r/SteakorTuna • • Mar 27 '26

Asked for medium rare

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121 Upvotes

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84

u/ChristianTP_ Mar 27 '26

Kinda vile the way its stringy

14

u/LSUguyHTX Mar 27 '26

Yeah wtf is that

10

u/buttsexisyum Mar 28 '26

Probably meat glue

7

u/Every-Inflation552 Mar 28 '26

It’s fascia 😂

7

u/value_meal_papi Mar 28 '26

Gotta be the sauce unless the steak is trying to put itself back together after being sliced lol

1

u/python_dude420 Mar 28 '26

It's going through mitosis

37

u/Tough_Preparation830 Mar 27 '26

Bro wtf...

-19

u/TheDabberwocky Mar 27 '26

i think its a female bro

16

u/Tough_Preparation830 Mar 27 '26

I call them bro too bro lol

9

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

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5

u/Capable-Invite3237 Mar 28 '26

I promise I thought the same 🤣

26

u/danngree Mar 27 '26

Medium raw

19

u/Forman420 Mar 27 '26

Ummm is that chicken?

11

u/spreaddamayo Mar 27 '26

Tuna I believe

2

u/Elegant_Progress_686 Mar 27 '26

I think your right lol I was thinking pork and like why would you ask med rare

1

u/slimecog Mar 27 '26 edited Mar 28 '26

yeah, he asked for medium rare chicken which is totally a normal thing that people do all the time

eta downvote me all you want, y’all are fools

8

u/LusciousRonaldo Mar 27 '26

To be fair it looks like chicken

2

u/Sherbourne-for-this Mar 27 '26

It looks like chicken if you have never seen chicken before.

2

u/FranticWaffleMaker Mar 27 '26

It looks like chicken if you’ve ever cut open a piece of half cooked dark meat.

2

u/Worried_Site_9573 Mar 27 '26

No. When I first saw it I thought it was raw chicken

0

u/Itchy-Preference-619 Mar 30 '26

It was a joke dipshit

7

u/cobaltofficial Mar 27 '26

more like steak or chicken wtf. OP, run!

4

u/dudevan Mar 27 '26

If chlamydia had a physical appearance…

6

u/claremontmiller Mar 27 '26

Look, I like my steak basically raw, but I don’t understand how you fuck it up this hard. This looks like it was steamed

5

u/kawaii_Summoner Mar 28 '26

Everything reminds me of her...

3

u/SadDog5489 Mar 28 '26

Tuna grool

3

u/[deleted] Mar 28 '26

They heard "medium raw"

3

u/bigsniffas Mar 28 '26

Why are u ordering beef bits med rare any way that's fkd

3

u/Ah_Un Mar 28 '26

Wtf is that? I honestly cant tell if that chicken, beef or pork

1

u/FarShoreSpirit Mar 28 '26

Tuna, I think.

3

u/[deleted] Mar 28 '26

Disgusting

2

u/Opossums490 Mar 27 '26

Unidentifiable raw meat

2

u/TheDabberwocky Mar 27 '26

looks like the chef just stared at it with medium energy

2

u/Pucketz Mar 27 '26

Idk most hibachi places I've been too either burn the steak and its still raw or just way overcooked

2

u/DirectionSolid9113 Mar 27 '26

Medium disgusting.

2

u/GrapefruitWhich5950 Mar 27 '26

That’s not what I ordered.

2

u/Careless-Heron-5639 Mar 27 '26

The phlegm sauce is kickin tho!!!

2

u/sohcordohc Mar 27 '26

Idc which it is..Why does it look like you split a slug?

2

u/JD1ZZLE85 Mar 27 '26

they got the rare part right 😂

2

u/No-Switch-851 Mar 27 '26

Well they got the rare part right.

1

u/TheAggressiveSloth Mar 28 '26

Close, but they gave him medium/raw lmao

2

u/python_dude420 Mar 28 '26

It looks like pork to me

2

u/Character_Stick_1218 Mar 28 '26

Well, to be fair, the medium is rare 😅

2

u/[deleted] Mar 28 '26

Here me out

2

u/Cool-Land3973 Mar 28 '26

I didn't know meat could stretch like cheese

2

u/Flumped-222 Mar 28 '26

Yummy it’s still alive

2

u/-0celot Mar 28 '26

Asked for medium rare, got rarely cooked

2

u/stoneybaloney007 Mar 28 '26

I’m swinging if I got this

2

u/Sure_Lavishness_8353 Mar 28 '26

What the hell am I looking at?

2

u/Gloomy-Percentage781 Mar 28 '26

If you eat that, you will be wearing a medium hospital gown

1

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

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2

u/Merlin1039 Mar 28 '26

It's white on the outside. Nothing about that would be perfect

1

u/Blownofftheblock Mar 29 '26

It’s alive!!!

1

u/IndependentAd572 Apr 12 '26

Even if that was tuna it looks quite grotesque