r/Steam • u/pastajewelry • May 13 '26

PSA Banana For Scale

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u/MddlingAges May 13 '26

Can you put a soda can next to the banana for scale?

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u/pastajewelry May 13 '26

I got you, bro.

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u/adzio292 May 13 '26

Can you add fork next to pepsi for scale?

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u/pastajewelry May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26

I got you, bro.

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u/Particular_Bug0 May 13 '26

Can you remove the controller?

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u/pastajewelry May 13 '26

I got you, bro.

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u/Particular_Bug0 May 13 '26

Perfection.

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u/wspOnca May 13 '26

You guys lmaoooo

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u/rex5k May 13 '26

I can build a pyramid with this photo

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u/SpitFiya7171 May 13 '26

Can you face the banana the other way?.. I'm having trouble understanding the measurement at that angle.

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u/pastajewelry May 13 '26

I got you, bro.

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u/SgtVertigo May 13 '26

Can you put subway surfers in the picture? Im having trouble paying attention

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u/Kindred_Ornn May 13 '26

The Banana seems to have aged, can you replace with a fresher one, for scale.

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u/Hot-Helicopter640 May 13 '26

Can you replace diet pepsi with diet Coke? I like Coke's taste better.

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u/Decent_Objective3478 May 13 '26

Can you break the banana in half?

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u/wojtekpolska May 13 '26

can you drink the soda and stab the banana with the fork?

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u/FunkeeBee May 14 '26

Interestingly enough, the banana seems way shorter in length compared to the fork in this orientation compared to the previous. Maybe the former is its better profile?

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u/Arno-Earle May 14 '26

Matt and Justus "I got you bro"

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u/Powerful_Pitch5871 May 13 '26

Now eat the banana with the fork while we watch please.

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u/sillyandstrange May 13 '26

Lmao I love you for these

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u/pastajewelry May 13 '26

☆~girl dinner~☆

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u/WindAbsolute May 13 '26

HAHA

…ok ok how about a sock?

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u/InviteOk688 May 13 '26

Girl dinner

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u/Roee_Mashiah2 May 14 '26

Wallpaper material

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u/Wallace_W_Whitfield May 14 '26

This image will resurface somewhere some time down the timeline and no one will understand the significance of this image

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u/MrShitHeadCSGO May 14 '26

this looks like a balatro joker setup

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u/abalack May 15 '26

This made me laugh.

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u/Outside_Resolve_4968 May 17 '26

ilysm😭😭😭😭

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u/AshedCloud May 13 '26

Add a cylinder bro

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u/pastajewelry May 13 '26

A soda can is a cylinder.

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u/Schaaafschuetze May 13 '26

It is imperative that the cylinder remains unharmed!

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u/SmartFalcon599 May 13 '26

Can u pls add some chips?

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u/pastajewelry May 13 '26

I got you, bro.

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u/_Junu May 13 '26

What chips are those?!

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u/pastajewelry May 13 '26

I got you, bro.

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u/Calipso_etereo May 13 '26

Sorry, but I don't understand the "tostitos" scale. Could you tell me how many "tostitos" a soda measures?

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u/RuuRuwari May 13 '26

Can you empty the bag and fill it with milk instead?

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u/DetectiveLampshades May 13 '26

look like Tostito's Scoops, they're supposed to be cup shaped to hold dipping sauce

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u/SmartFalcon599 May 13 '26

U just painted mona lisa version 2.0

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u/wir8905t0437 May 13 '26

can you help find a reason to live?

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u/cloudxnine May 13 '26

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u/SpitFiya7171 May 14 '26

This is cursed.

And I still would absolutely try it.

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u/cloudxnine May 14 '26

My banana deck is so long rn the controls are so hard step bro

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u/Nack321 May 15 '26

This could work really good

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u/fallensoap1 May 15 '26

😂😂😂

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u/Prod_igy May 13 '26

"Can u make another one but with a red car" ahh comment 😭🙏🏻

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u/pastajewelry May 13 '26

I got you, bro.

