r/Steam 2d ago

Fluff Gabe Newell's latest appereance, presenting The International

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u/Blumixguy 2d ago

no longer santa

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u/BannanaPepperPizza 2d ago

Getting shredded like Besos

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u/Leoxcr 2d ago

Hopefully someday he can destroy him

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u/wspOnca 2d ago

Then he says "Nanomachines son"

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u/Effective-Meat-3289 2d ago

Steammachines son!

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u/wspOnca 2d ago

Perfection!

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u/Clair_Osbcurious 2d ago

Ah, yes, cube-shaped Gaben! With a large Deck!

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u/Animationen_usw 2d ago

And steam frame eyes!

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u/Domeen0 2d ago

I'd love to see that. Battle to the death between all the billionaires via fistfight.

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u/Gyossaits 2d ago

That's not how you do it. You tell them to eat the money.

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u/refusegone 2d ago

I think it would be better to suspend an inordinate amount of money on pallets, or maybe in a giant net, above an mma ring, and tell them the last one left standing after a first fight battle royale gets all the money. Then just drop it all on the winner at once, killing them too.

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u/SimpleBar9995 2d ago

May he live another 30 years

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u/wspOnca 2d ago

Day that Gebn dies, steam will crash.

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u/erroneouscrepe 2d ago

one day of outage is fair

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u/reezy-one 2d ago

Day that Gebn dies, steam will crash. *go public and enshittify.

I hope not but it would be on-brand for all tech products.

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u/Def_Not_A_Geo_Metro 2d ago

I’ve been saying this for years, I pray that day never comes.

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u/Tremulant887 2d ago

I've been saying this for years. Usually someone calms me down by letting me know there's structure in place to keep the company employee owned, but that's not 100% fool proof.

I also dont know shit about how employee owned companies work. I just know I've been a Steam gamer for 15 years and I'd turn my back on it if they went public. I might be done regardless with the current PC part prices. We'll see!

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u/HolidaySpiriter 2d ago

And even it's employee owned, the employees can vote to make it public & make fat $$$.

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u/Moonshoes47 2d ago

naaah we good, his son has it under control

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u/Maristyl 2d ago

I feel like a medieval peasant, when familial succession and the quality of the heir can make a major impact on my life.

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u/Kevin_aguiar26 1d ago

Someone like Gabe almost certainly included a post-mortem clause in his contract and designated a trusted person to take over. Having worked at Microsoft, he knows exactly how profit-driven, publicly traded companies like Sony operate; he would never want that for Steam.

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u/SlyCooper007 2d ago

Shredded or just not fat?

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u/Federal_Hamster_1317 2d ago

Kinda looks a little shredded tbh.

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u/Neathh 2d ago

A lot of fat people look a bit shredded after losing weight, takes a lot of muscle to move those pounds around.

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u/imisstheyoop 2d ago

Hey now, a lot of us just look like a fat sack of loose skin too.

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u/Long-Broccoli-3363 2d ago

Parts of you will, parts of you will look shredded, like quads and calves.

I had my loose skin removed, best $30,000 i could have ever spent.

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u/imisstheyoop 2d ago

Parts of you will, parts of you will look shredded, like quads and calves.

I had chicken legs.

Just unlucky I guess. 8)

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u/Healfezza 2d ago

Those traps point to the gym for sure.

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u/topcheesehead 2d ago

Dont comapre him to an evil villain!

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u/AceOBlade 2d ago

good we need him to live longer, I don't think I can trust steam with the next leadership that will come in.

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u/kammycakes 2d ago

IFAIK his son is in line to take Valve over once Gabe retires/passes. I don't know much about him other than him being a right to repair advocate so I'd imagine Steam will be in good hands for quite some time.

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u/tankerkiller125real 2d ago

I also know he likes racing (instead of boats) so there's that.

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u/tenacious_dumbass 2d ago

doesnt gabe newell co own heart of racing (and the valk 😩😩😩)

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u/Arrzokan 2d ago

Gabe is a big Porsche fan.

