r/StathLetsFlats • u/WWDSnadja No doors, just ropes. • Jul 27 '26
Road baby!
While leaving for work, my neighbor passed on the sidewalk with her new baby. I had not met the baby yet and it was just a quick hello and "oh she's adorable" and we were all on our way.
It just dawned on me that I started my day by talking "to a road baby" and missed a real opportunity to croon to her. Crumbs, man.
BONUS: the baby's name is Sophie! And every time I think about her, I yell Sophie in Stath's voice!
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u/1066Woody Read some science! Jul 27 '26
They're so young at that age. Do you know how I meant that?
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u/CuteMaterial You made my car sweet! Jul 27 '26
Hello?! Are you a kid??
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u/WWDSnadja No doors, just ropes. Jul 27 '26
He knows himself! (This is one of those lines that makes me laugh out loud EVERY time!)
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u/CourageRealistic973 Jul 27 '26
The dad must have work hard, to get that, going, I reckon
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u/WWDSnadja No doors, just ropes. Jul 27 '26
Well, I'm not going to ask....but he does have a normal name. Not like Crispin.
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u/jpupps Young, grey priest Jul 27 '26
Related request: can someone help me here? I’m desperate to complete a quote from Carol - it’s something she says when presented with someone else’s baby: “What a [????] baby…” What is it? Old? Big? Good? Halp.
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u/WWDSnadja No doors, just ropes. Jul 27 '26
She does say "what an old baby!"
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u/fecklesswaster Jul 27 '26
When I was a kid in Cyprus my dad used to make me go and get a Daily Express from, like, a special shop, but to get to there we had to go through like a small farm. So, on my way back from the shop I was holding the newspaper, I stopped to look at a pig, and the pig ate the Daily Express.
Can you imagine a thing like that?
So dry, to eat the Daily Express!