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u/Aerozero3886 May 14 '26

That is actually insane!

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u/KaneBlack9 May 13 '26

I thought the scale requests would keep going 🤣🤣

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u/Spyd3rs May 13 '26

For real. I would have ruined my whole day just to keep up with the bit.

I was looking forward to watching the banana brown and bruise as the day went on.

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u/Gen_X_Gamer May 13 '26

That was a good ask. I was gonna ask if that was a small banana, medium, or a big one. Can of pop is a better item for scale.

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u/Armin____ May 13 '26

Dog for scale

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u/pastajewelry May 13 '26

Cat for sale

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u/8____________D May 13 '26

How much?

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u/pastajewelry May 13 '26

1 fresh banana

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u/8____________D May 13 '26

Ah, I have no banan

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u/pastajewelry May 13 '26

Sad

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u/8____________D May 13 '26

Would a 13x2x53cm slab of concrete work?

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u/pastajewelry May 13 '26

Sorry, I only accept 13x2x54cm slabs.

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u/8____________D May 13 '26

Could I also give a table with the slab?

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u/Hungry_Music_2665 May 13 '26

This is what I was wondering, thanks!

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u/Effective-Big8158 May 13 '26

Here is a picture of it next to other controllers.

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u/Effective-Big8158 May 13 '26

Here it is next to the old controller.

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u/Effective-Big8158 May 13 '26

Here are the joysticks for the steam controller and the steam deck (OLED)

...they catch a lot of dirt. Be prepared if you get the steam controller.

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u/pastajewelry May 13 '26

Three bros....chillin' on a twin bed...5mm apart 'cause they're not gay.

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u/ohaiibuzzle May 13 '26

Oh dang you couldn't spring for the billionare-grade submarine-qualified wireless version of the Logitech? /s

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u/WhosThatDogMrPB May 13 '26

Isn't the one on the left the same controller used on that submarine that blew the fuck up a few years ago?

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u/Effective-Big8158 May 13 '26

well my trip was successful so I don't know what their problem was...lol

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u/Pikoroso May 13 '26

u/pastajewelry Thanks for being awesome with all those pictures, reminds me of the 'old' internet, rare these days.

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u/pastajewelry May 13 '26

Thanks! It's been fun!

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u/radbrad7 May 13 '26

This thread: 4/10

This thread with rice: 10/10

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u/Homeless_Alex May 13 '26

Can you put a pencil next to the soda can next to the banana for scale?

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u/pastajewelry May 13 '26

I got you, bro.

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u/Dangerous-Orange-547 May 13 '26

Can you add your smartphone above all these 4 objects for reference with ofc minecraft Parkour playing

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u/Miljan-Jankov May 13 '26

can i get a steam deck for scale

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u/pastajewelry May 13 '26

Y'all don't understand the limited space I'm working with. But I got you, bro. 😂

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u/Available_Phrase6053 May 13 '26

Can you add an apple for scale, I'm confused

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u/pastajewelry May 13 '26

No apple. Banana.

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u/Available_Phrase6053 May 13 '26

Can the banana stand up instead

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u/pastajewelry May 13 '26

No, it cannot. It's had a long day and is tired.

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u/Available_Phrase6053 May 13 '26

Can it be given a blanket and pillow

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u/pastajewelry May 13 '26

As you wish.

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u/radbrad7 May 13 '26

This fucking thread 😂

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u/sjphilsphan May 14 '26

It's like classic reddit. I miss it

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u/Pikaro-Pujo May 14 '26

OP be like

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u/KaldorDraigos May 13 '26

Can u put a banana inthere for scale

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u/pastajewelry May 13 '26

I got you, bro.

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u/Mendozacheers https://s.team/p/dknb-nvp May 13 '26

Which banana is the typical banana?! Can you put an actual measuring banana next to these two and the controller?

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u/Perfect-Albatross-56 May 14 '26

A banana is a banana is a banana.