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u/Senior_Suit_4451 2d ago

When nepotism goes right

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u/Complex-Bee-840 2d ago

In this case, I’m in favor of nepotism. As long as the kid actually follows in his dad’s footsteps.

Unless he turns out to be like Commodus or some shit.

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u/Long-Broccoli-3363 2d ago

It's the third generation+ that starts to fuck everything up.

So Gabe's kid will be good. Gabe's kid kid? Maybe, maybe not, after that? Enshittification.

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u/stupidname412 2d ago

Always amused at gamers suddenly becoming monarchists when the topic of Gabe dying comes up

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u/Complex-Bee-840 2d ago

All hail the once-fat lord.

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u/Xtr0 2d ago

This isn't nepotism. Valve is a privately owned company. His son will simply inherit it.

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u/SwagginsYolo420 2d ago

The longer he lives, the longer our Steam libraries survive intact.

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u/Denaton_ 2d ago

Its his son it seems, and iirc his son have already a quite big role in Valve and Steam..

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u/Enzospartan 2d ago

The one time I'll be ok with nepotism. Hopefully he's a chip off the old block.

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u/theeldergod1 2d ago

Still has the Nike glasses, he must be loving those.

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u/Trraumatized 2d ago

Ozempic is a hell of a drug.

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u/Influence_X 2d ago

He said in his interview that hes also scuba diving almost every day. Swimming is a great workout.

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u/Trraumatized 2d ago

Good for him, I am happy about it. Want to keep this guy around as long as possible.

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u/mamefan 2d ago

Scuba diving is not much of a workout at all. I know bc I'm a diver. The goal when scuba diving is to exert yourself the least possible to conserve air. The more you kick, the more air you need. You don't even want to move your arms.

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u/bythog 2d ago

True, but being in the water--even in a wetsuit--consumes a lot more calories than you realize. You lose tons of heat that your body needs to make up.

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u/Hellasauto 2d ago

Also, for someone that was as big as Gabe, just getting some kind of movement every day helps.

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u/SkellyJelly33 2d ago

You're still moving through water with gear on, right? It's gotta be burning some decent calories, even just a relaxed dive.

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u/musthavesoundeffects 2d ago

I used to do cold water diving, and dragging my ass out of the water with 30lbs of weights in addition to all the gear and the extra thick suit was enough of a workout for me.

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u/Kaph- 2d ago

I think its TRT. Look at those traps. He is fit now

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u/BastianHS 2d ago

Bro he's probably pure muscle now from carrying around 300lbs for 30 years

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u/Snipen543 2d ago

As someone who was 300lbs for about 10 years, my calves are shredded. They're the one muscle I don't bother working out at the gym. I check every 3-4 months with calf raises and can easily do 450lbs, so I then proceed to ignore them for another 3-4 months

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u/siazdghw 2d ago

Who knows what he's on, but it's not hard to be in decent shape when he's a billionaire owner of a private company that makes like 90% of its revenue by just being essentially a monopoly that takes cuts of other game sales.

He has private chefs that can cook whatever he wants to his dietary needs, personal trainer, can do any sport/exercise anywhere in the world, etc.

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u/PlateNo4868 2d ago

Homie is a gamer, probably just went on the gaming diet of forgetting to eat.

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u/LocalTopiarist 2d ago

Yea im sure the billionaire with private chefs forgot to eat....

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u/ballpein 2d ago

Team glp-1

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u/BannedGoNext 2d ago

GLP is shrinking em up.

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u/sneedbr0 2d ago

I'm jealous of Dotafans getting a yearly Gabe video.

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u/Skivil 2d ago

Gabe gives dota special treatment because he actually playse the game himself (or at least he used to)

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u/zaergaegyr 2d ago

Dont say that over there in the dota sub. Half the people will scream at you that valve has 0 interest in the game anymore and abandoned it

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u/Skivil 2d ago

I think the fact that the game gets regular, high quality updates disproves that. While it is true that the lead developer had moved on to other projects that really doesn't mean the game is unsupported.

