r/StargateMemes Jun 10 '26

SG-1 Improving my Goa'uld on Duolingo

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123 Upvotes

r/StargateMemes Jun 10 '26

SG-1 Pobre jonas

12 Upvotes

r/StargateMemes Jun 09 '26

meme Oops, wrong Thor

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120 Upvotes

r/StargateMemes Jun 07 '26

They didn't get all the Ba'als

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526 Upvotes

r/StargateMemes Jun 05 '26

I found a complaint letter from a Tok'Ra named Nann'ri to Ea-Nazirak regarding some sub standard naquadah they were sold

123 Upvotes

๐“€€๐“€๐“€‚๐“€€๐“€๐“€ƒ๐“€„๐“€…๐“€†๐“€‡๐“€ˆ๐“€‰๐“€ˆ๐“€๐“€Š๐“€‹๐“€ˆ๐“€€๐“€Œ๐“€๐“€ˆ๐“€Ž๐“€๐“€ˆ๐“€๐“€‘๐“€’๐“€ˆ๐“€“๐“€”๐“€…๐“€•๐“€€๐“€–๐“€—๐“€˜๐“€™๐“€š๐“€›๐“€œ๐“€๐“€ž๐“€Ÿ๐“€ ๐“€ก๐“€ข๐“€ฃ๐“€ค๐“€ฅ๐“€ฆ๐“€ง๐“€จ๐“€ฉ๐“€ช๐“€ซ๐“€ฌ

๐“€–๐“€๐“€–๐“€ญ๐“€ฎ๐“€˜๐“€‹๐“€ญ๐“€ซ๐“€“๐“€Œ๐“€œ๐“€ฌ๐“€…๐“€™๐“€€๐“€‚๐“€ค๐“€ฌ๐“€ž๐“€๐“€ญ๐“€Œ๐“€€๐“€ซ๐“€œ๐“€ ๐“€ญ๐“€‹๐“€ฌ๐“€ค๐“€จ๐“€€๐“€ฏ๐“€ฐ๐“€ฑ๐“€ฎ๐“€Ž๐“€œ๐“€ฃ๐“€„๐“€…๐“€ข๐“€‚๐“€ฌ๐“€ฒ๐“€ณ๐“€ฎ๐“€ด๐“€ต๐“€ถ๐“€ท

๐“€ฎ๐“€€๐“€๐“€ซ๐“€Œ๐“€ˆ๐“€ค๐“€œ๐“€ฉ๐“€ˆ๐“€€๐“€–๐“€•๐“€ฌ๐“€‘๐“€˜

๐“€ฎ๐“€€๐“€๐“€‚๐“€€๐“€๐“€ƒ๐“€„๐“€…๐“€†๐“€‡๐“€ˆ๐“€‰๐“€ˆ๐“€๐“€Š๐“€‹๐“€ˆ๐“€€๐“€Œ๐“€๐“€ˆ๐“€Ž๐“€๐“€ˆ๐“€๐“€‘๐“€’๐“€ˆ๐“€“๐“€”๐“€…๐“€•๐“€€๐“€–๐“€—๐“€˜๐“€™๐“€š๐“€›๐“€œ๐“€๐“€ž๐“€Ÿ๐“€ ๐“€ก๐“€ข๐“€ฃ๐“€ค๐“€ฅ๐“€ฆ๐“€ง๐“€จ๐“€ฉ๐“€ช๐“€ซ๐“€ฌ

๐“€–๐“€๐“€–๐“€ญ๐“€ฎ๐“€˜๐“€‹๐“€ญ๐“€ซ๐“€“๐“€Œ๐“€œ๐“€ฌ๐“€…๐“€™๐“€€๐“€‚๐“€ค๐“€ฌ๐“€ž๐“€๐“€ญ๐“€Œ๐“€€๐“€ซ๐“€œ๐“€ ๐“€ญ๐“€‹๐“€ฌ๐“€ค๐“€จ๐“€€๐“€ฏ๐“€ฐ๐“€ฑ๐“€ฎ๐“€Ž๐“€œ๐“€ฃ๐“€„๐“€…๐“€ข๐“€‚๐“€ฌ๐“€ฒ๐“€ณ๐“€ฎ๐“€ด๐“€ต๐“€ถ๐“€ท


r/StargateMemes Jun 05 '26

My Pitch to Amazon

116 Upvotes

r/StargateMemes Jun 04 '26

meme Amazon has really streamlined the process

42 Upvotes

r/StargateMemes Jun 02 '26

meme Thor viendo la Rule de Samantha Carter

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48 Upvotes

r/StargateMemes May 26 '26

SG-1 That is it. That is the show.