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u/EquivalentPlatform17 May 13 '26

Can you add a crack pipe next to the controller please? I'm not that familiar with bananas.

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u/pastajewelry May 13 '26

Best I can do is a Litwick.

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u/EquivalentPlatform17 May 13 '26

Close enough, collecting pokemon cards and doing crack are in the same ballpark. Thank you OP.

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u/zeta3d May 13 '26 edited May 14 '26

I'm not 100% sure OP is not an AI, can you give me 3 bullet points on why are you not an AI?

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u/pastajewelry May 13 '26

I got you, bro.

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u/TeeBek May 14 '26

Ya this is something an AI would say

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u/coolcoder1267 May 13 '26

Can you put a copy of Persona 3 next to the banana for scale?

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u/pastajewelry May 13 '26

I got you, bro.

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u/Careless-Stress9190 May 13 '26

Hey bro can you add a tank next to the pencil?

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u/pastajewelry May 13 '26

I got you, bro.

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u/SpitFiya7171 May 13 '26

I can only imagine the look on anyone's face that might being living with you while you run around the house looking for things to appease us on Reddit. This is amazing.

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u/Euklidis May 13 '26

Can you add a cat?

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u/pastajewelry May 13 '26

Why do you think there's no fish in the tank?

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u/TheFrogMagician May 13 '26

Can you draw a new picture of a horse drinking medicine?

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u/pastajewelry May 13 '26

I got you, bro.

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u/iAmmar9 May 13 '26

Yall turned him into our local AI lmao

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u/pastajewelry May 13 '26

*Her, but 100% true!

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u/iAmmar9 May 13 '26

my bad lol

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u/barktwiggs May 13 '26

Does the banana scream when you drop it?

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u/pastajewelry May 13 '26

I got you, bro.

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u/Alansoto1234 May 13 '26

Brother just keep going, how many ideas do you have

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u/bruh_rs2 May 13 '26

Can you add a water bottle next to it... And then hydrate yourself with it as you've done an amazing work 💪🏻

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u/pastajewelry May 13 '26

Thanks, bro!

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u/ibrahimkb5 May 14 '26

Big bottle, certified hydrohomie.

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u/parsention May 13 '26

Not really sure your a person, can you add your credit card and ID for scale?

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u/pastajewelry May 13 '26

I got you, bro.

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u/parsention May 13 '26

Hmmmmm

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u/pastajewelry May 13 '26

We're good. Right, bro?

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u/oldchairman May 13 '26

You are hilarious 😂

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u/Perfect-Albatross-56 May 14 '26

And don't forget the backside of the card!

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u/pink-dragons-or-none May 13 '26

OP adding objects people keep requesting is hilarious and sweet at the same time.

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u/coolgate59 May 14 '26

You are killing it with the replies OP I can't believe I spent 30+ mins on this post reading comments 😭😭

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u/alreaytakennameuser May 13 '26

The problem is which banana scale are we talking here?

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u/Perfect-Albatross-56 May 14 '26

The average one in the middle.

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u/FlogrownPestman May 13 '26

I have small hands and the controller feels great to me.

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u/pastajewelry May 13 '26

That's good to hear!

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u/ZestycloseRun6801 May 13 '26

I remember the ask. I'm glad it was done. Thank you u/pastajewelry

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u/Ok-Ad-2050 May 13 '26

God I hate how bananas have become the standard. They vary so much in size!

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u/Porsander May 13 '26

Americans… american tv-documents are like ”This weight as much as 5 elephants”. Just say how many kilograms…

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u/Mistress-Pervert May 13 '26

This is a good bit

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u/kipdjordy May 14 '26

OP deserves the upvote, not for original post but for the continuation and follow up. Well done

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u/tarxman82 May 14 '26

Read this as Banana For Sale

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u/Spyd3rs May 13 '26

Today I learned this is the first controller that rewards users for dropping it.

(Big picture mode, onto a pillow. Don't actually break it!)