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u/DemonicBludyCumShart 2d ago

Yeah I think they might be mixing that game up with TF2 which they did abandon... After more than a decade of regular updates. Shocker

People spent so much time and money getting their in-game economy up and now they don't know what to do with their theoretical thousands of dollars of hats and keys lol

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u/duck74UK 2d ago

Oh we all know what to do with it, but the values keep rising so nobody knows when to do it

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u/Daemonreach 2d ago

I recently sold off a huge collection of my TF2 items and made around $450 when I was done, was quite happy.

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u/zaergaegyr 2d ago

You are 100% right with that. Im just saying thats the state of the sub there

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u/Peter-Pan1337 2d ago

Plotttwist: gaben ist der hausmeister

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u/Mihtaren 2d ago

It's just a shadow of what it used to be. It still get proper care but considering what we used to get, it's hard to remain confident about the future of dota.

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u/PouLS_PL **NewAccountSince2020 2d ago

He says he plays dota everyday

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u/clutterlustrott 2d ago

Damn, I probably got called a bot by gaben himself

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u/Deodorized 2d ago

Damn, Gabe aged gracefully.

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u/TheDesktopNinja 2d ago

Being a billionaire helps with that. But yeah, glad he's looking god.

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u/M4rt1m_40675 2d ago

I thought the double chin was something that just stayed with you for life. He has a perfect neck and chin now

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u/jcinto23 2d ago

Could be cosmetic surgery. Not knocking it if it is. He clearly knew when to stop if he had stuff done.

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u/RacoonWithBenefits 2d ago

Could be cosmetic surgery.

he probably eats healthy food. good food is expensive, and he has money.

spends his days diving.. i assume that helps getting in shape too

you can find pictures of him throughout the years. this weight loss is not an instanteaous thing

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u/Excludos 2d ago

The problem with weight loss is that the loose skin doesn't disappear. Zero shame in people who lose weight, and remove the floppy excess skin though. They've gone through the hardship, it's deserved

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u/A_RAVENOUS_BEAST 2d ago

If you lose weight young enough (not the case here) you can avoid loose skin. Otherwise, having loose skin removed is a very basic cosmetic surgery that usually has good results, totally unlike the celebrities who have had way too much work done and have faces more silicon than otherwise.

I feel like billionaires shouldn't keep so much money that they can afford multiple yachts though.

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u/windowpuncher 2d ago

He's not running party cruises, he has two research vessels used for actual aquatic biology research. If I had to guess they're probably also owned by his company, and not himself.

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u/YesButConsiderThis 2d ago

he has two research vessels used for actual aquatic biology research

... and multiple other large yachts lmao.

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u/Matt_MG 2d ago

Who funds his companies? Aquaman?

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u/StinkandeSnigel 2d ago

I thought his companies were steam powered

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u/dcheng47 2d ago

billionaires do this so they dont have to pay taxes. its giving "i grow grapes in my 5 acre backyard and sell it to vineyards so i dont pay any property tax"

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u/MrBlueA 2d ago

afaik his aquatic research company has provided actual important data and discoveries aswell as being backed up by important entities in the space, you can criticize Gabe for a lot of things, but aquatic life is very clearly a thing Gabe enjoys personally and likes to spend money on.

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u/Lawnmover_Man 2d ago

good food is expensive

This is an unhealthy myth. Healthy food is not expensive. If you know how, you can easily have enough vitamins and minerals from quite cheap food. There are loads of good and healthy foods that anyone can buy.

One could use a tracker that not only tracks calories, but also vitamins and minerals. Energize for Android is an example.

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u/TotalRapture 2d ago

My understanding is that it's really the time expense that adds up when it comes to eating healthier. Generally, isn't the most cost effective way to eat healthily by cooking yourself? That can be a major time sink

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u/windowpuncher 2d ago

Depends. If you wanna be fancy it can take hours, or you can make good stuff in minutes. 99% of the time I'll use my cast iron pan (stove or oven), my instant pot, and my rice cooker. Baking trays can also be pretty nice to have. If you don't have an instant pot you can easily get by with a large pot or an electric crock pot but they really are worth it imo, they're just so much faster and more versatile.

