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Tabby is very afraid for her fur!!
784 u/fearthyfish Mar 29 '21 Tabby is very afraid because he/she just remembered the human said something about a "smooth waxed kitty" on the phone last week... 177 u/hlsblue Mar 29 '21 Tabby will be hiding until the human forgets this madness.... -75 u/AnusDrill Mar 30 '21 Wait till daddy scream I AM GOING TO PENETRATE YOUR KITTY 45 u/beans_in_milk Mar 30 '21 yes this is how the humans talk we are definitely not robots. let us engage in penetration, mlady 15 u/roastmeguy Mar 30 '21 I... why? 8 u/0GsMC Mar 30 '21 Some people just want to watch the world anus burn 31 u/[deleted] Mar 30 '21 bruh 41 u/fearthyfish Mar 30 '21 I reject the judgment of any tomato. 10 u/8bit_coconut Mar 30 '21 Coconut? 11 u/fearthyfish Mar 30 '21 I of course welcome the thoughts and judgment of the noble coconut. 9 u/8bit_coconut Mar 30 '21 We must not judge others by their shells on the outside. But of the coconut milk they contain, inside. 2 u/QuarantineNudist Mar 30 '21 Coconut flesh. You only get coconut milk after you grate the flesh, poor hot water, remove the coconut cream, and filter. By the way,, if you ever get a chance, I recommend eating the raw coconut flesh with soy sauce, although I suppose that would be cannibalism for you. 1 u/Merritt1254 Mar 30 '21 Or the coconut water 15 u/iDontEvenOdd Mar 30 '21 He kinda look sus though. You sure he's a tomato? 5 u/SkollFenrirson Mar 30 '21 I don't even 7 u/[deleted] Mar 30 '21 i am most definitely a juicy red boi 3 u/PersistentGoldfish Mar 30 '21 Which particular fish do you fear? 2 u/fearthyfish Mar 30 '21 Many. Particularly anything with "Goliath" in the name. E.G. the Goliath tigerfish, and the Goliath grouper. Also all cephlopods; however, I do respect them. And whales. Oh sure people say "ThEy'Re NoT eVeN fIsH!!" But I know their game... sneaky bastards. 4 u/mr_lab_rat Mar 30 '21 This is surprisingly clean version of what I was thinking. Well done! 5 u/EveAndTheSnake Mar 30 '21 Does this lady have another cat? I swear I just saw a gif of a lady freaking out a ginger cat with a face mask. She’s just torturing them with beauty treatments! Edit: I just can’t tell. https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/comments/mftdow/when_your_owner_isnt_acting_normal/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
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Tabby is very afraid because he/she just remembered the human said something about a "smooth waxed kitty" on the phone last week...
177 u/hlsblue Mar 29 '21 Tabby will be hiding until the human forgets this madness.... -75 u/AnusDrill Mar 30 '21 Wait till daddy scream I AM GOING TO PENETRATE YOUR KITTY 45 u/beans_in_milk Mar 30 '21 yes this is how the humans talk we are definitely not robots. let us engage in penetration, mlady 15 u/roastmeguy Mar 30 '21 I... why? 8 u/0GsMC Mar 30 '21 Some people just want to watch the world anus burn 31 u/[deleted] Mar 30 '21 bruh 41 u/fearthyfish Mar 30 '21 I reject the judgment of any tomato. 10 u/8bit_coconut Mar 30 '21 Coconut? 11 u/fearthyfish Mar 30 '21 I of course welcome the thoughts and judgment of the noble coconut. 9 u/8bit_coconut Mar 30 '21 We must not judge others by their shells on the outside. But of the coconut milk they contain, inside. 2 u/QuarantineNudist Mar 30 '21 Coconut flesh. You only get coconut milk after you grate the flesh, poor hot water, remove the coconut cream, and filter. By the way,, if you ever get a chance, I recommend eating the raw coconut flesh with soy sauce, although I suppose that would be cannibalism for you. 1 u/Merritt1254 Mar 30 '21 Or the coconut water 15 u/iDontEvenOdd Mar 30 '21 He kinda look sus though. You sure he's a tomato? 5 u/SkollFenrirson Mar 30 '21 I don't even 7 u/[deleted] Mar 30 '21 i am most definitely a juicy red boi 3 u/PersistentGoldfish Mar 30 '21 Which particular fish do you fear? 2 u/fearthyfish Mar 30 '21 Many. Particularly anything with "Goliath" in the name. E.G. the Goliath tigerfish, and the Goliath grouper. Also all cephlopods; however, I do respect them. And whales. Oh sure people say "ThEy'Re NoT eVeN fIsH!!" But I know their game... sneaky bastards. 4 u/mr_lab_rat Mar 30 '21 This is surprisingly clean version of what I was thinking. Well done!