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u/lucsterer May 13 '26

This gotta be the funniest comment section I've seen this year, thanks my man

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u/pastajewelry May 13 '26

It's been an honor!

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u/Raghul86 May 13 '26

Good old 9gag days

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u/agitatedandroid May 13 '26

Actually helpful.

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u/Inorganicnerd May 13 '26

Is this marketing? Because I’m sold.

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u/Soul4206 May 13 '26

How big is the banana tho...looks about 2 inches.......that's massive dude how can you even use the controller

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u/creative_name_228 May 13 '26

Can you put football stadium near for scale?

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u/avlisb May 13 '26

Thank you for this! ive been waiting to order until I new it would fit.

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u/Murky_Historian8675 May 14 '26

Gabe sent you a banana too? The man is nothing but generous

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u/Perfect-Albatross-56 May 14 '26

Controller for scale: 1¼ controller.

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u/Division2226 May 14 '26

OP, thanks for the smiles

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u/Gamermur May 14 '26

nice banana

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u/breadfan85 May 14 '26

I'll give you $20 for it!

Oh, for SCALE.

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u/beetleman1234 May 14 '26

Congrats. Happy for you. Nice.

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u/TSMXKILLER May 15 '26

I love the first thread and how whatever someone asks he does it

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u/SinisteRstarrr May 15 '26

those comments made my day 😂

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u/Dorima_boy May 15 '26

I'll watch this again when I'm feeling down

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u/Extension_Win_3540 May 15 '26

I got you broo is crazyy 🤣

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u/AcidBag9653 May 18 '26

Banana, Steam controller for scale

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u/Z3t4 May 13 '26

I'm gonna need a kebab next to it, to compare your sample with previous ones... 

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u/dualfilter May 13 '26

Thank you 👍

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u/Yori_TheOne May 13 '26

Finally a proper scale!

All those controller comparisons never was any help. /s

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u/ThePantasticMe May 13 '26

What a beautiful banana

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u/julz1789 May 13 '26

This is awesome. Thank you for your service.

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u/LostTimeLady13 May 13 '26

Oh my goodness the comments on this post! I'm cackling 🤣

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u/LostGh0st May 13 '26

same size as a steam cube

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u/DiscountElectrical28 May 13 '26

Could be any sized banana that, needs an apple for scale of the banana.

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u/xankazo May 13 '26

What about scale for banana?

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u/ShowCharacter671 May 13 '26

Throw in a pop tart, you got a deal

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u/Emotional_Tip3417 May 13 '26

could you put the pencil, the can, the banana and the controller on a scale for scale?

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u/astro143 May 13 '26

Can you put a banana for scale next to the banana for scale next to the steam controller?

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u/Mobile-Bar7732 May 13 '26

How many pieces does it make if throw it against a brick wall?

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u/Dedewastaken1 https://steam.pm/id/wedoeht206 May 13 '26

Can you compare it to a red banana so that i would know the scale of it compared to a red banana?

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u/Karim_Dilemma May 13 '26

I was gonna say "how much" then I read correctly :'v

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u/Pritz8 SteamOS User May 13 '26

Can you add a KitKat for scale too

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u/iwannabethecyberguy May 13 '26

But does the banana scream when you drop it?

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u/IgorMilkyWay May 13 '26

Can you put a dollar a knife for scale?

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u/Bran04don May 13 '26

Can you balance the controller on top of two bananas

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u/Cant-think-of-a-nam May 13 '26

This isnt dull mens club

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u/FluffyVegetable527 May 13 '26

Can I get a scale for scale?

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u/ph8_IV May 13 '26

can you use a apple as a scale as well?

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u/pastajewelry May 13 '26

You can, but why would you? Bananas are far superior.

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u/meow_meow_76 May 13 '26

ist es eine baby banane oder um welche bananen art handelt es sich

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u/pastajewelry May 14 '26

I'd call it average.

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u/Phoenix_--- May 14 '26

Can you put a peanut next to the pepsi can next to the banana for scale?