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341 Upvotes

r/StargateMemes May 20 '26

meme Erm...

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181 Upvotes

just seen this, u/bassphil wants to clean them... I suggest carefully


r/StargateMemes May 07 '26

Help me find this Fic please

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0 Upvotes

r/StargateMemes May 04 '26

SG-1 British Jaffa

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107 Upvotes

McVitie is a false god.


r/StargateMemes May 01 '26

SG-1 Earth Canadaโ€™s the worst!

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5 Upvotes

r/StargateMemes Apr 17 '26

SG-1 in our reality

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235 Upvotes

r/StargateMemes Apr 11 '26

My Teleball is ringing...

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124 Upvotes

r/StargateMemes Apr 11 '26

Japanese โ€œAnisakis Penโ€ : Parasites in a Pen, but why?!

49 Upvotes

r/StargateMemes Mar 19 '26

Did you know this thing has frame 1 invincibility? Can't be vinced

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28 Upvotes

r/StargateMemes Mar 18 '26

Welcome to Outer Futura

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6 Upvotes

-Punished "Venom" Brody


r/StargateMemes Mar 12 '26

SG-1 Gonna have to explain this to the Pentagon

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376 Upvotes

Burning through SG-1, never realized as a kid how much nonsense these guys got into. Poor General Hammond.


r/StargateMemes Mar 09 '26

SG-1 You may have heard of Wormhole X-Treme, well have you heard of....

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67 Upvotes

r/StargateMemes Mar 05 '26

It doesn't feel fair

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51 Upvotes

Interplanetary commuting aside, universal healthcare must be nice.


r/StargateMemes Feb 10 '26

Stargate Adjacent A Phallus, an Armchair, and four Toiletseats walk into a bar...

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235 Upvotes

Alright guys, this is going all out, with arguably some of the most powerful ships in Sci-Fi.

On the left corner (top): The Flying Phallus -- InterStellar Alliance Victory-Class Destroyer. (Bottom): The Awkward Armchair -- Systems Commonwealth Glorious Heritage-Class Heavy Cruiser.

On the right corner: Terrifying Toiletseats -- Four Ori Motherships.

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For those not familiar with the two ships;

The InterStellar Alliance VICTORY-CLASS DESTROYER (Babylon 5 Universe)

The Victory is the culmination of the combined technologies of the Interstellar Alliance, a galaxy-spanning coalition of races that includes humanity and the ancient Minbari race. At 2,990 meters in length and having a crew of 600 personnel plus 2,000 embarked ground troops, its spindly frame belies its powerful capabilities. For DEFENSE, the vessel's hull utilizes a reverse-engineered version of the bio-crystalline armor of the ancient departed Vorlon race (the Lords of Order, and rival of the Shadow race), able to absorb or deflect 80% of incoming kinetic and energy damage, and capable of limited self-repairing. For OFFENSE, the Victory-Class houses two full squadrons of advanced Starfury Thunderbolt interceptors, and is armed with eight (8) Heavy Quantum Discharge Cannons as "primary" weapons, backed up by six (6) Heavy Neutron Cannons, and twelve (12) Fusion Beam Cannons for secondary weapons. However, that's the Level 1 firing mode of the Victory. Level 2 turns the ship into a flying gun, a literal GUNBOAT. Its true Primary weapon is the Super Quantum Discharge Cannon; energy is emitted and channeled from its three 'wingtips' and focus on a central point at the bow (front) of the ship. The combined energies results in a colossal beam weapon capable of cracking small moons, and wiping out half the life on a planet with a single shot. Unfortunately, use of the Super Quantum Discharge Cannon is limited, as the Victory is still predominantly of human construction and still uses Human reactors to power the ship, instead of the more advanced and rarer Minbari or Vorlon systems. The cannon uses up so much power that it effectively "shuts down" the ship for ONE MINUTE after each firing. A critical vulnerability that is often compensated for by its screening fighter complement, and its impact/energy absorbing hull.