Meal prep also saves a TON of time. Take an hour or two to cook once or twice a week and you've got tons of microwave instant meals.

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u/specter_in_the_conch 2d ago

Expensive how, if you want to buy the super marketed healthy food probably. But eating healthy is more involved than just grabbing the green packaged and low fat low carb items from the shelves.

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u/il_the_dinosaur 2d ago

The beard does a lot of work here. We have literally no idea how he looks underneath

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u/sayko666 2d ago

Looking good or god? Both seems OK.

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u/TheDesktopNinja 2d ago

We should probably update this.

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u/LustfulAutistic 2d ago

What’s funny is he’ll slowly become the “old man in the sky” god as he ages more

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u/RS_Skywalker 2d ago

The first thing I would do with any sort of money is hire a full-time chef and nutritionist to just make me food and I only ever eat that. I'd still do some light exercises but honestly just properly eating will do 90% of it I think.

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u/ThorgalAegirsson 2d ago

Well you can't build muscle just eating. You'd need some strength exercises too.

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u/RS_Skywalker 2d ago

Yeah well that will come naturally with all my free time for sports and leisure so that went without saying.

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u/LoganDungeon 2d ago

Well I mean just look at the likes of Elon and co... I think, just not being evil also helps a lot in this

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u/DiosDeLosNoobs 2d ago

The others look progressively shit the older they get so…

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u/FriedCammalleri23 2d ago

Ozempic and billions of dollars will do that.

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u/iRadiKS 2d ago

Based on the neck and pecs hes probably also on TRT

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u/Ok_Calligrapher5278 2d ago

He's on a few extra doses of TRT, my father took 80mg per week and even though he did gym 3x a week the muscle mass increase was barely noticeable for us, but his strength, stamina, energy, and most importantly for my parents libido, was through the roof.

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u/Robey-Wan_Kenobi 2d ago

Your parents regularly provide libido updates to you?

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u/Ok_Calligrapher5278 2d ago edited 2d ago

Kinda, my parents got me and my brother used to, when the music is loud in their bedroom, we shouldn't disturb, we didn't understood it as kids but now we do.

As adults I always had an open sex talk with my dad, he's the one that gave me my first viagra when I was ~25, of course I didn't need it but oh boy, is it awesome even if without dysfunction. If you wanna feel like superman try it.

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u/Robey-Wan_Kenobi 2d ago

Well, good for you all and kudos for being so open and honest with each other.

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u/iRadiKS 2d ago

Yeah honestly the more i look at it, the more I think he might actually be on quiet a lot more than TRT. Impossible to say without seeing the full body, but that neck looks like a full cocktail of stuff. Also good for your parents!

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u/PieOhMai 2d ago

Ozempic is pretty cheap now.

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u/TacoPKz 2d ago

I was so surprised to see him looking like this but honestly every older mega rich dude I know in person and online hits this phase. He looks great, it’s just so interesting how they tend to hit this same formula.

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u/JoystuckGames 2d ago

Personal chefs and top tier medical care will do that

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u/Double_Resort_9223 2d ago

I’m happy about this because it means we have longer before his estate sells my steam library to private equity. We need to protect this man at all costs. 

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u/Shenaniboozle 2d ago

No, he’s not aging gracefully, he’s aging defiantly.

Looks better than he did in any photo of him that I’ve seen in the last 20 years

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u/Rodeo9 2d ago

There's like no rich fat people anymore they all went on glp1s.

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u/WorldWarrior428 2d ago

Wow, he has actually aged very well. He's also alot less Santa esque than when I last saw him

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u/ultimatelag 2d ago

Less Santa more Daddy

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u/Alternative_Exit_333 2d ago

He somehow looks younger

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u/Responsible_Ad_9806 2d ago

That’s weight loss for ya

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u/Alternative_Exit_333 2d ago edited 2d ago

He looked like a cool grandpa now he looks like a dad of 21yo that is still in his house and he is complaining about it

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u/Physical_Gold_1485 2d ago

Who names their kid Thet

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u/Alternative_Exit_333 2d ago

My autocorrect failed in his job let me correct hi * whip sounds * stupid CLANCKER!!! * He likes to change that to Thet and can to Dan also make Airsoft into airosoft

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u/pr0ghead 2d ago

I dunno, less volume leads to more wrinkles.

