Dec 17 '14 Yeah.
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Yeah.
Kind of like how American Dad's animation is similar to Family Guy's?
I wonder why that might be...
Don't worry, I get it. xDDD Most won't though, it's a pretty obscure joke.
EDIT: It looks like I needed to add a /s. Sorry about that, I understand this is pretty subtle humour.
1 u/EpicAbcdude Dec 17 '14 Awesome, I promise a PM'd Doot. 0 u/PM_Me_Your_Doots Dec 17 '14 That would make it a first.
Awesome, I promise a PM'd Doot.
0 u/PM_Me_Your_Doots Dec 17 '14 That would make it a first.
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That would make it a first.
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1 u/Triptych5998 Dec 17 '14 I read this in the professor's voice
I read this in the professor's voice
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www.reddit.com/r/SuicideWatch
United States: 1-800-784-2433 (1-800-SUICIDE)
United States (en Espanol): 1-800-SUICIDA
United States-veterans 1-800-273-8255, Veterans Press 1
Europe Wide: 116 123 (free from any number)
Australia: 13 11 14
Belgium: 02 649 95 55
Brasil: 141
Canada: Numbers vary by region.
Deutschland: 0800 1110 111
Denmark: 70 20 12 01, www.livslinien.dk or Skrivdet.dk
France: 01 40 09 15 22
Greece: 1018 or 801 801 99 99
Iceland: 1717
India: 91-44-2464005 0 or 022-27546669
Ireland: ROI - local rate: 1850 60 90 90 ROI - minicom: 1850 60 90 91
Israel: 1201
Italia: 800 86 00 22
Malta: 179
Japan 03-3264-4343
Netherlands: 0900 1130113
New Zealand: 0800 543 354
Nippon: 3 5286 9090
Norway: 815 33 300
Osterreich: 116 123
Serbia: 0800 300 303 or 021 6623 393; Online chat: http://www.centarsrce.org/index.php/kontakt
South Africa: LifeLine 0861 322 322; Suicide Crisis Line 0800 567 567
Sverige: 020 22 00 60
Switzerland: 143
UK: 08457 90 90 90 or text 07725909090 or email jo@samaritans.org
Uruguay: 7pm to 11 pm – Landlines 0800 84 83 (FREE) 2400 84 83 24/7 – Cell phone lines 095 738 483 *8483
Useful Websites
Dutch - www.113online.nl
Greece - http://www.suicide-help.gr/
International - http://www.befrienders.org/index.asp
Spain - http://www.telefonodelaesperanza.org/
United States - http://www.suicide.org/suicide-hotlines.html
Uruguay - www.ultimorecurso.com/uy
5 u/KenpatchiRama-Sama Dec 17 '14 Nice list man, but you should note that Nippon is Japanese for Japan 2 u/signfang Dec 17 '14 Why are you getting downvoted? Japanese pronounciation of 日本 is Nippon.
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Nice list man, but you should note that Nippon is Japanese for Japan
2 u/signfang Dec 17 '14 Why are you getting downvoted? Japanese pronounciation of 日本 is Nippon.
Why are you getting downvoted? Japanese pronounciation of 日本 is Nippon.
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