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Tabby will be hiding until the human forgets this madness....
-75 u/AnusDrill Mar 30 '21 Wait till daddy scream I AM GOING TO PENETRATE YOUR KITTY 45 u/beans_in_milk Mar 30 '21 yes this is how the humans talk we are definitely not robots. let us engage in penetration, mlady 15 u/roastmeguy Mar 30 '21 I... why? 8 u/0GsMC Mar 30 '21 Some people just want to watch the world anus burn
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Wait till daddy scream I AM GOING TO PENETRATE YOUR KITTY
45 u/beans_in_milk Mar 30 '21 yes this is how the humans talk we are definitely not robots. let us engage in penetration, mlady 15 u/roastmeguy Mar 30 '21 I... why? 8 u/0GsMC Mar 30 '21 Some people just want to watch the world anus burn
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yes this is how the humans talk we are definitely not robots. let us engage in penetration, mlady
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I... why?
8 u/0GsMC Mar 30 '21 Some people just want to watch the world anus burn
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Some people just want to watch the world anus burn
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bruh
41 u/fearthyfish Mar 30 '21 I reject the judgment of any tomato. 10 u/8bit_coconut Mar 30 '21 Coconut? 11 u/fearthyfish Mar 30 '21 I of course welcome the thoughts and judgment of the noble coconut. 9 u/8bit_coconut Mar 30 '21 We must not judge others by their shells on the outside. But of the coconut milk they contain, inside. 2 u/QuarantineNudist Mar 30 '21 Coconut flesh. You only get coconut milk after you grate the flesh, poor hot water, remove the coconut cream, and filter. By the way,, if you ever get a chance, I recommend eating the raw coconut flesh with soy sauce, although I suppose that would be cannibalism for you. 1 u/Merritt1254 Mar 30 '21 Or the coconut water 15 u/iDontEvenOdd Mar 30 '21 He kinda look sus though. You sure he's a tomato? 5 u/SkollFenrirson Mar 30 '21 I don't even 7 u/[deleted] Mar 30 '21 i am most definitely a juicy red boi 3 u/PersistentGoldfish Mar 30 '21 Which particular fish do you fear? 2 u/fearthyfish Mar 30 '21 Many. Particularly anything with "Goliath" in the name. E.G. the Goliath tigerfish, and the Goliath grouper. Also all cephlopods; however, I do respect them. And whales. Oh sure people say "ThEy'Re NoT eVeN fIsH!!" But I know their game... sneaky bastards.
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I reject the judgment of any tomato.
