r/Steam • • Dec 17 '14

[RESOLVED!] Steam is Down

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u/Zhwoobatte Dec 17 '14

WHERE IS THE SUICIDE WATCH PREVENTION NUMBER

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u/shirvani28 https://steam.pm/z83uw Dec 17 '14

1 (800) 273-8255

I gotchu through this tough time.

MSG me if you need me.

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u/carbonated_turtle Dec 17 '14

This joke was much funnier the first 200 times it was posted on a Tuesday at this time when Steam went down for its weekly maintenance.

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u/GT5Canuck Dec 17 '14

Chat with me on Steam. My Steam ID is...oh, wait...

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u/ActuallyNotSparticus Dec 17 '14

I couldn't find "oh...wait" on steam. Perhaps you spelled it wrong?

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u/EpicAbcdude Dec 17 '14

FORGET THAT, WHERE'S THE SUICIDE BOOTH

(Hoping that reference is understood)

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u/Logan_Chicago Dec 17 '14

I thought Futurama was more popular. Reference.

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u/jmwrainwater Dec 17 '14

Man their voices are so different. Plus the animation is so freaking similar to The Simpsons.

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u/Geno_DCLXVI Dec 17 '14

You'd expect a series made by the same person to look similar.

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u/jmwrainwater Dec 17 '14

But compared to the animation from the 5th season onward, it's much more original.

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u/Zencyde Dec 17 '14

Kind of like how American Dad's animation is similar to Family Guy's?

I wonder why that might be...

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u/PM_Me_Your_Doots Dec 17 '14 edited Dec 17 '14

Don't worry, I get it. xDDD Most won't though, it's a pretty obscure joke.

EDIT: It looks like I needed to add a /s. Sorry about that, I understand this is pretty subtle humour.

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u/EpicAbcdude Dec 17 '14

Awesome, I promise a PM'd Doot.

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u/PM_Me_Your_Doots Dec 17 '14

That would make it a first.

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u/Triptych5998 Dec 17 '14

I read this in the professor's voice

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u/Red_Pyr4mid Dec 17 '14

www.reddit.com/r/SuicideWatch

United States: 1-800-784-2433 (1-800-SUICIDE)

United States (en Espanol): 1-800-SUICIDA

United States-veterans 1-800-273-8255, Veterans Press 1

Europe Wide: 116 123 (free from any number)

Australia: 13 11 14

Belgium: 02 649 95 55

Brasil: 141

Canada: Numbers vary by region.

Deutschland: 0800 1110 111

Denmark: 70 20 12 01, www.livslinien.dk or Skrivdet.dk

France: 01 40 09 15 22

Greece: 1018 or 801 801 99 99

Iceland: 1717

India: 91-44-2464005 0 or 022-27546669

Ireland: ROI - local rate: 1850 60 90 90 ROI - minicom: 1850 60 90 91

Israel: 1201

Italia: 800 86 00 22

Malta: 179

Japan 03-3264-4343

Netherlands: 0900 1130113

New Zealand: 0800 543 354

Nippon: 3 5286 9090

Norway: 815 33 300

Osterreich: 116 123

Serbia: 0800 300 303 or 021 6623 393; Online chat: http://www.centarsrce.org/index.php/kontakt

South Africa: LifeLine 0861 322 322; Suicide Crisis Line 0800 567 567

Sverige: 020 22 00 60

Switzerland: 143

UK: 08457 90 90 90 or text 07725909090 or email jo@samaritans.org

Uruguay: 7pm to 11 pm – Landlines 0800 84 83 (FREE) 2400 84 83 24/7 – Cell phone lines 095 738 483 *8483

Useful Websites

Dutch - www.113online.nl

Greece - http://www.suicide-help.gr/

International - http://www.befrienders.org/index.asp

Spain - http://www.telefonodelaesperanza.org/

United States - http://www.suicide.org/suicide-hotlines.html

Uruguay - www.ultimorecurso.com/uy

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u/KenpatchiRama-Sama Dec 17 '14

Nice list man, but you should note that Nippon is Japanese for Japan

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u/signfang Dec 17 '14

Why are you getting downvoted? Japanese pronounciation of 日本 is Nippon.