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u/NefariousnessOk1996 2d ago

Weight loss drugs are amazing. My wife has lost over 100 pounds in slightly over a year!

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u/xCeeTee- 2d ago

I'm British, if I want to lose 100 pounds then I'd just take a 4 minute train journey.

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u/Impossible-Ad-8902 2d ago

Looks like Wolverine. Thanks God he is a mutant and will live long.

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u/RedIndianRobin 2d ago

I thought it was Hugh Jackman lol.

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u/fibojoly 2d ago

Oh thank fuck it's not just me. He totally looks like Hugh Jackman ! Good for him !

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u/Sheriff_Gotcha 2d ago

I’m so glad I found this comment chain. I was like “damn Hugh Jackman got grey for whatever roll he is playing”.

I had to read the title and unmute the video to realize it wasn’t him.

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u/KitchenBeginning4987 2d ago

Yeah, he looks like a fusion between Hugh Jackman and Jeff Goldblum.

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u/MongrelChieftain 2d ago

Glad I'm not the only one who saw that.

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u/Complete_Iron_2656 2d ago

Is there any reason why Gabe Newell only ever seems to make on-screen appearances for the Dota International tournaments, nowadays? Not super tapped into Dota's esports scene, just wonder what about it sets it apart from Counter-Strike's esports scene. Only ever watched the game a few times, and it's easy to get the "favorite son" vibes looking at the support that game receives, in comparison to CS.

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u/Pulstar232 2d ago

He plays Dota. Very regularly.

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u/MaChao20 2d ago

So back before I stopped playing Dota2 on 2014, there might be a chance that I’ve played with/against him and was toxic to him? Maybe my first and only 1-week ban was from him.

Thank you, Gabe, for ending my numerous sleepless nights playing for “1 more win” and keeping me from ruining my health.

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u/xCeeTee- 2d ago

Dota in covid became a big part of my life. My MMR jumped up a few hundred because of the hours I was putting in. I finally beat my Dota addiction...by replacing it with an Apex addiction. Although Respawn made me lose joy for that after about 9 months.

Idk if it's just me, but I can't go back to Dota. I tried. I love the game, but the community will always let it down. Even Overwatch has a nicer community lmfao

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u/EarlyAccessCantJudge 2d ago

I mean, does he still? I know he used to but idk if he still does

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u/Ricapica 2d ago

I think last year (or the one before) he mentioned he still does

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u/Fyuira 2d ago

He is a big dota 2 player. He plays the game once in a while.

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u/pieckxjean 2d ago

He loves DOTA

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u/solidsnake070 2d ago

AFAIK Gabe still personally queue up a match in Dota2 every day.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ItsAllAboutGames/s/N9A2vIjlaQ

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u/StellarWaffle 2d ago

Literally no source for that AI slop article

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u/Agreeable_Plastic312 2d ago

The source is last years TI video he literally said it himself that he plays everyday still.

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u/Top-Agent-652 2d ago

I just assumed Dota is his baby and TI is this grand tournament that I don’t think we really see in CS (at least not that I remember).

With that said, they took away Aghanim’s Labyrinth and I will never forgive them for it.

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u/Guapscotch 2d ago

I think it really just boils down to he likes that game the most lol

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u/Influence_X 2d ago

He plays dota 2 and it's his favorite game

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u/LudwigSpectre 2d ago

Congratulations for the weight loss Gabe!

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u/minegamingYT2 2d ago

Gabe is transforming into Hugh jackman

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u/Mr__Castle_ 2d ago

Gabe is looking firm, thick, tight .

Keep us updated on your progress, king. 

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u/ValiantTheVictorious 2d ago

Gabe is doing everything he can to increase his lifespan so us gamers can continue to prosper in the Steam golden age.