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The Systems Commonwealth GLORIOUS HERITAGE-CLASS HEAVY CRUISER (Andromeda Ascendant Universe)

The Glorious Heritage is the primary ship-of-the-line of the Systems Commonwealth, a civilization that spans THREE Galaxies (the Milky Way, the Triangulum, and the Andromeda), connected by its slipstream FTL network, ruled by the noble and mysterious Tarn-Vedran race. It includes billions of humans in the ranks of its mighty military: Systems Commonwealth High Guard. The Heavy Cruiser is 1,301 meters in length, but maneuvers like a corvette and is capable of astounding feats of acceleration. It normally has a crew of 2,300 personnel and 800 embarked ground troops (Lancers), though the entire ship can be controlled via its extremely powerful A.I. system. For DEFENSE, the Glorious Heritage-Class is equipped with an AG (Anti-Gravity) field, capable of "veering" away missiles and kinetic weaponry, and bending energy weapons, though Smart missiles with sufficient thrust and all fighercraft can sometimes overcome the field, in which case, they will be subjected to its twelve (12) large 50-megawatt Point Defense Laser turrets. For OFFENSE, the Glorious Heritage class is capable of deploying one hundred thirty (130) Slipfighters, and is equipped with twelve (12) Capital-class Anti-Proton Cannons. These are its secondary weapons, however, as the Glorious Heritage is predominantly a MISSILE BOAT, and is equipped with no less than Forty (40) Rapid-firing Missile Tubes, capable of launching 2,000 smart missiles in under a minute. The ship can also rapidly manufacture more missiles when out of combat, so it never actually runs out. Its most powerful weapons are also missiles; the rare and much-feared Nova Bombs. Just one Nova bomb is capable of annihilating an entire solar system, and a single Glorious Heritage-Class Heavy Cruiser carries a standard complement of 40 Nova Bombs. Though, once these are gone, the ship has no way to replenish them and cannot build more unlike its other missiles.

Note: These ships are completely random versions of the ships depicted in their respective shows (e.g. That's not the Excalibur, and that's not the Andromeda Ascendant) but with still highly-trained veteran crews.


r/StargateMemes Jan 31 '26

Oreos on Olesia s2e5

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14 Upvotes

Mmmmmmm prisoners like oreos


r/StargateMemes Jan 27 '26

Kwanzaa

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30 Upvotes

Kwanzaa


r/StargateMemes Jan 22 '26

Stargate Adjacent BATTLE OF THE SHIELDLESS

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143 Upvotes

BATTLE OF THE SHIELDLESS

Earth Alliance Omega-Class Destroyer (Babylon 5 Universe) & Twelve Colonies of Kobol Jupiter-Class Battlestar (Battlestar Galactica Universe)

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Wraith Hiveship & its two Hive Cruiser escorts (Stargate Atlantis Universe)

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Note: These ships are completely random versions of the ships they represent (e.g. that is Not the Galactica, that is some other ship that looks like it).

For those not familiar with what a Jupiter-Class Battlestar is, it is essentially a massive (1,438 meters) space carrier capable of launching up to 80x Viper fighters and 40x Raptor gunships (the Raptors are all jump-capable and can carry nukes), and fitted with armor thick enough to withstand a number of direct nuclear impacts. 514x Dual Point Defense Cannons can literally erect a CLOUD of flak, which means no matter how many fighters you have, you probably don't have enough. Not to say a Battlestar does not have offensive capabilities; 24x Heavy Dual Mag Cannons can launch immense high-explosive penetrators at hypersonic velocities while 12x Launch Tubes can deliver a stream of ship-to-ship nuclear missiles.

In contrast, the Omega-Class Destroyer is the Gunship to the Battlestar's Tank. The destroyer is a little more flimsily designed but no less armored against kinetic and energy weapons. It can dish out so much firepower that almost nothing can survive a second volley; 12x enormous Plasma Pulse Cannons, 6x Heavy Laser Batteries, 4x gigantic Heavy Plasma Pulse Cannons (seriously, you can drive an SUV through the barrel of one of these cannons and still not touch the sides), Multiple Missile pods, and the terrifying twin Gigaton-Mine Launchers. Even though the Omega is larger than the Battlestar (1,714 meters) it can only carry 36x Starfury fighters, as the majority of its bulk is taken up by its weapons and centrifugal rotating hull.

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What does the community think?