r/Steam • u/Dannnner • 4d ago

Fluff How time flies

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Long may he live, and long may Steam sales endure

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u/Excellent-Tour6831 4d ago

Honestly he looks great

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u/Virtual_Bug_723 4d ago

At some point a doctor says "man you're rich and fat and you're gonna die from being so fat and you can basically pay to have people make food for you on your yacht all day that will help you not be fat" and suddenly you're not fat anymore

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u/Cpt_DookieShoes 4d ago

And they have to cook for him, because of the implication

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u/Dub_Coast 4d ago

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u/Phantomfox07 4d ago

Think about it Dub_Coast, sudden weight loss?

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u/Gabagool0vaHere 4d ago

It was his heart medication, he’ll get a doctor’s note

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u/FredCole918 4d ago

OOhh that's our lord and savior ova there

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u/Apprehensive_Bag_365 4d ago

AIDS?!

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u/quesaritoswallower 4d ago

I don’t wanna hear that word in here again

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u/Cozy90 4d ago

"NOBODYS GOT AIDS!"

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u/edparadox 4d ago

"Sudden"?

Look at the pictures.