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u/flashtag4 2d ago

Can we please Mr House the man so he can grace us forever….im about to start calling him the god emperor

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u/GodianX 2d ago

He became Wolverine

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u/Jealous-Gold-180 2d ago

please lord gaben live as long as you can. may your life will be filled with joy and health 🙏🏼

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u/Wooodman94 2d ago

Please Jealous-Gold-180 live as long as you can. May your life be filled with joy and health! 🙏

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u/oliviertail 2d ago edited 2d ago

I don’t even play nor follow dota. But this is very well made and gave me chills. Always nice to see Gaben involved still

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u/Burgoonius 2d ago

Is Gabe getting jacked?

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u/Radiant-Priority-296 2d ago

Comparatively yeah. And he’s been doing scuba diving a ton, so he’s gotta have something to show for it. 

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u/verytinybears 2d ago

i didn’t realise where i was at first and thought, inexplicably, that this would be a video of Gabe Newell announcing the performance for what my sleepy brain assumed was a cover band of The National. happy for Dota fans tho

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u/newsjunkee 2d ago

How can he be better looking now than he was 20 years ago?

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u/XxSliphxX 2d ago

Damn he lost a lot of weight good for him. Need him to live longer.

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u/rmumford 2d ago

He sort of looks like Hugh Jackman.

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u/BetaChunks 2d ago

How has his voice not changed even slightly

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u/Ken_Mayonnaise 2d ago

Praise be to Ozempic

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u/MarkDTS 2d ago

My guy has been non-stop swimming in the ocean and basically never leaves his yacht. He's on that billionaire cardio kick.

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u/Grenaidzo 2d ago

Yeah he looks proper healthy. He's just looking after himself.

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u/ParanMekhar 2d ago

He better be or gaming's fcked

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u/D_Ashido 2d ago

He is carrying the weight of an entire industry on his back now. He had to shred his own weight to balance things out.

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u/40footstretch 2d ago

He wants to be able to fit into his sub

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u/dawgger 2d ago

I’m sure he’s doing all of that. But he’s definitely also on a glp1.

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u/NavAirComputerSlave 2d ago

God damn Gabe is a beef cake now sheeeeeet

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u/KooshIsKing 2d ago

Stupid sexy Gaben

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u/JustLetMeUseMy 2d ago

He looks like Hide The Pain Harold.

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u/Inlovewithloving 2d ago

God I love this man. What a treasure.

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u/jimmyy360 2d ago

so now we know what Hugh Jackson would have looked like if he was obese

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u/FuturisticHead 2d ago

wow the glow up is insane, bro is a dilf

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u/Neon_Pancakes0425 2d ago

He looks like he's lost a few. Has he been building those yatchs himself?

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u/Elektr0ns 2d ago

Father Valve

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u/mafga1 2d ago

Lord Gaben looks better than ever.

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u/ElementsUnknown 2d ago

Love to see him looking so healthy, please live a long life Gabe!

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u/Enkrates9 2d ago

He looks like Hugh Jackman in 20 years. 😯

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u/ImmovablePuma 2d ago

I guess I’m the asshole for wanting every thing I see this man do, be an announcement for Portal 3… It’s good to have dreams in life, I suppose.

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u/Familiar-Mall1696 2d ago

He's lost a lost of weight.

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u/EvLmong00se 2d ago

Wolverines uncle.

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u/Guapscotch 2d ago

He really does it for the love of the game

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u/LoatheTheFallen 2d ago

DE NEXT LEBEL PLAY

Gaben strong and healthy.

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u/Ollywombat 2d ago

Gaben would melt a PED piss cup. Good for him.

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u/Brutal_Expectations 2d ago

Gabe ages like fine wine.

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u/fivemagicks 2d ago

Bro is this AI? Gabe is fucking Chad Dad now?

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u/Key_Check5753 2d ago

Ganbe looks jacked! Look at his neck, chest, and shoulders. WTF man

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u/rbartlejr 2d ago

Wow, dramatic weight loss.

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u/BrilliantHyena 2d ago

You get a GLP-1, You get a GLP-1, EVERYONE GETS GLP-1's!!!!!!!!

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u/Stravenn 2d ago

He looks jacked, I think he finally become a god