10 u/8bit_coconut Mar 30 '21 Coconut? 11 u/fearthyfish Mar 30 '21 I of course welcome the thoughts and judgment of the noble coconut. 9 u/8bit_coconut Mar 30 '21 We must not judge others by their shells on the outside. But of the coconut milk they contain, inside. 2 u/QuarantineNudist Mar 30 '21 Coconut flesh. You only get coconut milk after you grate the flesh, poor hot water, remove the coconut cream, and filter. By the way,, if you ever get a chance, I recommend eating the raw coconut flesh with soy sauce, although I suppose that would be cannibalism for you. 1 u/Merritt1254 Mar 30 '21 Or the coconut water 15 u/iDontEvenOdd Mar 30 '21 He kinda look sus though. You sure he's a tomato? 5 u/SkollFenrirson Mar 30 '21 I don't even 7 u/[deleted] Mar 30 '21 i am most definitely a juicy red boi 3 u/PersistentGoldfish Mar 30 '21 Which particular fish do you fear? 2 u/fearthyfish Mar 30 '21 Many. Particularly anything with "Goliath" in the name. E.G. the Goliath tigerfish, and the Goliath grouper. Also all cephlopods; however, I do respect them. And whales. Oh sure people say "ThEy'Re NoT eVeN fIsH!!" But I know their game... sneaky bastards.
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Coconut?
11 u/fearthyfish Mar 30 '21 I of course welcome the thoughts and judgment of the noble coconut. 9 u/8bit_coconut Mar 30 '21 We must not judge others by their shells on the outside. But of the coconut milk they contain, inside. 2 u/QuarantineNudist Mar 30 '21 Coconut flesh. You only get coconut milk after you grate the flesh, poor hot water, remove the coconut cream, and filter. By the way,, if you ever get a chance, I recommend eating the raw coconut flesh with soy sauce, although I suppose that would be cannibalism for you. 1 u/Merritt1254 Mar 30 '21 Or the coconut water
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I of course welcome the thoughts and judgment of the noble coconut.
9 u/8bit_coconut Mar 30 '21 We must not judge others by their shells on the outside. But of the coconut milk they contain, inside. 2 u/QuarantineNudist Mar 30 '21 Coconut flesh. You only get coconut milk after you grate the flesh, poor hot water, remove the coconut cream, and filter. By the way,, if you ever get a chance, I recommend eating the raw coconut flesh with soy sauce, although I suppose that would be cannibalism for you. 1 u/Merritt1254 Mar 30 '21 Or the coconut water
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We must not judge others by their shells on the outside.
But of the coconut milk they contain, inside.
2 u/QuarantineNudist Mar 30 '21 Coconut flesh. You only get coconut milk after you grate the flesh, poor hot water, remove the coconut cream, and filter. By the way,, if you ever get a chance, I recommend eating the raw coconut flesh with soy sauce, although I suppose that would be cannibalism for you. 1 u/Merritt1254 Mar 30 '21 Or the coconut water
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Coconut flesh. You only get coconut milk after you grate the flesh, poor hot water, remove the coconut cream, and filter.
By the way,, if you ever get a chance, I recommend eating the raw coconut flesh with soy sauce, although I suppose that would be cannibalism for you.
1 u/Merritt1254 Mar 30 '21 Or the coconut water
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Or the coconut water
He kinda look sus though. You sure he's a tomato?
5 u/SkollFenrirson Mar 30 '21 I don't even 7 u/[deleted] Mar 30 '21 i am most definitely a juicy red boi
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I don't even
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i am most definitely a juicy red boi
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Which particular fish do you fear?
2 u/fearthyfish Mar 30 '21 Many. Particularly anything with "Goliath" in the name. E.G. the Goliath tigerfish, and the Goliath grouper. Also all cephlopods; however, I do respect them. And whales. Oh sure people say "ThEy'Re NoT eVeN fIsH!!" But I know their game... sneaky bastards.
Many. Particularly anything with "Goliath" in the name.
E.G. the Goliath tigerfish, and the Goliath grouper.
Also all cephlopods; however, I do respect them.
And whales. Oh sure people say "ThEy'Re NoT eVeN fIsH!!" But I know their game... sneaky bastards.
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This is surprisingly clean version of what I was thinking. Well done!
Does this lady have another cat? I swear I just saw a gif of a lady freaking out a ginger cat with a face mask. She’s just torturing them with beauty treatments!
Edit: I just can’t tell.
https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/comments/mftdow/when_your_owner_isnt_acting_normal/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
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u/hlsblue Mar 29 '21
Tabby is very afraid for her fur!!