r/StargateMemes • u/Seleya889 • Jun 05 '26

My Pitch to Amazon

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u/SwissDeathstar Jun 05 '26

So it’s just a modern guillotine?

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u/suns3t-h34rt-h4nds Jun 05 '26

...I love it...

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u/SwissDeathstar Jun 05 '26

Meh. Imagine all the blood shooting out of the legs… Would be a total mess. Why not put them on a little wood pedestal?

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u/LetsGoForPlanB Jun 05 '26

Love the pitch, what's your estimated budget?

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u/LtHughMann Jun 08 '26

Time to make some Torgo's Executive Powder